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( 1 )
Ji Kar da ai Sajna nal
Vair Paa
Ji Kar da ai Sajna nal

Vair Paa lavan





Aik lut chukan hanair pa

daivan





Dooji Lut Chukan Sa >>
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( 2 )
3 pathan pinic pe gaye magar pepsi le ja
3 pathan pinic pe gaye magar pepsi le jana bhool gaye 3no me faislahuwa k sub se chhota he who jakar pepsi laye chhota theak he magar meri shart he ja >>
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Kiya hoya jo hero metric fail nikla,
Kiya hoya jo hero metric fail nikla,





Wah wah wah





kiya hoya jo hero metric fail nikle,




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( 4 )
shaid kahin kharhki say jahnk paray wo.<
shaid kahin kharhki say jahnk paray wo.

ya soch kar galli main khalty bachon ko larha diya



saadat amin satti abudhabi

vip >>
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( 5 )
har wo chiz choti nazar ati hay
har wo chiz choti nazar ati hay

jisay door say ya garoor say dykha jay





saadat amin satti abudhabi



vipsat >>
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( 6 )
Message pe message bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho



Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka >>
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( 7 )
Sardar going with his sister

Sardar going with his sister



Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap hi >>
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( 8 )
Suchta tha har mor par

Su
Suchta tha har mor par



Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi >>
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( 9 )
Wife- i will die.

Wife- i
Wife- i will die.



Wife- i will die.

Husband- i will also die.

Wife- Why do you want 2 die?

hosband- bcoz ma itni >>
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( 10 )
Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sul
Ye sulgta hua Jism



Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata >>
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( 11 )
Ek sardar car me

Ek sarda
Ek sardar car me



Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO >>
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( 12 )
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi



Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre >>
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( 13 )
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja



God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne >>
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( 14 )
Laloo: 2 his P.A.:

Laloo
Laloo: 2 his P.A.:



Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to >>
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( 15 )
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane



Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane b >>
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( 16 )
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,

Aaj,
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,



Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!



Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise

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( 17 )
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi th
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha



Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe >>
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain



Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doi >>
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( 19 )
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!



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( 20 )
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. J
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! >>
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( 21 )
Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna h
Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai



Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Uncle : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai >>
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( 22 )
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein



Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga

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( 23 )
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam



Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JA >>
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( 24 )
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain<
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain



Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo M >>
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( 25 )
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske



Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! >>
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( 26 )
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele



Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hai >>
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( 27 )
Tum sa koi dusara

Tum sa
Tum sa koi dusara



Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat >>
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( 28 )
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay

S
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay



Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say >>
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( 29 )
Andheri sadak sunsan

And
Andheri sadak sunsan



Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,

raat ho gayi soja shait >>
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Wo Dosti hi kya jisme

Wo
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme



Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,au >>
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