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(1) uncle aik bachay se kehte hain
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe

pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomia >>
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(2) Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar p
Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he

Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.

P >>
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(3) Safed saari par jab tum laalbi
Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho

khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho

farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai

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(4) ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WA
ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.

NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI

ADMI GHUSSAY SE YE KYA KIYA HAI ???

NAAI MAIN KYA KA >>
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(5) Aap se mera rishta kiya hai
Aap se mera rishta kiya hai

Gali gali mai charcha kiya hai



Toot Chuka Jo Dil Barso Pehley

Ab senay mai rakha kiya hai
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(6) Paro Ne Kaha Sharab Pena Choor
Paro Ne Kaha Sharab Pena Choor Do

Maine Sharab Peena Choor Diya..



Paro Ne Kaha Cegret Pena Choor Do

Maine Cegret Peena C >>
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(7) maira diolag hai very funny ja
maira diolag hai very funny jab app muje miloo gai tu tab tumain khud hi pata chal jai gaa main har baat pai boolti hoon very funny very funny bye >>
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(8) sweet raho cadbary ki tarah
sweet raho cadbary ki tarah

fresh raho close up ki tarah

beautiful raho fair&lovely ki tarah

tension free raho child ki tarah >
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(9) Police

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Police



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LOve



143



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(10) if i dstrb u

if i dstrb u













iam sorry
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(11) khud ko kar kanjos itna

khud ko kar kanjos itna





ke har sms se pehlay





call centre wallay fone kar ke pochay




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(12) Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;

Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;

BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;

Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;< >>
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(13) Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;

Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;

BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;

Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;< >>
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(14) Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi
Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....

Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo >>
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(15) Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad
Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to >>
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(16) YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF
YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE >>
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(17) Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS us

Mobile 1 MANDIR,

SMS uska Bhagwan,

SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,

SMS padhnewala Bhakta,

Padhkar sms na karnewala ….

Mandi >>
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(18) Friends shud b like zero

Friends shud b like zero



Friends should b like zero.



when u add,



they r same.



when u subtr >>
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(19) posted in Friendship SMS

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The 10 qualities of perfect friend

The 10 qualities of perfect friend



1 great & brave >>
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(20) posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Fri
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A Wish For A Sweet Friend

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S >>
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(21) posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Fri
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A Wish For A Sweet Friend

~ A Wish For A Sweet Friend ~



May The Sun A >>
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(22) One day my brain asked me “Y R
One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs

to that person who is not messaging u?

but my little “HEART” said to brain

“U” NEED >>
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(23) The best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is

when yOu think that ur friend forgot you

&

suddenly

yOu receive a msg from ur friend sayi >>
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(24) The best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is

when yOu think that ur friend forgot you

&

suddenly

yOu receive a msg from ur friend sayi >>
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(25) The best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is

when yOu think that ur friend forgot you

&

suddenly

yOu receive a msg from ur friend sayi >>
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(26) The best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is

when yOu think that ur friend forgot you

&

suddenly

yOu receive a msg from ur friend sayi >>
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(27) The best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is

when yOu think that ur friend forgot you

&

suddenly

yOu receive a msg from ur friend sayi >>
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(28) posted in Friendship SMS

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Friendship is a Golden Chain

Friendship is a Golden Chain

Between 2 Hearts.

Sharing 8 Fe >>
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(29) posted in Friendship SMS

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Friendship is a Golden Chain

Friendship is a Golden Chain

Between 2 Hearts.

Sharing 8 Fe >>
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(30) ΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄,;****,΄΄΄΄

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄,;****,΄΄΄΄

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄,*¨¨,“¨¨*,΄΄΄

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄,**¨¨¨@“;“;;-…

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄-,¨**¨¨¨¨“)““-““““

΄΄΄΄΄΄΄΄//,***¨¨¨ >>
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