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(1) "Roses" are "Laal"
"Sky
"Roses" are "Laal"
"Sky" is "Neela"
you "Brain" is like khali "Patila".
Bura Maan liya.
OK
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(2) "Gulab"
"Motia"
"Gulab"
"Motia"
"Tulip"
"Chambeli"
"Sunflower"
"Lily"
All fl >>
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(3) ابھی &
ابھی کمسن ہو سنبہالو اپنے >>
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(4) ???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ?
???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ???? ????? ????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ???? ????? ????? >>
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(5) hello raja g ghar waloon ne ph
hello raja g ghar waloon ne phone bi nahin kia eid par kia aba jaan ne phone ki chabi nahin de >>
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(6) 1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye
1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara konsa hy?
Njoomi tumhary bachy kitny hy? Larki boli.11.
Njoomi,tumhary liye Sabz Sitara sahi rhay g >>
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(7) کہیں &
کہیں تماپنی قسمت کا لکھا >>
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(8) Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na ma
Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge
Father: Han beta
Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach ga >>
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(9) Ek admi ne address pochne ke l
Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye
Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho
Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh >>
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(10) Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro
Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:
No.
Boy:
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nae maanay >>
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(11) اب کی
اب کی بار مین جب گیا سسرال
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(12) Bakari wala: ye bakara 20000 y
Bakari wala: ye bakara 20000 ye 10000 ye 5000 or wo wala sirf sirf 500 ka
gahak: wo 500ka kyu hai?!!!!!!!!
bakari wala : Sahib Ye china >>
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(13) Girl 2 techr
ye pyar ky
Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?
Techr
jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga
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(14) Husband: Agr mere Hath Me huku
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!
Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui ha >>
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(15) Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
0r
Jab Aap Bolte >>
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(16) 1 Potta Dada Sy:
1 Potta Dada Sy:
Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?
Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?
Potta:
Bht khobsurat >>
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(17) husband:main tang a gaya hoon
husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main k >>
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(18) wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehang
wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz"
husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum
"ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain....." >>
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(19) Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakr >>
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(20) Larka;
Janeman
Larka;
Janeman is Dil
mein aaja.
Larki:
Sandal utaroon kya????
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(21) سخر د&
سخر دوپہرے سب سے چھپ کر آم >>
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(22) ہیر ک&
ہیر کے بوےاگےویکھہ کے عاش >>
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(23) tere chere pe udasi ankhon me
tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia
tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia
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(24) tecnological development
tecnological development
ab aap chand se bhi baaten kar sakte hian
wow
so inters >>
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(25) neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko
neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1 glass pani me boil aur 2 ki chatni banao phir chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo inshahallah
kan >>
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(26) agar pakistan mobile ijad kart
agar pakistan mobile ijad karta to us me ye templets hote
1 oye call kar
2 abe kahan hia?
3 aisa karo ge to kon aye ga
4 g >>
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(27) ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar
ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar ho gaya
class ki teacher ko papu se piyar ho gaya
is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya
sari >>
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(28) good news!
ab a
good news!
ab aap is sms k zaryye apne set pe star plus bilkul free dekh sakte hian wo bhi 24 hours
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(29) A man while making love to his
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos >>
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(30) Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aay >>
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