|
| I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand
ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU.
I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I
feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of _____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai"
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too!
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it. |
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : sadia
|
|
Mobile # :03344723177
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| " Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai
Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge "
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : WAQAS
|
|
Mobile # :0343-2060551
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| 3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
?
?
?
ISKI TO GAYI...
|
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : WAQAS
|
|
Mobile # :0343-2060551
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari
Panchiyon ko Par JaLa kar Roshni karni pari
Ik Larki ki Bewafai ko bhulaney k liye
Janey KiTni Larkiyoo se Dosti karni pari |
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : WAQAS
|
|
Mobile # :0343-2060551
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| hatthni hati say kay sadqay kay jao tumharey patley kamar pay |
| Posted on : [24/11/2007] |
|
Posted by :khurramali
|
|
Mobile # :0346-3877694
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
|
| Posted on : [23/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : Mian Imran
|
|
Mobile # :03334605334
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
| Posted on : [23/11/2007] |
|
Posted by : Mian Imran
|
|
Mobile # :03334605334
|
|
| |
| ---------------------End
of SMS-------------------- |
|
