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teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?



teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?

student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.

te >>
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HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi

HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi



HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..

Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai >>
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",



Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",

AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBIL >>
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baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha p
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,



baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,

paro ne kaha shara >>
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i selected a short girl to marry........
i selected a short girl to marry............why?



i selected a short girl to marry............why?

coz some one told me museeba >>
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha



Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh

he he hhe he he hee he he hh >>
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Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,



Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,

soc >>
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Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai



Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai

beshak milne na aa >>
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki



Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,

Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidk >>
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( 10 )
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai



Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms >>
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( 11 )
Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah
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Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah



Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.

Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti >>
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When i was sad you were there
When i was sad you were there



When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.

When i was unhappy you were ther >>
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( 13 )
doc chopra Psychotherapist

doc chopra Psychotherapist



doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,

but our sarda >>
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( 14 )
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau



Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to plea >>
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai



Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao >>
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( 16 )
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun



Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha muj >>
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( 17 )
Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste
Tum Haste Raho



Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Ha >>
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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain



Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBI >>
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Arz kya hai:

Arz kya hai:
Arz kya hai:



Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri k >>
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Abe o burai ke resgulle

A
Abe o burai ke resgulle



Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. >>
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( 21 )
Apun 1 sher bolega

Apun 1
Apun 1 sher bolega



Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur >>
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( 22 )
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..



Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi >>
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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har tar
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai



Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta >>
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Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe



Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National >>
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( 25 )
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?



Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar f >>
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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja



God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne >>
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..



Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane >>
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Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar



Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kamb >>
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Porpose karne ka naya style..
Porpose karne ka naya style..



Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahl >>
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Ye sulgta hua Jism

Ye sul
Ye sulgta hua Jism



Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata >>
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