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Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota ‘CALL’ mein ka

Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha. >>

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aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad m

aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad main plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 "Cartoon" ko send karo main ne apna farz pura kr dys ab ap ki bari hai >>

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hath barha kar meri zulfon ko cho lo Far

hath barha kar meri zulfon ko cho lo Faraz
Papi papi papi cholo
:) >>

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1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar:

1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar: Q ro rehe ho?ADMI: Blood test kwana hai ungli katni paregi.Sardar b rone laga & bola maine to pishab test krwa >>

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Aik bat to btao,plz isko mazak me mat ta

Aik bat to btao,plz isko mazak me mat tal dena,gol mol jawab nhi chlega dekho kuch baten zindgi me buhat ehm hoti hen such such btao"LIGHT HAI" >>

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Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen

Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen gusa nhi honaJAHIL kahen to b cool rehnaAghrKHUBSURAT kahen to moo pe 1 thappar marnamazaq ki b koi had hoti >>

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( 7 )
CloseYourEyesAndImagineMySmiling Face :)

CloseYourEyesAndImagineMySmiling Face :)Have U done it?OK....MuBaRaK HO!!AAP ne EID ka ChAnD 18 DiN pehlE HI DEkH LiyA..:-D >>

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( 8 )
Kya ankhain kya surat kya chehra aap nep

Kya ankhain kya surat kya chehra aap nepaya hyjaise peepal kdrakht se bhoot utar aya hy''''bura laga?'''koi baat nhi,wapis drakht per charh jao. >>

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Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Milna, Kis

Dunya Mei 1 Ache
insan Ka Milna,

Kisi Mojzay Se Km
Nhi.

Ek Aisa insan Jo Khubsorat Dil Or Purkashish Shkhsiat Ka Malik
Ho.

,
is liay Kada >>

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( 10 )
Teachr:Tumhari Writing Din-Ba-Din Kh

Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.
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Son: abu bacha ziada intelgnt hta hi ya

Son: abu bacha ziada intelgnt hta hi ya bap?
Father: bap
son: abu telphne kis ne bnaya?
Father: Grahm bel ne.
Son: us k bap ne kio nai bnya? >>

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( 12 )
Agr pareshani ka taluq dmag se hy to hea

Agr pareshani ka taluq dmag se hy to heart atack Q hota hy?
Aur agr ishq ka taluq Dil se hy to ishq me log pagl Q hote hain? >>

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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cig

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn >>

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( 14 )
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai
baqi 3 ganje >>

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( 15 )
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chal

Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain >>

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( 16 )
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch k

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....

loan pass nahi hua... >>

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". >>

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2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insa

2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apn >>

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan leg >>

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agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali bill

agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????

iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy >>

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aik pathan:larki sa muj sa shaadi kar lo

aik pathan:larki sa muj sa shaadi kar lo tum k oswab milay ga
larki: woh kasay PATHAN hamary ghar bacha ho ga hum us ka name swab khan rakhay ga >>

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( 22 )
palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi

palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai

agar tum makeup karte ho to shave hum bhi karte hai >>

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Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi

Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN >>

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( 24 )
Positive thinking Poem:- Little bird in

Positive thinking Poem:-
Little bird in the sky, Dropping Its "Potti" on your Eye. U dont worry, You dony cry,You just thank God, That cows dont Fly >>

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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Ter

Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya >>

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Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan au >>

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( 27 )
hasband or is ke wife apny bachy k lye r

hasband or is ke wife apny bachy k lye robot lay kar aye

Jo bhi jhot bolta us k thapar marta

Son: abu aj me bemar ho school nahi jaon ga

Chat >>

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo k >>

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Bethe the tere yaad main tanha aik shaam

Bethe the tere yaad main tanha aik shaam,
liya aik kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye peghaam,zinda pakerne walay ko 50,000 >>

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Wonderful Combination's in this world...

Wonderful Combination's in this world.....
Heart & Beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
Fish & Water.

My Costly Msgz & Ur muft Ki >>

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