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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE P
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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES! >>  |
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2 Sardar brothers were in same class in
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2 Sardar brothers were in same class in schoool.
Teacher :
Tum dono nay apnay father ka naam different kyu likha hai?
Sardar Brothers:
Tusi fer k >> |
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sardar to a cardiologist: how dare u tel
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sardar to a cardiologist: how dare u tell my wife that she has a cute vagina ?
Doc: Abe Chutiye i told her that she has Acute Anqina.... >> |
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( 5 )
Sardar liked a short girl for marry.
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Sardar liked a short girl for marry.
Why ?
Because guru jee advised him that musibatjitni choti ho utni hi acha hai. >> |
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( 6 )
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
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Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
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( 7 )
Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
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Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Chhote: Kal main busy hoon
Bade: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Chhote: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeti >> |
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Chote: - Chotey ye le badam khaa…
Bad
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Chote: - Chotey ye le badam khaa…
Bade: - Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chote: - Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…
Bade: - acha…t >> |
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( 9 )
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah
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Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun D >> |
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( 10 )
Utho saathio or mulk ka kuch Bhala karo.
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Utho saathio or mulk ka kuch Bhala karo.
jaaagggooo!
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Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tm to wapas so sojao isi me hi mulk k >> |
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( 11 )
wo bole k mehfil mein kahin hamare joote
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wo bole k mehfil mein kahin hamare joote kho gaye...
to hum ghar kaise jayenge..
hum ne kaha ap shairi to shuru kijie
itne ayenge k ap ghin b nahi >> |
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( 13 )
BOY:yeh chaaku q ubaal rahr ho
GIRL:S
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BOY:yeh chaaku q ubaal rahr ho
GIRL:Suicide karne ke liye
BOY:To phir ubalne ki kya zaruri hai?
GIRL:kahin infection na ho jaaye >> |
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( 14 )
No matter how high the sky is,
How dee
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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU.
They re none o >> |
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When I call you:
1 ring means -
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When I call you:
1 ring means - Im missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - Im thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ri >> |
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( 16 )
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
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ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin >> |
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System of love:
Jan - Ros
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System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
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Pledge Of Boys:
Pakistan is
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Pledge Of Boys:
Pakistan is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is >> |
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Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
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Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron Udaa do saale ko.
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( 20 )
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i wil
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta: >> |
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( 21 )
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it be
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s bcoz
Time pass ke liye koi >> |
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( 24 )
Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
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Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi Kar Le Zalim
Bijali Ko H >> |
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( 25 )
Shaam Hotay Hee Yeh Dil Udass Hota Hai.
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| Shaam Hotay Hee Yeh Dil Udass Hota Hai......Toote Khaboo K Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai......Tumhari Yaad Asay Waqt Bohat Ati Hai........Bandar Jab Koi >> |
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( 26 )
JazZ Menu Mein Khusamdeed,,,,Mangni K L
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| JazZ Menu Mein Khusamdeed,,,,Mangni K Liye 1 Press Karein,,,,Shadi K Liye 2 Press Karein,,,,,Talak K Liye 3 Press Karein,,,,Aur,,,,Biwi Say Nijat K L >> |
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( 27 )
Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha K Maa Mei
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| Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha K Maa Mein Kitna Bdsoorat Hoon Maa Ne Kaha k Beta Allah Ka Shukar Ada Karoo Us Ko Bhi Deekh Jo Iss Ko Parah Raha Hai >> |
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( 28 )
Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub Se Kaha K
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| Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub Se Kaha K Apnay Gunha Paper Per Likho.......Sub Ne Apnay Gunha Likhay.........Achanak App Ki Awaz Aye ................. >> |
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( 29 )
Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho Gi...Sita
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| Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho Gi...Sitaroon Ko Bhi Muskurahat Ati Ho Gi...Tum Lakh Chopao Duniya Se Magar Akaily May Apni Shakal Per Hansi Tou Ati Ho >> |
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( 30 )
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Repl
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| Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo. Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna >> |
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