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(1) SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANEY BANEY
SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANEY BANEY HUSAN

BANA TO DEWANEY BANEY KUCH TO BAAT HAI

AAP MEIN U HI TO NAHI PAGHAL KHANE BANEY >>
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(2) main ne kaha k mujhe chor do y
main ne kaha k mujhe chor do ya tor do. wo be wafa hans k bola itnay nayaab khilony roz kahan milte hain. >>
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(3) Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry
Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,

4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,

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wajah kya thi..??

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(4) Aik Pathan ney aik American se
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.

American hiran h >>
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(5) Select any one Number.

Select any one Number.

Jis se Aap ko pata chaLe ga k Aap tayyar ho k kesy Lagte hain....



1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11



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(6) Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to
Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to





Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi,





Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to



Her >>
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(7) Larka: aik larki ko cherte huw
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????

Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi mas >>
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(8) Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

aik jaisi hoti hain,

1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY

ek jaisay hotay hain,< >>
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(9) Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Ch

Aankhon Me Sharafat,

Chaal Me Nazakat,

Dil Me Sachai,

Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .

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(10) Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,<
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen >>
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(11) Hum gaye tahe un k ghar

Hum gaye tahe un k ghar



kehna tha dil se dil mila lo



un ki ammi ne khola darwaza



hum ghabra k bole

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(12) Hum gaye tahe un k ghar

Hum gaye tahe un k ghar

kehna tha dil se dil mila lo

un ki ammi ne khola darwaza

hum ghabra k bole

aunty bachom ko polio k >>
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(13) Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar
Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta

duniya walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta

jab tak larka larki bhag na jain

in zalimo >>
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(14) khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rah
khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai

nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rahti hai

tere bina koi kami to nahi aye dost,

bas gali wali j >>
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(15) College ki galiyon main ajeeb
College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai

class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai

notes ki jaga love exchange hota hai

isiliye to >>
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(16) acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar
acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka

yaar ne he loot liya ghar yaar ka.

...REMIX...

acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka

naap l >>
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(17) har gali har devar par aap ka
har gali har devar par aap ka naam likha hai

har khirki her darwaze pe aap ka naam likha hai

uper talashe-e-gumshuda aur

neche z >>
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(18) meri prem kahani ka ajib endin
meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,

meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,

Izhare-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms se

jo un ki shaadi tak p >>
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(19) pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiy
pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,

dil ka dard dil torne wala kiya jane,

hoti hai kitni mehnat ek larki patane main, ye ghar pe betha >>
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(20) kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan
kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan badal jate ho

har naye din humara dil dukhate ho,

ye baat soun kar humari roh tak kaanp gai

k tum >>
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(21) dil chasp duen


dil chasp duen



arshsad ko dua mili k sada hanstay muskaraty raho,

aaj wo pagal khanay me hai .



ajmal ko dua mili >>
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(22) Hamesha achay ur tameez

Hamesha achay ur tameez

walay SMS kiya karo,



Takay jub tum marjao,



Tu log kahay,



k



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(23) Din may chan sitaray
a

Din may chan sitaray

achay nahi lagtay,



Ab duniya k yay nazaray

achay nahi lagtay,



Koe ja kar hamaray AM >>
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(24) kitna KHUDDAR tha wo

kitna KHUDDAR tha wo

kabhi shool nahi jata tha...









FARRUKH,







Larkiyo k Za >>
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(25) Aik ghur may twins paida

Aik ghur may twins paida

howay tu saas boli,









Lo batao,,,







Hamaray PAKISTA >>
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(26) Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske d
Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ki wicket to gira di

"FARAZ"

lekin meri taqdeer ko dekho uska baap umpire tha >>
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(27) SON: Aap ke office say guzar
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha socha SALAM he karta chalo,



DAD: Koe faida nahi Bayta Abhi Aap ki Ammi Bhi Idher say Guzari Thi >>
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(28) SON: Aap ke office say guzar
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha socha SALAM he karta chalo,



DAD: Koe faida nahi Bayta Abhi Aap ki Ammi Bhi Idher say Guzari Thi >>
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(29) وہ جو
وہ جو آجاتے تھے آنکھوں می¬ >>
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(30) Buzurgo nay farmaya hay k,

Buzurgo nay farmaya hay k,



"ek aqalmand say bat karan"



"1 month tak kitabein parhnay say behtar hay"



"To >>
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