(11) Tum haste raho, nachte raho, m
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal >>
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(12) Hamari Qismat ka Ye Pehlu To Z
Hamari Qismat ka Ye Pehlu To Zara Dekho Faraz



Jab Humne Usey Kaha: "I Love U" :-*



To



Wo Boli:


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(13) Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laa
Rabri: Ka karat ho?

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nah >>
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(14) Tum haste raho, nachte raho, m
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... >>
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(15) Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karo
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?

Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara >>
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(16) Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar s
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? >>
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(17) Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse ba
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai >>
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(18) Media: Prince, bahar aa kar ac
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?

Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate >>
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(19) Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! >>
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(20) Geeta mein likha hai?
<
Geeta mein likha hai?

















are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein >>
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(21) Ek Aadmi Ghussey men Apni BV s
Ek Aadmi Ghussey men Apni BV se,



Dil karta hai Terey 2 Tukray kar doon,



Achanak Paros se Awaaz aayi,



Abey >>
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(22) Neend kahan aati hai jise ishq
Neend kahan aati hai jise ishq ki aag lagti hai.



"mÅhI"



Bus doston ko khush karne k liye Go0d nIght kehte hain... >>
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(23) Dear kanjos Customer,
U
Dear kanjos Customer,

U have now subscribed Kanjosi Pckage.

U can Enjoy saving of MSG,

Ur Subscrptn title Kanjos is valid till Go >>
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(24) Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola<
Snta College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!

Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Un >>
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(25) Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabr
Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.



Phir dusri side se bahar nikla aur



paseena ponchhty huwy bola:
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(26) Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3
Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.

Banta: Wo kaise?



Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya, or 1 usne muje >>
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(27) Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..















Choro mobile wapas rakh do< >>
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(28) Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti



Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan

Q izhar nhi krti



English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
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(29) # Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka bet
# Girl: Ye jo Samnay Larka betha hai mujhe ek Ghantay se Pareshan kar raha hai.



Waiter: Lekin woh to aapki taraf dekh bhi nahi raha.
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(30) Pressure cooker ne karahai se
Pressure cooker ne karahai se pucha k tm itni kali ho

koi cream q ni use krti?



Karahai boli mein jitni b kali sahi,

seeti >>
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