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Plz call me,
its urgent.
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Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
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larka .kuch to howa hai kuch hogaya hai.

larka .kuch to howa hai kuch hogaya hai.larki .howa hai to appni ma se ja k poch. >>

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( 3 )
• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?

Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb >>

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( 4 )
Quisten: what is the diffrence bitwean a

Quisten: what is the diffrence bitwean a girl and in a train? answer: when the train comes signal is down... and when the girls comes signal is up.... >>

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hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?

hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?

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( 6 )
Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam syeda yasmeen

Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam syeda yasmeen anjum he. Meri aap sab se eik request he plz plz plz ye num muje bohat tang ker rahe hen inhen sudharen or sa >>

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( 7 )
Ek Doctor mareez ke peche bhaad raha tha

Ek Doctor mareez ke peche bhaad raha tha.

Logo ne pucha kiya hua?

Doctor: 4 bar aisa hua! Sala sunat kar >>

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bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen?<

bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen?

papa: nahi beta q??

bcha: to phir ap etni khofnak mummy kahan say laay hn? >>

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( 9 )
MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA P

MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA PAYAR DHOND LIYA HAI. . . .

SHARMA KAR BOLI

"BUS ACTIVE

KARNA

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MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA P

MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA PAYAR DHOND LIYA HAI. . . .

SHARMA KAR BOLI

"BUS ACTIVE

KARNA

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( 11 )
Main sara din ussay yamaha per jholy det

Main sara din ussay yamaha per jholy deta raha

Pappu.....

sham hoi ta Kehnay Lagi,

Main tay Honda he Lay Saan.

=======TAN >>

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( 12 )
aj vo mera nam b bhool gaii
Pappu

aj vo mera nam b bhool gaii

Pappu....

jo kaha karti thi

"Kundi na kharka sonaya sidda andar aaa" >>

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( 13 )
Mere nana nay ye keh kar mujh say rishta

Mere nana nay ye keh kar mujh say rishta tor deya

Pappu.....

Moong phali main dana nahi hum tumhary nana naeee...

=======TANHA=== >>

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( 14 )
Kal maine ussay buhut hasaya
Papp

Kal maine ussay buhut hasaya

Pappu...

Kamini jate howe mujhe Mr.Been khe gai.

======TANHA======= >>

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Ab Pappu tum ssy milnay ki kya justjoo k

Ab Pappu tum ssy milnay ki kya justjoo karen,

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor say Ruju karen.

----TANHA------ >>

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( 16 )
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge. plz plz plz promise me p >>

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( 17 )
Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny walo ko in

Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta. Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain In zalimn ko pyar sa >>

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ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, M

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa... >>

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( 19 )
any one want adult friendship with me un

any one want adult friendship with me under 18,can contact. >>

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( 20 )
Alijan //...kkk..// Mobiles pe ek pa

Alijan //...kkk..//

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadh >>

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( 21 )
Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny walo ko

Alijan ';'kkk';'

Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta

Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.

Jb tk lrka lrke bhag >>

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( 22 )
Alijan .,.,kkk../ Ek raat bijli chali

Alijan .,.,kkk../

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fa >>

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( 23 )
Alijan,,..kkk.......... Nasibo new so

Alijan,,..kkk..........

Nasibo new song:
"pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna,
hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna,
pichon la >>

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( 24 )
Alijan ';;'kkk'' Tum

Alijan ';;'kkk''

Tum

aChe

Sache

pYare

ImaNdaR

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( 25 )
Alijan ';';kkk''' Husband wife ki lar

Alijan ';';kkk'''

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat s >>

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Alijan =-== kkk === Ek chozay ne she

Alijan =-== kkk ===

Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia

sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai

Chooza: Ja >>

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( 27 )
Sir: ye automatically kya hota hai St

Sir: ye automatically kya hota hai

Student: JAB KOI GANJI LARKI
AUTO MEIN JA RAHI HU TU
Usy kehty hain

AUTO-ME-TAKLI >>

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Ik tha chuha...

Ik tha chuha...

Bas ik hi tha
Or nahn hai. >>

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Aik molvi ne apni girl friend ko time di

Aik molvi ne apni girl friend ko time dia hota hai.....//

boht intazar kerta hai but wo nahi ati....//
molve ko boht preshan hota hai aur seda mas >>

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Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Faraz Galib

Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Faraz Galib ne aa kr mood kharab kr diya >>

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