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(1) دیکھ&#
دیکھو کہاں ھے آٹا دیکھو ک¬ >> 
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(2) TeaCher 2 sTudEnt …
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TeaCher 2 sTudEnt …
Translate this sentence in UrDU :
” Aslam United His Mother & Sister ”
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(3) Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejt
Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.
Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se,
aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.
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(4) Pakistani Shadi me khana khane
Pakistani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE 1
Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
RULE 2
Doosri bar is tarh >>
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(5) Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya K
Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?
Beti: R.K.B.M.A Karongi.
Papa: What is R.K.B.M.A?
Beti: MooN Ki Banhon Main Aaram…
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(6) Aap Cartoon
Aap K Bhai
Aap Cartoon
Aap K Bhai Cartoon
Aapki Sister Cartoon
Aapke Abbu Cartoon
Aapki Ammi Cartoon
Aapki Puri Family Cartoon >>
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(7) Ustaad Shagird Se: Jo Doosray
Ustaad Shagird Se: Jo Doosray ko Apni Baat Samjha Na Sakay Woh Gadha Hota Hai…
Shagird: Sir Main Samjha nahi >>
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(8) Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mob
Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.
Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye…
GEO Wapda >>
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(9) Bad News:
Meri Car Gree
Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
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(10) Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai
Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.
Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.
Swimmer: Wo kese?
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(11) Govt ne pehle
Oil k rat
Govt ne pehle
Oil k rates Barha diye, Phir
Aata. Phir
Chawal. Phir
Cheeni. Phir
Sabzi. Phir
Kuch na mila to >>
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(12) Aqwaal-e-Zareen!
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Aqwaal-e-Zareen!
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Choro Yaa >>
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(13) Larki:
Hamara husn dekh
Larki:
Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.
Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?
Larka:
Ye maana k L >>
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(14) Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg Krongi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti Ha >>
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(15) Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana l
Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.
Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.
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IODEX lag >>
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(16) Mera dill tornay kee usnay kos
Mera dill tornay kee usnay koshish tu bhut kee faraz,
par usko shayad yeh nahi pata kay,
“malik steel”
sub ton mazboot tay bemisa >>
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(17) Raat Chand ne Mujhse Kaha k Te
Raat Chand ne Mujhse Kaha k Tere Sab Dost.
Kanjoos Hain
Pagal Hain
Gadhay Hain
Nalaik Hain
Faltu Hain
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(18) Ek Sardar Tha:
ha ha ha
Ek Sardar Tha:
ha ha ha ha
Us ke 2 bachy they
Woh Rozana
Kaam per jata tha
Buhaat Mahanti tha
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(19) Kaash ......
aaj baris
Kaash ......
aaj barish ho jai...........
kum az kum 1 piyali pani bher jai.......
Jo kunjoos mujay sms na karay >>
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(20) Death Angel to Girl: Your Time
Death Angel to Girl: Your Time is Over.
Girl: Is there any way to Escape?
Angel: Yes, If you Kiss the One who is Readi >>
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(21) After Putting us in fire of Lo
After Putting us in fire of Love and you are Sweetly Sleeping!
Nai samajh aaya na?
Ye lo Punjabi Main >>
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(22) Lets see ho Much you Know abou
Lets see ho Much you Know about Me!
1) My Birthday?
2) What word i say most?
3) I Love?
4) My Bad Habits?
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(23) Bohat Saal pehle ki baat hai.
Bohat Saal pehle ki baat hai.
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(24) Chal beta sms delete kr de sha
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Fatafat
Hurry up
Jaldi
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(25) Zindagi k 7 Marahil:
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Zindagi k 7 Marahil:
1. Studies
2. Games
3. Entertainment
4. Love
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(26) ello...
Hello.. Hello.
ello...
Hello.. Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?
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(27) O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kan
O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
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(28) aaj kal ki larkiyun
ka
aaj kal ki larkiyun
ka kapde
yahan sa less
waha sa less
kabhi sleeveless
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(29) There are 3 things which keep
There are 3 things which keep
importance in my life.
1; Pizza,,,
2; Dew,,,
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(30) Sorry! GaLti Se Ye
MsG
Sorry! GaLti Se Ye
MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya..
Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche
GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai..
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