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| ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa... |
| Posted on : [13/11/2008] |
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Posted by :safyn ch
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Mobile # :03136492138
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| any one want adult friendship with me under 18,can contact. |
| Posted on : [13/11/2008] |
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Posted by :safyan ch
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Mobile # :03136492138
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| Alijan //...kkk..//
Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hain so b careful.
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan ';'kkk';'
Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta
Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.
Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain
In zalimn ko pyar sacha nae lgta...
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan .,.,kkk../
Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fan on karengy to candle nahi bujh jayege kia.
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan,,..kkk..........
Nasibo new song:
"pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna,
hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna,
pichon lagda te nai musalman sajna,
meno lagda ay tu koi pathan sajna,
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan ';;'kkk''
Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan ';';kkk'''
Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat se bola. Or main sala papy.
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan =-== kkk ===
Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia
sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai
Chooza: Janu sub choro sirf confidence check karo..
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Sir: ye automatically kya hota hai
Student: JAB KOI GANJI LARKI
AUTO MEIN JA RAHI HU TU
Usy kehty hain
AUTO-ME-TAKLI |
| Posted on : [30/10/2008] |
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Posted by :Ali
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Mobile # :0333 6354078
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| Ik tha chuha...
Bas ik hi tha
Or nahn hai. |
| Posted on : [30/10/2008] |
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Posted by :Ali
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Mobile # :0333 6354078
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| Aik molvi ne apni girl friend ko time dia hota hai.....//
boht intazar kerta hai but wo nahi ati....//
molve ko boht preshan hota hai aur seda masjid mein jata hai aur loadspeaker on ker ke kehth hai....//
hazrat changi ne keti...:-).SAQIB ALI FROM MANGLA CANTT NEW SULTANPUR |
| Posted on : [14/10/2008] |
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Posted by :SAQIB ALI
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Mobile # :03345674006
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| Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Faraz Galib ne aa kr mood kharab kr diya |
| Posted on : [11/10/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03217061778
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| Ham un k Ghar gaye thy FARAZ hamary aany ki khabar sun kr vo Ghar he chor gaye 03217061778 |
| Posted on : [11/10/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Alijan says
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do |
| Posted on : [07/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Alijan says
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married” |
| Posted on : [07/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A TEACHEr says to noughty boy" jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram hoty hooon to bhoot narem"
Boy.:
Miss App to bilkul mere p----s jesi hain..!
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk. |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".: |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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