Sardar SMS Mobile SMS Collection http://www.evergreensms.com An urdu sms collection website of more than 30 categories. More than 80,000 sms collection from urdu to english Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:23:44 GMT http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 2 admi motar cyc 2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/186290/Sardar-SMS/ -2-admi-motar-cyc.html ik sardar footbo ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje karny hi nai dete me kia karon


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> engr muhammad tayyab [ 03056527144 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185602/Sardar-SMS/ -ik-sardar-footbo.html ik sardar apny g ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"

Iss pr sardar bola ..........
ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> engr muhammad tayyab [ 03056527144 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185601/Sardar-SMS/ -ik-sardar-apny-g.html Sardar:Ne Ak Khob So "Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?"
Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-" Tamiez S Bat Karo-
Sardar: Baji Tosi Mere Nal Weya Far Maao Ge
]]> <b> Posted by : </b>SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773 [ 0346.2602773 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185177/Sardar-SMS/Sardar:Ne-Ak-Khob-So.html Sardar:Eik Wari Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce

2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> Jamil [ 03015189067 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/185039/Sardar-SMS/ -Sardar:Eik-Wari-.html Interviewer: Let me
Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale
]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Abbas khan [ 03439305450 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183757/Sardar-SMS/Interviewer:-Let-me-.html 1 sardar bus mai 1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>qasim [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183445/Sardar-SMS/ -1-sardar-bus-mai.html Sardar 2 servant Sardar 2 servant:go & water the plants.
Servant:it is already raining sir.
Sardar:then w8? take an umberella & go.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183027/Sardar-SMS/ -Sardar-2-servant.html Son: what is a g Son: what is a grownup joke?
His father sardarji says any joke which is 18 yeas old


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/183020/Sardar-SMS/ -Son:-what-is-a-g.html Sardarji:There a Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!
Friend:How do you know?
Sardarji:I asked them to marry !


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182983/Sardar-SMS/ -Sardarji:There-a.html Interviewer to S Interviewer to Sardar:
if A PARATHA & A PIZZA r dropd from 50 Ft, which will reach the Ground 1st?
Srdr: PIZZA
Intr:Y?
Srdr: Bcoz it is FAST FOOD!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182979/Sardar-SMS/ -Interviewer-to-S.html 2 admi motar cyc 2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..


]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/182971/Sardar-SMS/ -2-admi-motar-cyc.html Police: JAIL me Police:
JAIL me Kaise Aye?


Sardar:
MEDIA ki LARKI interview kar rahi thi
Us k SEENAY per
"PRESS" likha tha

Me ne daba diya bus itni c baat per police la i.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181622/Sardar-SMS/ -Police: -JAIL-me.html Sardar :Yaar MAR Sardar :Yaar MARDAN walay bare zabardast mezaj walay hain
taxi wale
kraya Nhi lete
hotel me raat ghazaro free
khana,pena be free,
yaha tk
k wapsi k kraya b dety hay.
Dost:tu kb gaya tha?
Sardar: main nhi yar
meri bv gai ti...?


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181620/Sardar-SMS/ -Sardar-:Yaar-MAR.html Sardar: Meri Bv Sardar: Meri Bv itna mzaq krti he k kya bataon
Dost: kaisy

Sardar: Kal men ghar gya uski ankhon pr hath rkh k bola men kon?

to wo mazaq mai boli "DOODH WALA".


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181619/Sardar-SMS/ -Sardar:-Meri-Bv-.html srdar G naha rah srdar G naha rahe the k ek dost darwaze pe aya, sardar nange hi bahar a ghe,
Dost bola,''kuch to pehan lo yar''
Sardar G bhaag k ghe or chapal pehan k a ghe.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Khalid Javid [ 03214131058 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181596/Sardar-SMS/ -srdar-G-naha-rah.html 2 Sardar Rastey Per ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181519/Sardar-SMS/2-Sardar-Rastey-Per-.html 1 Chor Sardar Ji Ka ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.co [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181518/Sardar-SMS/1-Chor-Sardar-Ji-Ka-.html ap k *Chehre* pe Noo ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 0-123-456-789 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181458/Sardar-SMS/ap-k-*Chehre*-pe-Noo.html Doctor : Sardar G, A ]]> <b> Posted by : </b> EverGreensms.com [ 03364705851 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181333/Sardar-SMS/Doctor-:-Sardar-G,-A.html Sardani: i m prag Sardani: i m pragnent
sardar. O kiwen?
ma te 3sal to
England san.
sardarni:Tadi photo hy ce mere kol.
sardar:mainu ulloo na bna o photo ty sirf TUNNI tak see


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181255/Sardar-SMS/ Sardani:-i-m-prag.html Doctor : Sardar G Doctor :
Sardar G, Aap k Gurday fail hogaye hain!
Sardar:
Ha Ha Ha,
What a joke...!
Mere Gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi!!!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181254/Sardar-SMS/ Doctor-: Sardar-G.html Sardar.Dr: ap ne Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta
k suba ot kr koi game kelne se
sehat achi rhti he
Pr muje koi farq nai pra Dr:Ap konsa game kelte ho?
Sardar:
Mobile pe Saanp wala!.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181252/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar.Dr:-ap-ne-.html 1 Sardar jungle s 1 Sardar jungle sey guzar raha tha k os ney daikha k 1 sanp drakht par latka hua ha
Sardar
NIDO v pia kar kanjra.
;
Khali lamkan naal
e
Qad lamba ni honda.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181221/Sardar-SMS/ 1-Sardar-jungle-s.html Sardar driver ko Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya.
Judge:
Accident kaisay huwa.
Sardar:
O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c...


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181218/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-driver-ko-.html sardar ka pait kh sardar ka pait kharab ho gya doctor k pas gya logoon ki majoodgi me kuch youn hal batane lga doc saib subah se network kharab hai mis kal pe miskal aa rahi hai.outgoing bilkul free ha..tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rhi hn ..blance bilkul nai rhtta jitna loud karoo sab khatam...


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/181154/Sardar-SMS/ sardar-ka-pait-kh.html 1 sardar ko uska 1 sardar ko uska Susar jotay mar raha tha
Reason?
Susar:eedi biwi ne hassptalon sms kita"Tusi pyo ban gaye o!"es hrami ne apne sare yaran nu forward kar dita!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180438/Sardar-SMS/ 1-sardar-ko-uska-.html Aik sardar k pas Aik sardar k pas kawa(crow) tha,wo bht soft tha.
Batao sardar ne apnay kaway ka kia nam rakha hoga.

Socho socho.

Microsoft
My-crow-soft..!!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180419/Sardar-SMS/ Aik-sardar-k-pas-.html Sardar to his son Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.
Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi a tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR d olad lagna ain


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180345/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-to-his-son.html 1 sardar ne mobil 1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha
"sardar g a keri science a"
sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180342/Sardar-SMS/ 1-sardar-ne-mobil.html Sardar: Maths vic Sardar: Maths vich fail kyo hoya?
Son: Sadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8, Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,fir kendi ay 6+2=8.
Teacher nu ap confrm nai ty manu ki sikay gi;-)


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180323/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar:-Maths-vic.html (In examination h (In examination hall)
Girl: sardar g m tuadi naqal mar lwan.
Sardar: aho g tusi meri naqal maro m firr tuadi asal maranga.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180311/Sardar-SMS/ (In-examination-h.html 1 srdr ji khali p 1 srdr ji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rahy the.
Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe hn?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun. Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui hai


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180158/Sardar-SMS/ 1-srdr-ji-khali-p.html §ardar writes §ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems:
1.My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE
2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER.I need that as i own Vespa Scooter
3.I see MS OFFICE bt i need MS HOME,as i use pc at home
4.Finaly,how is that ur name is Gates but u r §elling WINDOWS.!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180150/Sardar-SMS/ §ardar-writes-.html Sardar ji se kis Sardar ji se
kisi ne pocha:
sardarji aqal
bari ya bhens?
sardar ji kafi
dair sochte
rahe phir kaha:
"o pa ji...
dono ki date
of birth to
batao...@


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/180128/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-ji-se- kis.html Sardar to his son Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hon.
Son: Papa school wich miss b yehi boldi hai tu insan di nahi kisi JANWAR ki Putar lagna ain


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179910/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-to-his-son.html Sardar orders Piz Sardar orders Pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 Hi kar de,
8 khaye nahi Jayen ge....


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179908/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-orders-Piz.html Ek pathan doosre Ek pathan doosre pathan se~
khoucha ye
"SENT MESSAGE"
kya hota hai???
.
.
.
.
doosra pathan~
Jis message mei khushboo ho,usse sent message kehte hein...


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179896/Sardar-SMS/ Ek-pathan-doosre-.html Ek sardar apnay b Ek sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola
tu to ghar ja!!!


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179895/Sardar-SMS/ Ek-sardar-apnay-b.html In an interview, In an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrr
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurrr dhur dup dup dup..


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179886/Sardar-SMS/ In-an-interview, .html Sardar school mai Sardar school main 1 black or 1 white shoes pehn aya
Sir:
Gher wapis jao or change kr k aao
Sardar:
koi faida nai master G, ghar v 1 kala tay 1 chitta e a..


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179524/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-school-mai.html Aik Sardar k 4 ba Aik Sardar k 4 bache they.
govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs. 20,000 mahana wazeefa dia jayga.
Sardar ne bivi ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he main wo b lekar aata hon 5 par 20,000 milenge.
jab wapis aaya to 2 hi bachy...
Sardar: do or kahan hen?
bivi: jis k they le gaya.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179448/Sardar-SMS/ Aik-Sardar-k-4-ba.html Sardar maleria se Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179370/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-maleria-se.html Ek Sardar Ki Khoo Ek Sardar Ki Khoob Pitaayi Hui...
Birthday Party Mein Muft Ka Khana Khatay Huye Pakrra Gaya Aur Upar Se BoLa;
"Main Larrkay Waalon Ki Taraf Se Hoon".


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179366/Sardar-SMS/ Ek-Sardar-Ki-Khoo.html A sardar prays da A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179198/Sardar-SMS/ A-sardar-prays-da.html Ek sardar ki chat Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179197/Sardar-SMS/ Ek-sardar-ki-chat.html In bio practical: In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179196/Sardar-SMS/ In-bio-practical:.html A bird was distur A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly. He took it to the top of a building and dropped it


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179155/Sardar-SMS/ A-bird-was-distur.html Sardar ki tape ch Sardar ki tape chalte chalte ruk gai
us ne tape ko khola to undr chooha mara para tha
Sardar: Oho singer hi mar gya hy to tape kese chale gi.


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179154/Sardar-SMS/ Sardar-ki-tape-ch.html Race Dakhty howy Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga?
2nd: sab say agay waly ko
1st: TO Phir Pichay waly Kyun Bag rhy hain....


]]> <b> Posted by : </b>Jawad Mughal [ +923214172683 ] http://www.evergreensms.com/details/179115/Sardar-SMS/ Race-Dakhty-howy-.html