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| Pathan 1:- Oye, tu mujhe sab msg do do bar kyun bhejta hai?
Pathan 2:- Kyonki agar tu ek kisi aur ko forward bhi kardega to dusra to tere pas rahega na. |
| Posted on : [17/02/2008] |
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Posted by :vicky
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Mobile # :03216024867
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| pruning were punished spent days I'd surprise horizontal removing with whatever one night, |
| Posted on : [08/02/2008] |
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Posted by :googleappleg
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| A man catches the fish.
Wife cant cok it due to no gas ,no electicity ,no atta, no rice ,no oil,nothing.
man put the fish back intje river.
Fish comes up & say GEO MUSHARAF. |
| Posted on : [08/02/2008] |
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Posted by :qamar
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Mobile # :03007903665
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| send from this site. If you own a Cell phone and have lots of friends, this site will become your one stop shop for SMS of all flavors. So make sure that you bookmark this site and tell all your friends about us.
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| Posted on : [31/01/2008] |
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Posted by :fcbv
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Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye
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| Posted on : [26/01/2008] |
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Posted by :ahmad
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Mobile # :00971502806065
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| gabbar jab paida hua us ki maa ne use khoob mara docto ne pooocha bhen q mar rahi ho to us ne kahakameena pooch raha he k 'maa bata ktne admi thi' |
| Posted on : [24/01/2008] |
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Posted by : ameet
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Mobile # :03047520874
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| ek bar pathan kahin ja raha tha us ne ekdeewarpar parha 'parhne wala kuta' pathan ko bohat gusa aya mita ker likh diya 'likhne wala kuta' |
| Posted on : [24/01/2008] |
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Posted by : ameet
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Mobile # :03047520874
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| FAKEER:Allah k naam pe de de baba PERSON:Maf karo Fakeer:Allah bhali kre ga de do Person:acha ye sms perhne wale ko le jao Fakeer:bheek mangi hai partner nahi |
| Posted on : [23/01/2008] |
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Posted by :safdar
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Mobile # :03072115964
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| koi dostasa be bnaya jay jis k ansoon ko palkon mainchupayajayor mara rishta kuch is tarah sayagar woh roay tu ham say be na muskaraya jai
for all friends |
| Posted on : [20/01/2008] |
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Posted by :malik awais
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Mobile # :03063387347
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| PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAATH DATE PAR GAYA AUR AHISTA SE BOLA MERAY DIL MEIN EK BAAT HE MAGAR KEHTAY HUYE GABRATA HOON.
GIRL: KEH DO
PATHAN: I LOVE .....
..........................UR BROTHER.
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| Posted on : [12/01/2008] |
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Posted by :IMAS_KHALIL
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Mobile # :03339139374
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| A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETHER IT IS IN A GOLDEN POT OR IN THE GROUND LIKE SAME
U R MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER U R IN CENTRAL JAIL OR IN MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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| Posted on : [12/01/2008] |
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Posted by :IMAS_KHALIL
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Mobile # :03339139374
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| 0% I HATE U
10% SO NICE U
20% SO CUTE U
30% SO KIND U
40% I NEED U
50% I BELIVE U
60% MY IDEAL U
70% I WANT U
80% I MISS U
90% I LOVE U
100% SUB JHOOT |
| Posted on : [11/01/2008] |
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Posted by :Abdulrehman
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Mobile # :0322-2325774
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| Waqt milay tab yad krty ho,
Mood hua tab bat krte ho,
Ek zamana tha jab ek pal b reh nhi sakty thay haramay bina,
Ab ek zamanay k bad yad krty ho. |
| Posted on : [11/01/2008] |
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Posted by :Abdulrehman
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Mobile # :0322-2325774
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| Tum pas ho to tujh pe pyar ata hai
Tum door ho to tera intezar satata hai,
Kiya kahein is dil ki halat ko
tujhe yad kar kar k hamain bukhar ho jata hai. |
| Posted on : [11/01/2008] |
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Posted by :Abdulrehman
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Mobile # :0322-2325774
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| girle, sajna ve koi aisa khat likh sari umer perhdi rawaan, tey meri umer muk jawe
boy , @#%^&*()?><>+_)((&^%@
_(*^#$"{:?>><>)_(&%^##?<>>?>?
ley hun perdhi reh |
| Posted on : [04/01/2008] |
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Posted by :sabir madal
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Mobile # :03457441042
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| Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutesā€¦.
"What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh. |
| Posted on : [29/12/2007] |
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Posted by :MAYA
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Mobile # :03453238248
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| Larka bola : Dilruba
Larki boli : Pizza khila
Larka bola : Paise Nahi
Larki boli : Kaise nahi
Larka bola : Mehangayi hai
Larki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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| Posted on : [27/12/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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| Ek murgha ek murghi ke pichhe bhag raha tha, achanak murghi ek car ke niche kuchal kar mar gai, murgha bola : saali apni ezzat bachane ke liye apni jaan de di.
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| Posted on : [27/12/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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| neend di goli kha lae changa ray ga
sochan kolon jaan chura lae changa ray ga
F.A B.A M.A kar k ki hassil
cholian di raeri la changa ray ga
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| Posted on : [27/12/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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| Gadhe ko bandha hua hai.
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khayega..?
Haar mani..?
li na haar.?
"Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.!
apne
Mani ke nahi..?
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| Posted on : [27/12/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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| Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai..
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| Posted on : [27/12/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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