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(1) •Exams ka saya hai,
exa
•Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniyawale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to mo >> 
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(2) Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame... >>
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(3) CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apn
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.>
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(4) Log ishq kartay hain baray sho
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay
sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha
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(5) zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to
zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua?
thora tum chalo..
thora hum chalengy...
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phir riksha kerwa lengy;) >>
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(6) jan plz sim on karo plz sweath
jan plz sim on karo plz sweatheart tum sy bat kiay hoay 2 din aur 8 ghanty ho gay hain dil baychain hy tumhari awaz sunany ky liay darling tum mujhsy >>
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(7) Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady
Tumhain pata hy tum tum ghady ki face copy ho lakin us ky to seeng hoty hain tumhary kuin nahi hain......?chalo main explain kartdaiti houn >>
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(8) Online ordering!
Execu
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(9) nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the
nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz
wah wah nawaz aur shabaz dhek rahe the jahaz
tind pe chamat mar kai bhag gaya faraz. >>
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(10) dulha shadi ki pehli raat,
dulha shadi ki pehli raat,
ghunghut utha k bary piyar sy
kiya naam hy
humary Huzoor ka?
Dulhan: Hazrat mu >>
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(11) Usay tarash ka hum nay heera b
Usay tarash ka hum nay heera bana diya Faraz
aur voh gashti ki bachi qemat lagwanay heera mandi chali gaye >>
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(12) Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg
Laki lakay se agar tu mear msg hunda tay main tenu apnay inbox te wich save kar lendy
larka:
ager tu meri ringtone hon >>
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(13) Zardari asked Farza ,
<
Zardari asked Farza ,
Tum me aur mujh me kia farak hai?
Faraz replied : Aap puray mulk ko zalil kar rahay hai
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(14) 1 aurat coke pi rahi thi
1 aurat coke pi rahi thi
k achanak us me se aik machar nikla aur bola Maa..
aurat boli :
me te >>
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(15) TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam bat
TEACHER: Aesi jaga ka naam batao jise banaya to AADMI ne hai"MAGAR" Phir b wo wahan per jaa nahi sake.....? STUDENT: SIR LADIES TOILET......! TOFIQ >>
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(16) dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe pla
dhoni: mama aaj apne mujhe plate main chaye kyn di.
mama: kyn kai cup tumhare baap pakistan jeet kai la gaya hai. >>
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(17) suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mah
suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek mahene kai lie beutiful foreign country jane ko kaha hai ap kahan le ja rahe hain.
husband: dosre doctor kai pas >>
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(18) khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai
khudi ko kar kanjoos itna kai hr sms bhejne se pehle call center wale khud phone kar ke pouchen bata aj sms send karne ki waja kya hai >>
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(19) chae wala larki ko dhek kai :b
chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si surat aankhon main masti door khari sharmaye aye haye.
larki: kali si surathathon main ketle door khare >>
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(20) chae wala larki ko dhek kai :b
chae wala larki ko dhek kai :bholi si surat aankhon main masti door khari sharmaye aye haye.
larki: kali si surathathon main ketle door khare >>
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(21) Betay nay kaha
Betay nay kaha
Papa papa mujhe bandar dikhayoo
papa ne kaha deko banadar
sms pa >>
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(22) Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bu
Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
ghar pe taala laga hua tha
aur likha tah bewakoof banaya .
Sa >>
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(23) Sardar: kal me washroom gaya g
Sardar: kal me washroom gaya gaya te othy saanp betha si
sardarni: hy o rabba , fer tussi ki kita?
Sarda >>
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(24) Pathan Bus k uper kahar tha
Pathan Bus k uper kahar tha
Raste me tufaan aya.
Dhooty urr gaye
phir bijli karki
Pathan b >>
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(25) do arbi aik dosry ko arbi me g
do arbi aik dosry ko arbi me galiyan de rahe tahay,
qareeb se punjabi guzra aur bola
Qaari saab saday laye wi dua karn >>
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(26) ek pathan ko mobile par koi ta
ek pathan ko mobile par koi tang karta tah :
ek din pathan nay new sim kahreed kar usy yeh msg kia
me no woh number ban >>
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(27) Sarday k ghar beti hui.
Sarday k ghar beti hui.
Biwi: suno g jab yeh wadi hogi toh lakay ise patenge
Sardar: me ne is problem ka hall dundh liya >>
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(28) SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!
SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!
Dekho papa Six pe Six maar rahe hain.
SEHWAGs WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,
Adve >>
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(29) Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market ma
Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aaya.
Kaha na, Market ma >>
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(30) Chal beta sms delete kr de sha
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Fatafat
Hurry up
Jaldi
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