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(1) Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane >> 
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(2) Suchta tha har mor per aap ka
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kamb >>
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(3) Porpose karne ka naya style..<
Porpose karne ka naya style..
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahl >>
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(4) Ye sulgta hua Jism
Ye sulgta hua Jism
Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata >>
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(5) Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka ja
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure pad >>
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(6) Dil k dard ko zuba per laate n
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre >>
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(7) When words fail
When words fail
When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..! >>
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(8) Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai<
Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai
Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai, Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai, Aik sms to kar d >>
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(9) Jo kissi kissi ko milay who ha
Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar
Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!! >>
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(10) Dil main basa hay piar tera
Dil main basa hay piar tera
Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay >>
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(11) Tu chand mange main chand dedu
Tu chand mange main chand dedu
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: >>
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(12) Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sa
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal >>
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(13) When u feel
Whe
When u feel
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Ch >>
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(14) Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humar >>
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(15) Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye i >>
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(16) jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me t >>
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(17) Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi >>
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(18) Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta h
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
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(19) Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya,
to night ko sleeping chor diya,
tere face ki gentle beauty ne,
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(20) Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chah
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
jab 10 dino mei >>
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(21) Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat re >>
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(22) shaan se rahenge tumahre dil m
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo >>
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(23) Jis din se juda vo humse hue
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro >>
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(24) Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya >>
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(25) Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya >>
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(26) Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya >>
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(27) Kaun sa gham hai
Kaun sa gham hai
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai,
au >>
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(28) Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, <
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai,
waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,
Kya m >>
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(29) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho ga
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
t >>
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(30) TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KA >>
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