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(1) jin: kia hukum hai mere AQA? A
jin: kia hukum hai mere AQA? AQA: aik shair suna do..
Jin: AQA hukum karain bakwaas nahi..
main jin hoon FARAZ nahi....... >> 
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(2) Maine jo apni girl friend se k
Maine jo apni girl friend se kaha k parde may raha karo ~faraz~
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kameeni ne police ko phone k >>
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(3) Woh kya jany us waqt mere dil
Woh kya jany us waqt mere dil pe kya Guzri thi Faraz...
Jab usne meri taraf dekha aur muskura k Boli...
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(4) Arz kia hy,
Ji
Arz kia hy,
Jis beti pr tha maa ko bara naaz,
Wah wah wah
Jis beti pr tha maa ko bara naaz,
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(5) Faraz to Galib:
"Phool
Faraz to Galib:
"Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,
Garmi bari hai ek glass sharbat ka milega."
Galib:
"Al >>
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(6) Iqrar-e-mohabbat kuch gunah to
Iqrar-e-mohabbat kuch gunah to nahi hai
"FARAZ"
Bus pehle ye pata kar lena
'larki k bhai kitne hain".. >>
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(7) Ramzan ke DiNo mein ghar se Bi
Ramzan ke DiNo mein ghar se Bilkul Nahi Niklunga Me"
!!!!!!!faraz!!!!!!!
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Kahin Log Roza Na Tor >>
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(8) Mera Dil tornay ki usne koshis
Mera Dil tornay ki usne koshish tu bohat ki Faraz..
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Per usko shayad ye nahi pata ke
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(9) Mujhy log miltay hen mery Ikhl
Mujhy log miltay hen mery Ikhlaaq ki waja se Faraz..
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(10) Mere Mehboob ki shiddat Pasand
Mere Mehboob ki shiddat Pasandi ki
Kya misal doon FARAZ..
Mujhe khudkash jacket pehna k boli
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(11) :: FARAZ apni Begum se:
:: FARAZ apni Begum se:
Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfein Ae JAAN-E-FARAZ
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(12) Hogai karachi university mein
Hogai karachi university mein FARAZ ki pitai.
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Kyon k railly thi jamiat ki or wo keh raha tha >>
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(13) FARAZ ~¤¤~
FARAZ ~¤¤~
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(14) Faraz apni wife se:
Faraz apni wife se:
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Daag to chala jaega kameez se
Wah wah
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(15) SARDAR ko rota daikh kar frien
SARDAR ko rota daikh kar friend ne pucha kiya howa?
SARDAR: Bohat bara dhoka,
Main ne 2 Ton ka A.C. kharida, ghar akar tola to >>
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(16) Waapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Nahi
Waapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Nahi
faraz,
Nikla Hun ghar se,
Aik T >>
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(17) Apun Tera Dost
Apun Tera Dost
Dost Bolay To Bhai
Bhai Bolay To Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai Bolay To MBBS
MBBS B >>
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(18) Ye Form Fill Karen:
Ye Form Fill Karen:
Name: ___
F/Name: ___
Caste: ___
Blood Group: ___
Age: >>
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(19) Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.
Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.
1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
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(20) Boy: Whats your name?
G
Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.
Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Konsa Apni ACCORD Car main bitha >>
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(21) Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Bat
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-) >>
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(22) Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana l
Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.
Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.
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(23) Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam
Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam
Dada Giri: Sanjay pe Khatam
Style: Salman pe Khatam
Khoobsoorti Yaaqeenan Hum p >>
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(24) Its a Real Story.
Its a Real Story.
Kya Pyaar karna itna barra gunah hai?
1 Larka aur 1 Larki Ek doosry se bohat pyaar karte thy.
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(25) Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni ma
Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
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(26) 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi
K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan >>
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(27) Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai
Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.
Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.
Swimmer: Wo kese?
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(28) Govt ne pehle
Oil k rat
Govt ne pehle
Oil k rates Barha diye, Phir
Aata. Phir
Chawal. Phir
Cheeni. Phir
Sabzi. Phir
Kuch na mila to >>
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(29) poltry farm ky malik ne sub mu
poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se kahaagar tum sub kal subh tak 2 ,2 andy nahe diy tu me tum sub ko zibah kar donga.dosry din sub murghiyon ne >>
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(30) Dear customer,
Dear customer,
Ab Wapda laya naya package 5 ka 50, yani 5 minutes light kay istamaal par 50 minutes loadshedding bilkul Free ye offer l >>
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