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Funny Urdu SMS and Messages |
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| Chand per Apkta naam likhne to jee chahta hai..
Pehli baat to ye k haath nahi jata hai or dosri baat ye khayal hamesha din main ata hai....:P |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,
aankhon ka armaan ban jao,,
honton ki muskaan ban jao...
yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin?
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pehle zra insaan to ban jao... |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is on cheeks
a passionate kiss on lips
a romantic kiss on neck
but
seriously hottest is on
iron:-)
try it |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
tb
aisa
thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayega
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| 1 + 1 = 2
i love u
2 + 2 = 4
love me more
3 + 3 = 6
love is fix
4 + 4 = 8
love is great
5 + 5 = 10
love u my friend
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| pholon may tum khayalo may tum bagho may tum dil may tum.
oye tussi ghar we bendey o key pherdey rendey o.
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| DO AND DIE
TRY TRY AND TRY
DON,T NEVER SAY WHY
IF YOU SAY WHY
THEN YOU WILL DIE |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA CHAHRA ANKHO ME BAS JATA HA,
IK DAM SE MERI ANKH KHUL JATI HA,
OR DIL SE SIRF YAHI AWAZ ATI HA,
AMI BHOOT;-)
""""U_K"" |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Office may Kaam hote hain... Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte... Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... (- Employee's reply.. |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Darte Hain
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai! |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| jis tarha sooraj
nikalta hai her raat k bad
chand alwida
kehta hy mulaqat k bad
tum ghar se mat
niklna warna log kahegey
dekho mendak
nikal aya barsat k bad
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher,
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all b
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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| MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM COPY PE LIKHA WOH GUM HO GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM DIL PE LIKHA AUR MUJHE HEART ATTACK HO GAYA |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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