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Jeevan ke Katu Satya
/> Always think larger than life....



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#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

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#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
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#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane
ki koshish mat karna.



#4 Samay aur chutiya,
sab ka kat ta hain.



#5 Achi piyo kharab
piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.



#6 Paani
aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.


/> #7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge. />


#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi
achche lagte hain.



#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab
phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.



#10
Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
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#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee
ubharte hain.



#12 Jhaante aur koylaa,
hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.



#13 Tootee
(tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.


/> #14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge
hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!



#15 Ladki
kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.


/> #16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti
hai.



#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho
jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.



#18
Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.
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#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti
hain.



#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki
ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani

hi padti hai.
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#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte
hain.



#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar
jakar hi phoolte hain.



#23 Lohe par Hathoda
aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.


/> #24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye. />


#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru
mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.



#26
Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us
din jab baarish na ho.



#27 Lund aur
Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
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#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene
chahiye.



#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se
achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.


/> #30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode. />


#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf
bhagta hai



#32 baasi choot aur purana
akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!



#33 hari
jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!



#34
musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!


/> #35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.


/> #36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad
jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!


/> #37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin
aata hai



#38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi
nahi hoti!



#39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din
tak hota hai!



#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho,
land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!



#41
Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!
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#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar
se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!



#43
Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
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#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi
chamak aayegi.



#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam
jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.



#46
Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.

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#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli
nahin to apni

Hatheli.....but have sex daily.
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#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar
sakti hai.



#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab
jaayaj hai.



#50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein
dum hai to pachaasva khud bana lo.

Posted on : [29/07/2010]
Posted by : Mohammad Ahmed
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