(1) Hathi Cheentiyo K Swimming Poo
Hathi Cheentiyo K Swimming Pool Mai Ja Gira

To Saari Cheentiya Bahar Nikal Aayin.



Ek Cheenti Haathi ki Peeth par Charh Gayi
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(2) # What do you Call a Female Wh
# What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?



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"HASINA" :-) >>
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(3) qatal kar talwar se khanjer me
qatal kar talwar se khanjer me kia rakha hai

ishq karo khuda se larkio me kia rakha hai >>
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(4) ye jo hasino ke baal ho te ahi
ye jo hasino ke baal ho te ahi

larko ko phasane ke jal ho ta hai



na jane kitno ke khon piye ho ge tabhi to in ke hont laal ho ta >>
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(5) Husband Mera Aisa ho,
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Husband Mera Aisa ho,

Wallet me jiske paisa ho,

Lambi jiski height ho,

Gusse ka wo lite ho,

Jab Saas se meri Fight ho,
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(6) Teacher:
Batao Pepsi Nu
Teacher:

Batao Pepsi Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?



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Student:

Agar Koi Pila De To F >>
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(7) Teacher:
Sab Se Ziada K
Teacher:

Sab Se Ziada Kitaben Kis Musannif Ne Likhi Hain?



Student:

Sir! Khatam Shud Ne, Kyun K Har Kitab K Akhir Me
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(8) 3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati H
3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain

To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai...





1. Muhabbat





2. Rishta


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(9) Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se):
Kiray Daar(Maalik Makaan Se): Mai Is Mahine Ka Kiraya Adaa Nahi Kar Sakun ga.



Maalik Makaan: Aap ne Pichle Mahine Bhi Yehi Kaha Tha.
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(10) In Barishon Se Kaho K Mere Ang
In Barishon Se Kaho K Mere Angan Me Yun Na Barsa Karein Faraz,



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Meri China Ki Chaplein Keech >>
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(11) Kya Aap Jante Hain k
Aa
Kya Aap Jante Hain k

Aap k Naam Pe Karachi Mai Aik Road Hai?



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Banda >>
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(12) Teri ik Angraai lene se mera d
Teri ik Angraai lene se mera dam nikal sa jata hai...

Ay zaalim,

Ay qaatil,

Ay dilbar,

Ay dost...Ik body spray lagane mein >>
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(13) isi ne dil badal
liya k
isi ne dil badal

liya kisi ne dhadkan badal li

app kay pass badalne ko kuch na tha

toh app nae masjid main ja kar chapal badal li >>
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(14) Jo Jeeta woh sikander,

Jo Jeeta woh sikander,



Jo haara woh jail k ander



Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi



Jo na bhajay us ko Bu >>
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(15) Tere ishq me ye Dil deewana ho
Tere ishq me ye Dil deewana ho gaya, Badan se badboo aati hai,Nahaye zamana ho gaya. >>
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(16) khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha
khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha. >>
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(17) Kesa Lagta Ha Jab Raat K Sanna
Kesa Lagta Ha Jab Raat K Sannate me Hawa K Jhonkay K Sath Khamoshi Se Chalte Huwe,Koi Chupke Se aaye or Kahey.......



Chal Oye Mobile Ka >>
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(18) boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi

girl: nahi

boy: Q

girl: mere ghar waley nahi mane ge

boy: tumhary ghar mey kon kon hai.
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(19) Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia
Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?

Husband: To Shaid Main Bi Mar Jaon Ga.

Biwi:Kyun?

Husband:Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Jan >>
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(20) Wafadar log haan ham wafa kary
Wafadar log haan ham wafa karyan gay.



Jann mango fida karyan gay.



Dil mango nikal kar hath per rakhan gay.


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(21) Roshni chand se hoti hai sitar
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,

Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS sehoti hai battery s >>
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(22) ghalib farmate hain:
ha
ghalib farmate hain:

hazaron larkiya aesi k harlarki pay dam niklay!

jis pay dam niklay uskisaheli us say bhi udhamnikle. >>
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(23) ghalib farmate hain:
ha
ghalib farmate hain:

hazaron larkiya aesi k harlarki pay dam niklay!

jis pay dam niklay uskisaheli us say bhi udhamnikle. >>
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(24) Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe a
Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay ka aaraam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?

Husband: do >>
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(25) Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai

to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay

to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
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(26) Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Doc: uske liye tumhara 50%dimagh nikalna parega

Admi: OK

Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikaldia.

Admi >>
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(27) Hansti thi,
Hansati thi
Hansti thi,

Hansati thi,

Baalon ko Lehrati thi,

Kuch soch ker sharmati thi,

Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi,

Aj pa >>
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(28) Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi l
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larkimei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta haik

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi >>
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(29) Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir
Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir se

niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:

Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andhahon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi

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(30) ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he

postmaster: bhai ye post officehy tum police station ja karreport karwa

Admi: kya karo khushi k mareyku >>
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