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| MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM COPY PE LIKHA WOH GUM HO GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM DIL PE LIKHA AUR MUJHE HEART ATTACK HO GAYA |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| youn tu hum main bohut deen daari,
magar jhan dekhi koi bachi pyari,
bus whaeen pe aankh maari,
phans gai tu hamaari,
werna phir se deen daari......
SariM JaaN
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| 2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1 sms likh raha tha ... us ne dusry se pucha: yar "mai pur umeed hoon" isko english mai kya khte han? dusra : "i am pregnant"
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nikkar dena". elephant : "ha..... ha......... ha.........."pehnay ga kia?? mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai tent lagwana hai |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| 1 sardar doosre se duniya mai sbse mushkil kam kia hai
2 sardar helmet pa k kuri di chumi lena:-) :-) |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| 1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kholta or band kar deta
why?
guess?
kion k
doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| 2 sardar brothers were in the same class
teacher:tum dono ne apne father k name different kio likhe?
sardar brothers:teacher tussi fer kaho ge k nakal mar li:-) :-) :-) |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-
HAPPYS ENDINGS.
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,
Wah Wah,,
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,
ooh
Phir,?
Phir kia,
Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae Ghalib. |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,
To Libas apna phar diya,
Ghereban apna chak kia,
Or tere zakham se Lipat gaya,
yehe to he kam mera,
"SUNNY PLAST" he Nam mera |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?
markets silent....
streets empty.....
no smoking........
no flowers........
no valentines.....
no perfumes.......
all the men direct to heaven.
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din hmara dil dukhate ho, ye sunkar humari roh tak kanp gai k tum ab
bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.;)) arslan sk
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girl Friend banali
Bhikari: Nahi sahab girl friend ne bhikari banadiya.
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| It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all b |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k kinare bachon ne un ko pathar mare.Baba-e-quam ne farmaya flak k sitaron zameen ki baharon kuttay k bachon pathar tu na maru.
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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| Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon..;))))arslan sk |
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| True Friends Stand behind u during ur Bad times....
U want a Documentary proof?
In future check out ur marrige Album. |
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| Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon
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| Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
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| Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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