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(1) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi pe
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal
Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay
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(2) bottle main Pepsi say zyaada..
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami m >>
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(3) Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske p
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki >>
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(4) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ..
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(5) Aap jaise log hume kuch khas l
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
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(6) 5 great people:
5 great people:
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say b >>
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(7) Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiy
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wal >>
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(8) Aap aik brilliant
Aap aik brilliant
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal >>
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(9) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Dar
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte c >>
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(10) •Ek Bikhari ko Raaste me
•Ek Bikhari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakh >>
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(11) A mobile is like women - Talks
A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service >>
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(12) 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar h
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja >>
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(13) •Exams ka saya hai,
exa
•Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to mo >>
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(14) Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame... >>
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(15) CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apn
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.>
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(16) Log ishq kartay hain baray sho
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
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(17) zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to
zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
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phir riksha kerwa lengy;) >>
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(18) jan plz sim on karo plz sweath
jan plz sim on karo plz sweatheart tum sy bat kiay hoay 2 din aur 8 ghanty ho gay hain dil baychain hy tumhari awaz sunany ky liay darling tum mujhsy >>
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(19) Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady
Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady ki face copy ho lakin us ky to seeng hoty hain tumhary kuin nahi hain......?chalo main explain kartdaiti houn >>
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(20) Online ordering!
Execu
Online ordering!
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(21) nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the
nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz
wah wah nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz
tind pe chamat mar kai bhag gaya faraz. >>
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(22) dulha shadi ki pehli raat,
dulha shadi ki pehli raat,
ghunghut utha k bary piyar sy
kiya naam hy
humary Huzoor ka?
Dulhan: Hazrat mu >>
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(23) Usay tarash ka hum nay heera b
Usay tarash ka hum nay heera bana diya Faraz
aur voh gashti ki bachi qemat lagwanay heera mandi chali gaye >>
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(24) Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg
Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg hunda tay main tenu apnay inbox te wich save kar lendy
larka:
ager tu meri ringtone hon >>
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(25) Zardari asked Farza ,
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Zardari asked Farza ,
Tum me aur mujh me kia farak hai?
Faraz replied : Aap puray mulk ko zalil kar rahay hai
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(26) 1 aurat coke pi rahi thi
1 aurat coke pi rahi thi
k achanak us me se aik machar nikla aur bola Maa..
aurat boli :
me te >>
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(27) TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam bat
TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam batao jise banaya to AADMI ne hai"MAGAR" Phir b wo wahan per jaa nahi sake.....? STUDENT: SIR LADIES TOILET......! TOFIQ >>
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(28) dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe pla
dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe plate main chaye kyn di.
mama: kyn kai cup tumhare baap pakistan jeet kai la gaya hai. >>
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(29) suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mah
suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mahene kai lie beutiful foreign country jane ko kaha hai ap kahan le ja rahe hain.
husband: dosre doctor kai pas >>
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(30) khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai
khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai hr sms bhejne se pehle call center wale khud phone kar ke pouchen bata aj sms send karne ki waja kya hai >>
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