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(1) Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh ka
Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?
K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour >> 
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(2) GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: M
GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: Me too!!!
GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho
GIRL: Dafa hoja >>
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(3) Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh
Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai...
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(4) A Girl Speaks To A Boy....
A Girl Speaks To A Boy....
GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN! Please rasta do...!
BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho?
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(5) Maa betay se:
B
Maa betay se:
Beta dhoop me kia kar rahe ho?
Beta: Pasina sukha raha hun. >>
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(6) Yoga Teacher Pathan se...
Yoga Teacher Pathan se...
"Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?"
Pathan: Ary o Khocha!
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(7) Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard
Dil cheer k Dekho to Bhi Dard Dhoon na Pao gay Faraz....
Kyon k Dard to Meri Taang main hai. :- >>
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(8) Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka
Maine apni B.V ko kaha tha ka Parday main raha karo Faraz....
To us ne Zalim ne Police ko phone kar k Bula liya ka Mera >>
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(9) Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa K
Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,
Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,
Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,
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(10) Love Dil k liye,
Love Dil k liye,
Dil Jazbaat k liye,
Jazbaat Insaan k liye,
Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,
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(11) Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara N
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...
Wah Wah Wah
Jis Beti par tha Maa ko Bara Naaz...
Us >>
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(12) Chham Chham Chham,
Chham Chham Chham,
8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,
Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,
Pakistan main Peoples >>
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(13) Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,
Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi ROOTI Lay Gaya . . . >>
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(14) Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke
Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..
Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye,
Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen,
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(15) Bethay thay teri yaad main tan
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
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(16) ek pathan dosray pthan say
ek pathan dosray pthan say
mai jab chota hota tha to bhot taqatwar hota tha
dosar pathan
wo kasay?
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(17) ek sardar england say aya air
ek sardar england say aya air port say bahir nikal kar zaneen say mite utha kar sungnay laga or bolo k watan ki mite ki pehlay jasi khoshbo nai rahi>
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(18) Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon
Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana choor diya hia Faraz..
K koi Poch he na ley "Aap ka Result kab aa raha hai"?? >>
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(19) medical poetry
medical poetry
chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain,
taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain.
faraz kia a >>
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(20) jaate jaate wo mujhse paise ud
jaate jaate wo mujhse paise udhaar le gaya
wo meri dehleez per aawaara kutte chod gaya
larrne se mohabbat barrhti hai faraz
ba >>
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(21) main khud bi us larki ko bulna
main khud bi us larki ko bulna cahta hun FARAZ
par kya kron ami roz 7 badaam kela dyti hain >>
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(22) 1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha
1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha
kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya
Pathan ny awaaz de
O bhai kapre ra >>
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(23) Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo K
Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou
Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei
PATHAAN: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai >>
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(24) Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apn >>
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(25) Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain. >
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(26) ye zindgi hy ek jinjal
ye zindgi hy ek jinjal
yahah chalta hy paisy ka kamal,
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(27) ;zindgi k kisi lamhay jub;sura
;zindgi k kisi lamhay jub;suraj;ki roshni kam parne lagay;;;
;;to ghabrana nahi;yad rakhna k ;;zameen k kisi goshay main;
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(28) teacher:
Nala ko Englis
teacher:
Nala ko English mein kiya kehtay hain?
Student:
SHD
Teacher:
kiya matlab
Student:
shalwar h >>
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(29) i"i_______
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i"i_______
__/l__l - - - - - l
L_(o)-l____(o)_l
MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
pagalo ko uthane ai hai
tujhe m >>
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(30) i"i_______
__/l__l - -
i"i_______
__/l__l - - - - - l
L_(o)-l____(o)_l
MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
pagalo ko uthane ai hai
tujhe m >>
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