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3 pathan pinic pe gaye magar pepsi le ja
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3 pathan pinic pe gaye magar pepsi le jana bhool gaye 3no me faislahuwa k sub se chhota he who jakar pepsi laye chhota theak he magar meri shart he ja >>  |
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har wo chiz choti nazar ati hay
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har wo chiz choti nazar ati hay
jisay door say ya garoor say dykha jay
saadat amin satti abudhabi
vipsat >> |
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Message pe message bhejte ho
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Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka >> |
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Sardar going with his sister
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Sardar going with his sister
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap hi >> |
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( 8 )
Suchta tha har mor par
Su
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Suchta tha har mor par
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi >> |
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( 9 )
Wife- i will die.
Wife- i
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Wife- i will die.
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni >> |
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( 10 )
Ye sulgta hua Jism
Ye sul
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Ye sulgta hua Jism
Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata >> |
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( 11 )
Ek sardar car me
Ek sarda
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Ek sardar car me
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO >> |
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( 12 )
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi
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Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre >> |
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( 13 )
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne >> |
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( 14 )
Laloo: 2 his P.A.:
Laloo
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Laloo: 2 his P.A.:
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to >> |
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane b >> |
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Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,
Aaj,
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Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise
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( 17 )
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi th
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Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe >> |
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doi >> |
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. J
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| Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! >> |
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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JA >> |
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( 25 )
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! >> |
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( 26 )
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hai >> |
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( 27 )
Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa
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Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat >> |
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( 28 )
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say >> |
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( 29 )
Andheri sadak sunsan
And
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Andheri sadak sunsan
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shait >> |
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Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo
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Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,au >> |
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