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1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! t
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1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Do >>  |
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Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
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Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jis ko aankh maari thi ,
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,
jo us ney sar per maa >> |
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( 7 )
Dunya Gol hy?
Chuha Billi
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Dunya Gol hy?
Chuha Billi se darta hy,
Bili kutty se darti hy,
Kutta Banday se darta hy,
B >> |
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( 9 )
Molvi apni wife say:
jab
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Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: >> |
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( 10 )
Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...?
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Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...?
Girl:Kia?
Boy:Achi film hai na!
Girl:Kuttay k bachay...
Boy:W >> |
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( 15 )
Kisi ki Yaad aye –
Yaad karo Zya
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Kisi ki Yaad aye –
Yaad karo Zyada aaye –
SMS karo Aur Zyada aaye –
PHONE karo Aur b Zyada aaye –
MILO Use b Zyda aaye >> |
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( 16 )
A teacher asked his student:
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A teacher asked his student:
what is the chemical formula of water.......?
A sardar answered "HIJKLMNO"
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( 17 )
Dunia k 5 Mushkil Kaam
1.
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Dunia k 5 Mushkil Kaam
1.Murgi ko lipstick lgana
2. Hathi Ko Godh Mein Bithana
3. CockRoch Ko PyaR KeRna< >> |
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( 18 )
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar
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(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to
"zalim"
agar aurat SAY pit jaye to
"buzd >> |
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( 22 )
Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Ka
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Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Karen,,
20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90,100
Aur
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( 23 )
Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye .
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| Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban >> |
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( 24 )
Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane k baad,
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Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane k baad,
Kis ka karu intezar zindgi me aapke aane k baad,
Kyu Pyar pe jaan lutate hai log.. >> |
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( 26 )
Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Lark
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Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se >> |
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( 27 )
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL M
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| AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K D >> |
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( 28 )
Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k
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Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,,
ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,,
mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, ta >> |
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( 29 )
mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki
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mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is
03343133942 and 0342271 >> |
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( 30 )
Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy goli mar
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Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy goli mar deyo,
raja howy te akrda na howy goli mar deyo,
but howy te sona na howy goli mar deyo, jatt ho >> |
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