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( 1 )
zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?

zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?

thora tum chalo..

thora hum chalengy...

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phir riksha kerwa lengy;) >>

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( 2 )
jan plz sim on karo plz sweatheart tum s

jan plz sim on karo plz sweatheart tum sy bat kiay hoay 2 din aur 8 ghanty ho gay hain dil baychain hy tumhari awaz sunany ky liay darling tum mujhsy >>

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( 3 )
Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady ki face co

Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady ki face copy ho lakin us ky to seeng hoty hain tumhary kuin nahi hain......?chalo main explain kartdaiti houn >>

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( 4 )
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( 5 )
nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz

nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz

wah wah nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz

tind pe chamat mar kai bhag gaya faraz. >>

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( 6 )
dulha shadi ki pehli raat,

dulha shadi ki pehli raat,

ghunghut utha k bary piyar sy

kiya naam hy

humary Huzoor ka?

Dulhan: Hazrat mu >>

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( 7 )
Usay tarash ka hum nay heera bana diya F

Usay tarash ka hum nay heera bana diya Faraz

aur voh gashti ki bachi qemat lagwanay heera mandi chali gaye >>

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( 8 )
Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg hunda tay

Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg hunda tay main tenu apnay inbox te wich save kar lendy

larka:

ager tu meri ringtone hon >>

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( 9 )
Zardari asked Farza ,

Tum

Zardari asked Farza ,

Tum me aur mujh me kia farak hai?

Faraz replied : Aap puray mulk ko zalil kar rahay hai
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( 10 )
1 aurat coke pi rahi thi

1 aurat coke pi rahi thi

k achanak us me se aik machar nikla aur bola Maa..

aurat boli :

me te >>

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( 11 )
TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam batao jise ba

TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam batao jise banaya to AADMI ne hai"MAGAR" Phir b wo wahan per jaa nahi sake.....? STUDENT: SIR LADIES TOILET......! TOFIQ >>

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( 12 )
dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe plate main ch

dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe plate main chaye kyn di.

mama: kyn kai cup tumhare baap pakistan jeet kai la gaya hai. >>

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( 13 )
suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mahene kai li

suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mahene kai lie beutiful foreign country jane ko kaha hai ap kahan le ja rahe hain.

husband: dosre doctor kai pas >>

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( 14 )
khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai hr sms bhe

khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai hr sms bhejne se pehle call center wale khud phone kar ke pouchen bata aj sms send karne ki waja kya hai >>

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( 15 )
chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si su

chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si surat aankhon main masti door khari sharmaye aye haye.

larki: kali si surathathon main ketle door khare >>

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( 16 )
chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si su

chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si surat aankhon main masti door khari sharmaye aye haye.

larki: kali si surathathon main ketle door khare >>

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( 17 )
Betay nay kaha

Papa papa

Betay nay kaha

Papa papa mujhe bandar dikhayoo

papa ne kaha deko banadar

sms pa >>

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( 18 )
Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

ghar pe taala laga hua tha

aur likha tah bewakoof banaya .

Sa >>

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Sardar: kal me washroom gaya gaya te oth

Sardar: kal me washroom gaya gaya te othy saanp betha si

sardarni: hy o rabba , fer tussi ki kita?

Sarda >>

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( 20 )
Pathan Bus k uper kahar tha

Pathan Bus k uper kahar tha

Raste me tufaan aya.

Dhooty urr gaye

phir bijli karki

Pathan b >>

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( 21 )
do arbi aik dosry ko arbi me galiyan de

do arbi aik dosry ko arbi me galiyan de rahe tahay,

qareeb se punjabi guzra aur bola

Qaari saab saday laye wi dua karn >>

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( 22 )
ek pathan ko mobile par koi tang karta t

ek pathan ko mobile par koi tang karta tah :

ek din pathan nay new sim kahreed kar usy yeh msg kia

me no woh number ban >>

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( 23 )
Sarday k ghar beti hui.

B

Sarday k ghar beti hui.

Biwi: suno g jab yeh wadi hogi toh lakay ise patenge

Sardar: me ne is problem ka hall dundh liya >>

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( 24 )
SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!
Dekho

SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!

Dekho papa Six pe Six maar rahe hain.

SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,

Adve >>

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( 25 )
Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi ta

Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.

Kaha na, Market ma >>

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( 26 )
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat

Hurry up

Jaldi

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( 27 )
Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kus

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour >>

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GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL:I Love u...

BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?

BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hoja >>

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( 29 )
Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai..

Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai...

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A Girl Speaks To A Boy....

A Girl Speaks To A Boy....

GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN! Please rasta do...!

BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho?

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