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Teacher : Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai

Teacher : Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ? Student Ne Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faida mand Agar Pilani Par Jaey Tu Nuqsun Dah Hai!!! >>

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Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chal

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain!!! >>

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Ab kya Dhondty Ho Kaghzoon K dhair M

Ab kya Dhondty Ho Kaghzoon
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Me Faraz..

Woh Jis me tumhari foto thi

us akhbaar me koi naan le gaya.. >>

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1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gya,sb ne par

1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gya,sb ne parachute le
Kr jump lga di
Akhir me 1 malik reh gya,us
k liye parachute
nhi bacha.
Majburan usay
wese hi j >>

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Apney teacherz ki buhut respect kijiye

Apney teacherz ki buhut respect kijiye kiun k
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Kiun k is duniya me murghi k ilawa wo wahid personality he jo aap ko anda de sakt >>

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Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki ik

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki ik sali ne kha mai to 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 lungi
peche se ik shakhs bola 2310 lelo.
us mai F.M >>

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Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar H

Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar Ho Gaya Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Hogaya Yeh Sun Ker Sari Class Ka DIl Udass Ho Gaya Sari Class Fail Au >>

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". >>

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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cig

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par >>

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Aaj ka sawal.... mohabat ho jati hai ye

Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

agar amer hai to kani parti hai
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Jo Jeeta woh sikander, Jo haara woh jai

Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
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Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai… . . . . .

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

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Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Milna, Kisi Mo

Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Milna, Kisi Mojzay Se Km Nhi. Ek Aisa insan Jo Khubsorat Dil Or Purkashish Shkhsiat Ka Malik Ho. , is liay Kadar Kro Meri Za >>

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Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen

Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen gusa nhi honaJAHIL kahen to b cool rehnaAghrKHUBSURAT kahen to moo pe 1 thappar marnamazaq ki b koi had hoti >>

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Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaad

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Ph

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu K >>

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Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry

Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti >>

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Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar…….
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay >>

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1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar:

1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar: Q ro rehe ho?ADMI: Blood test kwana hai ungli katni paregi.Sardar b rone laga & bola maine to pishab test krwa >>

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Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte

Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aa >>

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Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergn

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… >>

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Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tues

Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko r >>

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Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan

Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko,
To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li.. >>

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aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad m

aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad main plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 "Cartoon" ko send karo main ne apna farz pura kr dys ab ap ki bari hai
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Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They

Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this?
Rani repli >>

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ghalib farmate hain: hazaron larkiya aes

ghalib farmate hain: hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay! jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle
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admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay ho

admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

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1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh gh

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha
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ghalib farmate hain: hazaron larkiya ae

ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle >>

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Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath d

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
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