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(1) Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro roong roong machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
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(2) Teacher: test yaad hai
Teacher: test yaad hai
Pathan:No
Teacher: kyun
Pathan:jese hi parhne betha to light chali gayi bad mein is dar se parhne nahi b >>
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(3) Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki K
Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha
�Handle With Care�
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(4) Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki K
Ek Din Ek Sardar Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par Likha Thha
�Handle With Care�
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(5) Richman: aaj mere pass 14 cars
Richman: aaj mere pass 14 cars,18 bikes,4 banglow,3 farmhouse hain..tmhare pass kia hai?
Faqeer: mere pass beta hai..jiski girlfrnd ter >>
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(6) Tmhari ik nigah se qatal hoten
Tmhari ik nigah se qatal hoten hain log
wasi
Ik nazar zara ZARDARI ko dekhlo meharbani hogi.. >>
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(7) Usne hamen jahil keh k hamara
Usne hamen jahil keh k hamara dil tor dia
FARAZ
hum biryani ke ooper custard hi to dal ke kah rahe they... >>
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(8) jb bi tere awaaz sunne ko dil
jb bi tere awaaz sunne ko dil krta hai Aee Dost
utha ke pathar kutte ko mar deta hon.. >>
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(9) Zinda raha to tmhara hi sath n
Zinda raha to tmhara hi sath nibhaonga doston
bhool jaon to ye smjh lena k..
Koi bachi set ho gayi hai.. >>
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(10) 1 sardar fauj main bharti howa
1 sardar fauj main bharti howa
2 din baad jung shoro ho gai
sardar ki topi pe goli lagi
Sardar hathyar ph >>
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(11) Dost pathan se: yar kia baat h
Dost pathan se: yar kia baat hai aaj tmhare mobile pe bht calls a rahi hain?
Pathan: (fakhar se)
Yara aaj hum apni behen >>
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(12) Dost pathan se: yar kia baat h
Dost pathan se: yar kia baat hai aaj tmhare mobile pe bht calls a rahi hain?
Pathan: (fakhar se)
Yara aaj hum apni behen >>
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(13) main to younhi pani ko ghor se
main to younhi pani ko ghor se dekh raha tha FARAZ
itne main 1 machli nikal kar boli:
Kamine tere ghar main maa behen na >>
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(14) mjhe dosre numbaron se msg mat
mjhe dosre numbaron se msg mat kia karo DOSTON
mera nadan dil smjhta hai kise bachi ka number hai >>
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(15) mjhe dosre numbaron se msg mat
mjhe dosre numbaron se msg mat kia karo DOSTON
mera nadan dil smjhta hai kise bachi ka number hai >>
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(16) ye mat sochna ke tere yaad se
ye mat sochna ke tere yaad se ghafil ho gaye hain aee dost
Bus larkian jan choren to tum logon ko time do na... >>
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(17) jis insan ne apni BV ko baghai
jis insan ne apni BV ko baghair kise qasoor ke qatal kia,
woh qayamat k roz dozakh may mere sath kandhe se kandhe mila kar khara hoga.< >>
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(18) jis insan ne apni BV ko baghai
jis insan ne apni BV ko baghair kise qasoor ke qatal kia,
woh qayamat k roz dozakh may mere sath kandhe se kandhe mila kar khara hoga.< >>
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(19) Manjno Lela ki Zulfon mei aisa
Manjno Lela ki Zulfon mei aisa khoya,
K behosh ho gaya,
Jab Hoosh aya to pocha,
Lela!
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(20) Q - University me sari ladkiyo
Q - University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
?
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?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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(21) Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab s
Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?
Bacha: Choha
Teacher: Wo Kese?
Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay >>
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(22) Teacher: Which was the first s
Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU.. ;-> >>
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(23) Larka : Dil Ruba !
Larka : Dil Ruba !
Larki : Balance bhijwa !
Larka : Paise Nahi
Larki : Kaise Nahi
Larka : >>
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(24) Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor D
Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Ek Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz
Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apn >>
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(25) Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghora
Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?
Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,>
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(26) # Sheikh Dhobi Se
# Sheikh Dhobi Se
Istari k Kitne Lo Ge?
Dhobi: 15 rupay.
Sheikh 15 Rupay Rakh kar Istari Utha kar Bhaag G >>
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(27) # Admi: Molvi Sahab Pistay ka
# Admi: Molvi Sahab Pistay ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hai
Ya Badam ka?
Molvi: Muamla Insaf ka hai
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(28) Agar Aap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Au
Agar Aap Ke Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dheeli Ho,
To Usay Girnay Se Bachanay Ka Sab Se Asaan Tariqa Hai K:
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(29) # 1 Hindu Jungle Se Guzer Raha
# 1 Hindu Jungle Se Guzer Raha Tha
Samney Shair Aa Gaya Wo Hindu Bola:
Hay Bhagwan ab mai kya karo, Mujhay Bacha Lay.
Awa >>
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(30) Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...<
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
To....
Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tensi >>
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