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Maa betay se:

Beta dhoop
Maa betay se:



Beta dhoop me kia kar rahe ho?



Beta: Pasina sukha raha hun. >>
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Yoga Teacher Pathan se...

Yoga Teacher Pathan se...



"Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?"







Pathan: Ary o Khocha!


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Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard Dhoon na P
Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard Dhoon na Pao gay Faraz....













Kyon k Dard to Meri Taang main hai. :- >>
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Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka Parday mai
Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka Parday main raha karo Faraz....







To us ne Zalim ne Police ko phone kar k Bula liya ka Mera >>
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Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,
Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,



Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,



Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,

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Love Dil k liye,

Dil Jazb
Love Dil k liye,



Dil Jazbaat k liye,



Jazbaat Insaan k liye,



Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,


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Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...





Wah Wah Wah



Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...





Us >>
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( 8 )
Chham Chham Chham,

8 aana
Chham Chham Chham,



8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,



Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,



Pakistan main Peoples >>
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Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,





Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi ROOTI Lay Gaya . . . >>
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Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa
Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..

Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye,



Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen,

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( 11 )
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaa
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,

Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,



Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,

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( 12 )
ek pathan dosray pthan say
mai ja
ek pathan dosray pthan say

mai jab chota hota tha to bhot taqatwar hota tha

dosar pathan

wo kasay?

.

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ek sardar england say aya air port say b
ek sardar england say aya air port say bahir nikal kar zaneen say mite utha kar sungnay laga or bolo k watan ki mite ki pehlay jasi khoshbo nai rahi>
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Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana
Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana choor diya hia Faraz..



K koi Poch he na ley "Aap ka Result kab aa raha hai"?? >>
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( 15 )
medical poetry

chalo fara
medical poetry



chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain,

taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain.



faraz kia a >>
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jaate jaate wo mujhse paise udhaar le ga
jaate jaate wo mujhse paise udhaar le gaya

wo meri dehleez per aawaara kutte chod gaya

larrne se mohabbat barrhti hai faraz

ba >>
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( 17 )
main khud bi us larki ko bulna cahta hun
main khud bi us larki ko bulna cahta hun FARAZ

par kya kron ami roz 7 badaam kela dyti hain >>
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1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha

kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya

Pathan ny awaaz de

O bhai kapre ra >>
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( 19 )
Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Fr
Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou

Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei

PATHAAN: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai >>
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Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
<
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam



kiya jata hai k



zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen



jis me bachiya apn >>
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( 21 )
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
k
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam

kiya jata hai k

zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen

jis me bachiya apna number batati hain. >
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( 22 )
ye zindgi hy ek jinjal

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ye zindgi hy ek jinjal

















yahah chalta hy paisy ka kamal,





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;zindgi k kisi lamhay jub;suraj;ki roshn
;zindgi k kisi lamhay jub;suraj;ki roshni kam parne lagay;;;

;;to ghabrana nahi;yad rakhna k ;;zameen k kisi goshay main;

;;;;;;;;;;;;;; >>
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teacher:
Nala ko English mein kiy
teacher:

Nala ko English mein kiya kehtay hain?

Student:

SHD

Teacher:

kiya matlab

Student:

shalwar h >>
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i"i_______
__/l__l - - - - - l
i"i_______

__/l__l - - - - - l

L_(o)-l____(o)_l



MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN



pagalo ko uthane ai hai

tujhe m >>
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i"i_______
__/l__l - - - - - l
i"i_______

__/l__l - - - - - l

L_(o)-l____(o)_l



MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN



pagalo ko uthane ai hai

tujhe m >>
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aj tom & jerry ki barsi hy un ki yaad me
aj tom & jerry ki barsi hy un ki yaad me plz .ye sms kam se kam 1 :CARTOON: ko zaror send karo Me ne tu apna farz pura kr dya Ab apki bari hai..... >>
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Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u w
Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

S >>
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Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u w
Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

S >>
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsan jaga par chaltey h
Boy:chalo kisi sunsan jaga par chaltey han



Girl:tum aesi waisi harkat to nhi kro gey



Boy:nhi bilkul nhi promise

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