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(1) Sharab bani to Maikhane bane
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane b >> 
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(2) Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12,
Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise
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(3) Khidki se deakho to raste pe k
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe >>
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(4) Pathan sitting on the top of t
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doi >>
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(5) Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kas
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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(6) Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! >>
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(7) Child : - uncle mujhe na Banda
Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Uncle : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai >>
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(8) Vo likhte hain humara naam mit
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
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(9) Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jay
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JA >>
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(10) Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar musku
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo M >>
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(11) Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! >>
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(12) Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hai >>
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(13) Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat >>
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(14) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say >>
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(15) Andheri sadak sunsan
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Andheri sadak sunsan
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shait >>
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(16) Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,au >>
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(17) teachar: kal tum school kyun n
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
te >>
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(18) HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi
HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi
HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..
Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai >>
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(19) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBIL >>
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(20) baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,
paro ne kaha shara >>
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(21) i selected a short girl to mar
i selected a short girl to marry............why?
i selected a short girl to marry............why?
coz some one told me museeba >>
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(22) Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh
he he hhe he he hee he he hh >>
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(23) Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
soc >>
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(24) Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aa >>
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(25) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidk >>
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(26) Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms >>
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(27) Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har ra
Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah
Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti >>
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(28) When i was sad you were there<
When i was sad you were there
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were ther >>
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(29) doc chopra Psychotherapist
doc chopra Psychotherapist
doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,
but our sarda >>
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(30) Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to plea >>
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