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(1) Girl 2 techr
ye pyar ky
Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?
Techr
jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga
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(2) Husband: Agr mere Hath Me huku
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!
Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui ha >>
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(3) Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
0r
Jab Aap Bolte >>
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(4) 1 Potta Dada Sy:
1 Potta Dada Sy:
Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?
Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?
Potta:
Bht khobsurat >>
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(5) husband:main tang a gaya hoon
husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main k >>
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(6) wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehang
wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz"
husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum
"ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain....." >>
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(7) Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakr >>
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(8) Larka;
Janeman
Larka;
Janeman is Dil
mein aaja.
Larki:
Sandal utaroon kya????
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(9) سخر د&
سخر دوپہرے سب سے چھپ کر آم >>
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(10) ہیر ک&
ہیر کے بوےاگےویکھہ کے عاش >>
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(11) tere chere pe udasi ankhon me
tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia
tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia
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(12) tecnological development
tecnological development
ab aap chand se bhi baaten kar sakte hian
wow
so inters >>
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(13) neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko
neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1 glass pani me boil aur 2 ki chatni banao phir chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo inshahallah
kan >>
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(14) agar pakistan mobile ijad kart
agar pakistan mobile ijad karta to us me ye templets hote
1 oye call kar
2 abe kahan hia?
3 aisa karo ge to kon aye ga
4 g >>
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(15) ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar
ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar ho gaya
class ki teacher ko papu se piyar ho gaya
is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya
sari >>
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(16) good news!
ab a
good news!
ab aap is sms k zaryye apne set pe star plus bilkul free dekh sakte hian wo bhi 24 hours
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(17) A man while making love to his
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos >>
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(18) Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aay >>
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(19) Worlds shortest jokes:
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the b >>
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(20) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 ty
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep >>
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(21) اور ہ&
اور ہم کو ٹھنڈا میٹہا پال >>
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(22) اس مو&
اس موسم برسات میں ویکھو س >>
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(23) ہم نے
ہم نے روشن دان سے ہڈیاں چک >>
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(24) Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
To Aisa Karen.
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(25) Shakespeare Said:
"Grom
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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(26) Ye Soch Kar Us ne Aftaar Party
Ye Soch Kar Us ne Aftaar Party Mai,
Pocket Mai Pakorray Daal Liye Faraz...
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(27) The Best Feeling in the World<
The Best Feeling in the World
Is When u think that you have been forgotten by your friend.
And suddenly you receive a msg from ur Friend >>
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(28) .*""* . * ""*.
* Dil
.*""* . * ""*.
* Dil ki *
* Gehraiyon *
*... se.. *
*...*
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(29) ابھی &
ابھی کمسن ہو سنبھالو اپنے >>
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(30) 1st sardar; I am going ka kiya
1st sardar; I am going ka kiya matlab hai???
2nd sardar; MEIN JA RAHA HON....
1st sardar;Aise nhi jane d >>
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