(15) Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai
Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
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(16) Govt ne pehle
Oil k rat
Govt ne pehle

Oil k rates Barha diye, Phir

Aata. Phir

Chawal. Phir

Cheeni. Phir

Sabzi. Phir

Kuch na mila to >>
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(17) poltry farm ky malik ne sub mu
poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se kahaagar tum sub kal subh tak 2 ,2 andy nahe diy tu me tum sub ko zibah kar donga.dosry din sub murghiyon ne >>
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(18) Dear customer,


Dear customer,



Ab Wapda laya naya package 5 ka 50, yani 5 minutes light kay istamaal par 50 minutes loadshedding bilkul Free ye offer l >>
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(19) Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi
Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi

Main Lesson Lesson Pertha Raha

Woh Dream Dream Likhti Rahi

Main Drum Drum Partha Raha

Woh C >>
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(20) Larki:
Hamara husn dekh
Larki:

Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.

Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

Larka:

Ye maana k L >>
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(21) uss ne apni amma ko baghair ma
uss ne apni amma ko baghair makeup k daikh kar kaha



Alijan





Ae Khuda Mere Abu Salamat Rahen




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(22) Sultan Rahi=
Öye bdmash
Sultan Rahi=

Öye bdmasha, meri bain da dupata wapis kr,



Mustufa Qureshi: chal o chl ni dyenda,

tu ki krein ga,


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(23) Ma apko jadu sy kubsurt bna ra
Ma apko jadu sy kubsurt bna raha hon





Antar

Manter Choooo mantar













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(24) LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas pani de
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas pani de do,



Papa: Khud uth k p lo,



Boy: Plz de do na.!



Papa: Ab manga to thapar mar >>
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(25) Hum fizaon k badalne ka intiza
Hum fizaon k badalne ka intizar nhi karte



Andhiyon k rukne ka intizar nhi karte



Yad ati hai to sms kar dete hein hum
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(26) sMs B Bohat Kamal Ki Cheez Ha.
sMs B Bohat Kamal Ki Cheez Ha. 20 Pagalo Ko Karo. 10 Parhte Hi Nahi. 5 Delete Kar Dete Hain. 4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Ha. Bus 1 Hi PAGAL Pora Msg pahrta >>
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(27) Aankhon hi Aankhon ne Aankhon
Aankhon hi Aankhon ne Aankhon hi Aankhon se Aankhon hi Aankhon me kaha.... AAiiiiii_Taaaaaaaaaa.... >>
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(28) Speed say kaho


Speed say kaho



sohrab goth,ayesha manzil,laloo kahit,numaish,boltan,tower,keamari.



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(29) A humble request to all.

A humble request to all.

Pls apniZakat, Kherat, Sadqat or Qurbani ki khaalen







"WAPDA"






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(30) uncle aik bachay se kehte hain
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe



pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga


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