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(1) Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat >> 
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(2) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say >>
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(3) Andheri sadak sunsan
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Andheri sadak sunsan
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan ,
raat ho gayi soja shait >>
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(4) Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,au >>
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(5) teachar: kal tum school kyun n
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye?
student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
te >>
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(6) HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi
HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi
HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..
Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai >>
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(7) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBIL >>
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(8) baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,
baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do,
paro ne kaha shara >>
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(9) i selected a short girl to mar
i selected a short girl to marry............why?
i selected a short girl to marry............why?
coz some one told me museeba >>
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(10) Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh
he he hhe he he hee he he hh >>
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(11) Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
soc >>
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(12) Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aa >>
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(13) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidk >>
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(14) Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms >>
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(15) Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har ra
Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah
Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti >>
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(16) When i was sad you were there<
When i was sad you were there
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were ther >>
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(17) doc chopra Psychotherapist
doc chopra Psychotherapist
doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic ,
but our sarda >>
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(18) Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to plea >>
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(19) Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai<
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao >>
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(20) Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha muj >>
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(21) Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Ha >>
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(22) Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain<
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBI >>
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(23) Arz kya hai:
Ar
Arz kya hai:
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri k >>
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(24) Abe o burai ke resgulle
Abe o burai ke resgulle
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. >>
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(25) Apun 1 sher bolega
Apun 1 sher bolega
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur >>
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(26) Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi >>
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(27) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta >>
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(28) Palko pe apni baithaya hai tum
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National >>
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(29) Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kas
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei?
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar f >>
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(30) God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne >>
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