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Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum
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Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna kh >>  |
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jawaab teri shayari ka....
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jawaab teri shayari ka....
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki dia >> |
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar >> |
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( 4 )
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to >> |
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( 5 )
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain,
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( 6 )
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko d >> |
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( 8 )
Kya aankheiN hain aapki
K
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maan >> |
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( 9 )
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
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Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil >> |
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
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( 11 )
kayi raaz aise hote hain
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kayi raaz aise hote hain
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
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Promise me we are true friends,
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Promise me we are true friends,
Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light,
I am Coke you are Sprite,
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai ,
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karr >> |
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( 14 )
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh >> |
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami m >> |
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5 great people:
1.Quaid,
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5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say b >> |
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( 21 )
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wal >> |
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( 22 )
Aap aik brilliant
Aap aik
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Aap aik brilliant
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal >> |
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( 23 )
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.<
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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte c >> |
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( 24 )
•Ek Bikhari ko Raaste me
cycle k
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•Ek Bikhari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakh >> |
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A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop,
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| A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service >> |
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1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai
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1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja >> |
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( 27 )
•Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino
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•Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to mo >> |
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( 28 )
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum u
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| Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame... >> |
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( 29 )
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan
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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.> |
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( 30 )
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
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