Urdu Funny Sms Mobile SMS Collection http://www.evergreensms.com An urdu sms collection website of more than 30 categories. More than 80,000 sms collection from urdu to english Sun, 30 Dec 2012 17:47:22 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ek couple date p Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga " =P


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>AQKNiazi [ 0-342-797-3396 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/187425/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Ek-couple-date-p.html 3 aalsi kamchor 3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
rhe the,
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namak kam lga...
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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
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Sb baithe rahe...
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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
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tino behosh ho gye...
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"
Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>AQKNiazi [ 0-342-797-3396 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/187424/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -3-aalsi-kamchor-.html Us ki ankhon mai Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha

farzana...
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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Ali Qasim abbasi [ 03026531946 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/186795/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Us-ki-ankhon-mai.html ap k pas kon sa ap k pas kon sa mobile ha ?










































































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hahahaha fool ~


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> www.pagal.banana420.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/186707/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -ap-k-pas-kon-sa-.html pathan: yaar mer pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ +923027054254 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/186262/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -pathan:-yaar-mer.html hellow han ji hellow
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ohho
sorry
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]]> <b> Posted by : </b>zaryaab [ 03152825982 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185918/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -hellow -han -ji .html Agar manzil ko pa
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> habib u rehman [ 03003494611 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185888/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Agar-manzil-ko-pa.html Dil Or Duniya Me Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
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Aap



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"BHABI g" Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ +923349250188 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185694/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Dil-Or-Duniya-Me.html quot;veer jahan "veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
"wanted"
ek baar jo mene "sms" krna shuru kr diya to
uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan krna mere msg mujhe re send mat krna...


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Wasim khattak [ 03002594480 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185116/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -quot;veer -jahan.html admi malik makan say ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> apna [ 03082388036 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185105/Urdu-Funny-Sms/admi-malik-makan-say.html Challenge kise k Challenge kise kehte hai?
ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.




pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha.
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Amir Shahzad [ 03125212632 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185054/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Challenge-kise-k.html #39;TEACHER: Ek
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Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho ...
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03057579931 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/184322/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -#39;TEACHER: -Ek-.html choo shoo, mi ch choo shoo, mi cha,re cha mi,choo ti ta shi,,,,,!









TARJUMA:
'knhro!grmi wich na mro, sade kolo bijli le lo........!
(CHINA)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/184320/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -choo-shoo,-mi-ch.html lrm;6 birds were ‎6 birds were sitting on a tree.. a hunter saw that and shot over tree... . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . .
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bas bdmashi :)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183413/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -lrm;6-birds-were.html Q mujh ko staty Q mujh ko staty ho Q mujh ko rulaty ho
meri to rooh tak kanp gai ye bat sun kar
k tum bartan dhony waly sabun se nahaty ho


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03136016154 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183307/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Q-mujh-ko-staty-.html Santa: Yaar tujh Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03443163396 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183243/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Santa:-Yaar-tujh.html American Mother: American Mother: Gud night my son
indian Mother: shub Raatri beta
Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair
Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Nasrullah [ +923442086144 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183075/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -American-Mother:.html True Love... Bo True Love...
Boy: Mere pas Apne Dost Jesi Car to Nhi Pr TmhY Apni palkon pr bitha k Ghomaon Ga,
Mere pas us Jesi Bri kothi to nhi Pr tmhY apne Dil Me Jga Don Ga,
Mere Pas us jitne paise to Nhi
Pr Me Mehnat Mazdori Kr k khelaon ga
Ab Btao Tumhe kia Chahiye
Girl: Tumharay Dost Ka Number


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183038/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -True-Love... -Bo.html 2 dost 1 makan k 2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy.

1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy.
Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy.

Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla.
Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ?

to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182998/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -2-dost-1-makan-k.html Doolha shadi ki Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?
Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:

'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182997/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Doolha-shadi-ki-.html 3 dost apas main 3 dost apas main batain kar rahay thay

Pehla dost : mery walid ganga my chalang lagaty hain awr jamna sy nikalty hain.

Dosra dost : Mery walid darya-e-sindh  my chalang lagaty hy aur darya-e-chanab sy nikalty hain

Tesra Dost :Yar ye koi bat nahi mery walaid tanki my chalang lagaty hy awr nalky sy nikalty hy.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182995/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -3-dost-apas-main.html 1 sarkari daftar 1 sarkari daftar k baramdy my sign board pr likha tha.Shor na machao.Kisi ny s k neechy likha.
WaRNa hum jag jaingy.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182994/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -1-sarkari-daftar.html Tarzan k akhree Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?
Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182993/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Tarzan-k-akhree-.html Father to Son Ag Father to Son Agar is bar tu fail hua to mujhay apna baap mat kehna
Next Day
Father: Kiya bana result ka?
Son: Bas irfan bhai mat pocho, fail ho gaya hoon


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182991/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Father-to-Son-Ag.html 1 admi tyzi sy 1 1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola

doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?

Ankhon ki 

kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.

Hajjam ne jawab diya.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182985/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -1-admi-tyzi-sy-1.html 2 bewaqoof 1 aja 2 bewaqoof 1 ajaib ghr gay. Waha sheshy k box my 1 dhancha dekha Jis pr likha tha.1557 BC.

1 bola : aisa lagta hy k ye kisi truck k neachy aya tha.

Dosra bola haan shayed issi lye to truck ka number diya hy.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182984/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -2-bewaqoof-1-aja.html 2 Lahori larkey 2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03315685083 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182375/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -2-Lahori-larkey-.html Mental hospital k ai Bs aik pagal chup kr k betha tha.,
Dr.sb ne socha k shaid thek ho gea hai.?
Dr. ne pocha k dance kion nahi kr rahy?
Pagal. Bewaqof chup.
Me dhulha hon
]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03315685083 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182227/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Mental-hospital-k-ai.html ek adme ne fm re ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki
admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain
adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay
host redio wala :  to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain
adme  : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf sy 1gamghen song suna dain 


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182024/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -ek-adme-ne-fm-re.html L0ad sheding ne Mujh FARAz
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Mobile ki Battry ab Masjid k generetar se hi charge karta hun..
]]> <b> Posted by : </b>dani [ 03464590243 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182008/Urdu-Funny-Sms/L0ad-sheding-ne-Mujh.html Police wala apne Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181598/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ -Police-wala-apne.html Bachay 1 Larki ko gh ]]> <b> Posted by : </b>ali ROCKS [ 0346.2602773 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/109317/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Bachay-1-Larki-ko-gh.html Hamen to akmal ne lo ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Adnan [ 03464590243 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/96474/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Hamen-to-akmal-ne-lo.html ArayrnF a r a a a z ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Adnan [ 03464590243 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/96346/Urdu-Funny-Sms/ArayrnF-a-r-a-a-a-z-.html kaash wo guzri shaam ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Adnan [ 03464590243 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/96345/Urdu-Funny-Sms/kaash-wo-guzri-shaam.html Soch samaj kr msg ki ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Adnan [ 03464590243 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/96344/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Soch-samaj-kr-msg-ki.html rnPathan apnay dost ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91870/Urdu-Funny-Sms/rnPathan-apnay-dost-.html Man at medical store ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91869/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Man-at-medical-store.html Suno!!rnrnMujhe Har ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91868/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Suno!!rnrnMujhe-Har-.html Larki: Jb tmhe meri ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91867/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Larki:-Jb-tmhe-meri-.html Someone Asked Shakes ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91866/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Someone-Asked-Shakes.html 1 larka Charas pi k ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91865/Urdu-Funny-Sms/1-larka-Charas-pi-k-.html Sheikh apni shadi ki ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91864/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Sheikh-apni-shadi-ki.html "Parveen Shakir"rnrn ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91863/Urdu-Funny-Sms/"Parveen-Shakir"rnrn.html A cricket question!r ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91862/Urdu-Funny-Sms/A-cricket-question!r.html Aaj us ki aankhon ma ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91861/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Aaj-us-ki-aankhon-ma.html Q:Wo konsi ek baat h ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91860/Urdu-Funny-Sms/Q:Wo-konsi-ek-baat-h.html *. . .Koshish karna ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91859/Urdu-Funny-Sms/*.-.-.Koshish-karna-.html "Achhy Logun Ki Sohb ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91858/Urdu-Funny-Sms/"Achhy-Logun-Ki-Sohb.html China cricket kiun n ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Zubair Anjum [ 03325183093 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/91857/Urdu-Funny-Sms/China-cricket-kiun-n.html