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Alijan says
Boy to his friend:
yar me
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Alijan says
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera numb >>  |
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( 3 )
Alijan says
Lovers sitting in a park,
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Alijan says
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am >> |
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( 4 )
A TEACHEr says to noughty boy" jab main
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A TEACHEr says to noughty boy" jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram hoty hooon to bhoot narem"
Boy.:
Miss App to bi >> |
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( 5 )
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paa >> |
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( 6 )
class me teacher lacture de raha tha, ba
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class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bah >> |
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in w
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's fa >> |
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( 8 )
What if goctors
started directing
movi
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What if goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvi >> |
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( 9 )
A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job
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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torc >> |
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( 10 )
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan leg >> |
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( 11 )
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqul
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A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstr >> |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
P
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME >> |
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( 13 )
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jan
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God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wa >> |
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( 14 )
a sardar was working 1st time in a garme
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a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
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( 15 )
School- a place where papa pays & son pl
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wak >> |
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A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor!
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A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new >> |
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The more you study. the more you know,
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The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? >> |
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Man: please give me black colour condom
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Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tom >> |
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( 19 )
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam k
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CH >> |
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( 20 )
Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke
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| Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ke dost ko bhi aik puppy, Kyo ki meray doggy nai aaj hi dus puppy ko janam diya >> |
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( 21 )
Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanhai main, Di
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| Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanhai main, Dil dooba hai gamoon ki gherai main, Hamain mat dhoondoo dunya ki bher main, Hum milenge tumhain phir kisi Free >> |
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( 22 )
Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
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Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai. >> |
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K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.00
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| K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai."bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai".bus... >> |
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( 24 )
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaad
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Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log S >> |
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( 25 )
Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu
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| Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein, Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye >> |
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( 27 )
Doston ko kuch samjhane ki zarort nahi h
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Doston ko kuch samjhane ki zarort nahi hoti,
Hal-e-Dil batane ki zarort nahi hoti,
Woh aankhon ki chamk se jaan jate hain halaat,
Unhen aanson dikh >> |
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( 28 )
Mujh se koi ghalti o gaei hai kia??
Pic
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Mujh se koi ghalti o gaei hai kia??
Pichle 8 din sy mujhse naraz ho gaye ho...
PLSZ aisa mt karo...
Aapka pyara....
...
..
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"LUX"
PLSZ AAJ TO >> |
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( 29 )
Sunoo...
Mehsoos karo...
Badal ki gara
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Sunoo...
Mehsoos karo...
Badal ki garaj...
Bijli ki chamk...
Barish ki aik aik bond...
Tum se...
Cheek cheek kr keh rahi hai...???
??
?
NAHA >> |
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( 30 )
Kabhi Kabhi meri aankhon main samaya sa
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Kabhi Kabhi meri aankhon main samaya sa lagta hai,
Jo apna hai woh paraya sa lagta hai, Tumse milne ki tamanna to bohat hai lekin,,
Aaane Jaane mai >> |
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