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| A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child....
"My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Cheek da".....
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| 3 aadmi jahanam main jain ge
1 jo kisi ko qatal kare ga
2 jo alllah k sath kisi ko sharik therai ga
3 jo (Q) league ko vote de ga |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| morning voices
UK:Hi dear
USA:Good Morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namastay
FRANCE:Sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:Uth kanjra 10 waj gaey ne
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| 6 : What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| • Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain |
| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| : Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| I LOVE U
YES I LOVE U
SACH MAI,
I LOVE U
PLZ BELIEVE ME KYUN K DOCTOR KEHTA HAI K PAGLON KA ILAAJ PYAAR SE HOTA HAI....!
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| Posted on : [05/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Lekin Tum Unka Karo Gi Kiya???
(Kiya Logical Sher Hai!!)
Jub Dekha Unhon Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se
To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaey
Par Jab Pata Chala Ke Un Ki Nazren Hi Tirchhi Hain
To Hum Behosh Ho Gaey
Ab Jab Girja Baadal Teri Yaad Ai
Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan Teri Yaad Ai
Bheega Main Lekin Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Ai
Kiyun Na Aey Teri Yaad?
Tune Jo Chhatri Ab Tak Nahi Lautai
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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| Kaise lagta hai?
Barsti barish main hawa k jhonkon k sung
Khamoshi se chalet hue koi app ka hath thaam k
Holay se keh de
Dekh k bahi GATAR hai…
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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| Meherban
Kadardan
Saheban
Dekh tamasha
Meri jaan
Ye Bandar ab SMS parhe ga or muskraye ga
Or SMS forward kar k apni hoshyari dekhye ga
Taliyan…
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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| Aankhon main aansu aa jate hain
Phir b labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai
Ye haal tab hota hai yaaro
Jab lambay safar main TATTI rokni parti hai…
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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Savery jaldi uth k naha k saf jay kapray pa k
Masjid ja k Allah agy sajdy pa k
Aakhan band kar k suchy dil na puch
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi
Main kithay C?
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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| App pagal ho yar mano app pagal ho
Gusa kiyon karte ho waisay app pagal ho
P=pyare
A=ache
G=gum sum
A=anmol
L=lovely
Dikha app kitne pagal ho…
Savery jaldi uth k naha k saf jay kapray pa k
Masjid ja k Allah agy sajdy pa k
Aakhan band kar k suchy dil na puch
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi
Main kithay C?
Boy to his girl friend
Dear mere kaan main
Kuch garm sa
Kuch narm sa
Kuch namkeen sa
Kuch mitha sa
Kahoo!
Girl sharmatey hue
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Halwaa puri…
Aankhon main aansu aa jate hain
Phir b labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai
Ye haal tab hota hai yaaro
Jab lambay safar main TATTI rokni parti hai…
Meherban
Kadardan
Saheban
Dekh tamasha
Meri jaan
Ye Bandar ab SMS parhe ga or muskraye ga
Or SMS forward kar k apni hoshyari dekhye ga
Taliyan…
Kaise lagta hai?
Barsti barish main hawa k jhonkon k sung
Khamoshi se chalet hue koi app ka hath thaam k
Holay se keh de
Dekh k bahi GATAR hai…
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Yeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene Hain
Jo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain
Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay
Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay
Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay
Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho
Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega
Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya Jaaney
Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya Jaaney
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney Main
Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larrki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar
Hum Guzre Un Ki Gali Se Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Hum Guzre Un Ki Gali Se Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Unhon Ne Phenka Hum Pe Phool
Lekin Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Un Ki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat Kar
Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaey
Woh To Hamare Ho Na Sakey
Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaey
Na Woh Inkaar Karti Hai
Na Woh Ikraar Karti Hai
Kambakhat Mere Hi Sapnon Main Aa Kar
Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai
Mene Poochha Chand Se
Kabhi Dekha Hai Mere Yaar Sa Haseen?
Chand Ne Kaha: Chandni Ki Kasam
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Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Lekin Tum Unka Karo Gi Kiya???
(Kiya Logical Sher Hai!!)
Jub Dekha Unhon Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se
To Hum Madhosh Ho Gaey
Par Jab Pata Chala Ke Un Ki Nazren Hi Tirchhi Hain
To Hum Behosh Ho Gaey
Ab Jab Girja Baadal Teri Yaad Ai
Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan Teri Yaad Ai
Bheega Main Lekin Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Ai
Kiyun Na Aey Teri Yaad?
Tune Jo Chhatri Ab Tak Nahi Lautai
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by :WAQAS
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Mobile # :03466624349
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| Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai?
“Mobile“ k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nahi kartay hein! |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .
Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn
Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,
In kanjoson gharebon ka inbox bharna,
Mere ALLAH ab inhe bi aa jaye sharam,
Ye sms parhte hee in ka msg aa jaye |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain
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| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| 1 admi ne kaha:is zindagi se tu mut achi hai.
1 dam farishta aya aur kaha k tmhari jan nikalne ka hukum howa hai
Admi yelo banda yahan mazak b nh kr sakta |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..
"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"
UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha mere ungli kat thi.."
Ye sun kar sardar bhi rona shuru kardeta hai |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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| Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya........
Ja ke nadi main kood
gaya............
Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi
sahenge.......
Aik ghar main do
do
nahi rahenge |
| Posted on : [04/03/2008] |
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Posted by : sagar
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Mobile # :00923316603207
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