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2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
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2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
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Journalist To Meera:
Kya
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Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
“Shakeel”
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
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2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Th
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2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
Pata Hai Kyon?
Ja >> |
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(Pak traffic police)
Moto
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(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Saw >> |
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Teacher class main abny baby ko dood pla
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Teacher class main abny baby ko dood platy hoay boli ale ale mera beta DOODH P K Doctor bnega,
Boy,Mis Thora sa hamin bhi pila dain, hum bhi ko >> |
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dost
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| Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. >> |
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna ha
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap >> |
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Geeta mein likha hai?
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Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein >> |
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! >> |
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( 15 )
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai >> |
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( 16 )
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 L
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Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki >> |
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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh
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| Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz >> |
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Eid Mubarak,
,
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Eid Mubarak,
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,
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ye na socho >> |
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App ne baz police satations k sanne bord
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| App ne baz police satations k sanne bord ya takte pr ye lekha hova prha ho ga k aavam ka tavan jerim ka katna likin hmmary police stations is k ult hi >> |
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( 20 )
A.A
kia hal hy yar ak msla ho gia
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A.A
kia hal hy yar ak msla ho gia hy app dost thy app he kam ayin gy yar ak hadsa ho gia hy or khon zaya ho gia hy app blood grup milta hy plz >> |
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Ali k papers hone wale thy us ne my frie
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| Ali k papers hone wale thy us ne my friend mzmon yad kia likn my friend ki jga my father a gia us ne js jga pr friend ata tha us jga pr father type >> |
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khamosh thy hum to magroor samjh lia
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khamosh thy hum to magroor samjh lia
Chup thy hum to majboor samjh lia
Yahi to aap sey aik galti hui
Itnay kareeb thy hum phir b >> |
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گھڑی ب
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| گھڑی بھر کو بھٹیں گھڑی بھž >> |
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کچھہ ل
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| کچھہ لوگ کتنے اچھے ہوتے ہ® >> |
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1 Panjabi ki shadi hui,
usne dost
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1 Panjabi ki shadi hui,
usne dost se mashwra liya k woh kese apni BV ka Dil jeet skta hai?
Dost:Us k pas ciggarette lga kr jana >> |
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