(1) aj tom & jerry ki barsi hy un
aj tom & jerry ki barsi hy un ki yaad me plz .ye sms kam se kam 1 :CARTOON: ko zaror send karo Me ne tu apna farz pura kr dya Ab apki bari hai..... >>
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(2) Hellow Friends
How r u
Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

S >>
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(3) Hellow Friends
How r u
Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

S >>
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(4) Boy:chalo kisi sunsan jaga par
Boy:chalo kisi sunsan jaga par chaltey han



Girl:tum aesi waisi harkat to nhi kro gey



Boy:nhi bilkul nhi promise

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(5) aik baar ganjay k sar par 8-10
aik baar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aaye, ganja naayi k paas gaya,naayi gusse se bola inhe ginu ya kaatu? ganja sharmaate hue colour kar do. >>
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(6) pathan duzakh se nikla chupka
pathan duzakh se nikla chupka se janat me ghusa. frishte ne pakar k bohut mara . pathan:mat maro hum jannati hu,

duzakh me sirf gul khan ko nas >>
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(7) subah uth kr pehley apni lambi
subah uth kr pehley apni lambi umar ki dua manga karo

kyon k tum ko abhi zinda rehna hai

phir naha liya karo ky >>
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(8) A couple was sitting in garden
A couple was sitting in garden Suddenly a dog kisses another dog

Boy;janu ager bura na mano to man bhi

Girl; ok

Par sambhal kr k >>
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(9) 1st Child; Mere papa bohat dar
1st Child; Mere papa bohat darpok han.

2nd Child wo kesey

1st child;jab b road cross krney lgtey han meri ungli pakar latey han or katey >>
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(10) BOY; BUS or LARKI aik tahah ho
BOY; BUS or LARKI aik tahah hoti han aik jati ha to doosri aa jati ha



Girl; LARKEY or RIKSHAY ek jese hotey han aik ko bulao 4 aa jate >>
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(11) Wife;india jao to banasari saa
Wife;india jao to banasari saari

Dubai jao to jewelary

france jao to perfume

husband ne jal k kaha or agr dozak main jaon to...< >>
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(12) Discipline : A word that is mi
Discipline : A word that is missing in

a students dictionary.



Lawyer : One who is authorised to

break laws by telling lie >>
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(13) 1 pathan pe bijli ka tar gir g
1 pathan pe bijli ka tar gir gaya:



Pathan tarap tarap k marny hi wala tha k light chali gai,



Pathan khushi se bola,
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(14) One Day Teeth and Tongue were
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation --



Teeth Said - "If i just press u a little you will get cut"



Tongue Repli >>
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(15) Sardar Get Engaged with girl,<
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,

soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,

he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said

"J >>
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(16) Twinkle Twimkle little star
Twinkle Twimkle little star

Teri girlfriend gai bazar

uisko mil gaya dosra yar

ab to beth kar makhiya mar

toba toba asta >>
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(17) Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Far
Hm samose khany ja rhy thy Faraz Galib ne aa kr mood kharab kr diya >>
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(18) Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar ac
Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta





Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.





Jb tk lrka lrke bha >>
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(19) Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai me
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,

hum milenge tumhe >>
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(20) Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo
Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu nar >>
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(21) Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo
Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu nar >>
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(22) hont jub hont se mile tu keya
hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?


























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(23) kis kis ko kiss karoon

kis kis ko kiss karoon

kis kis ko miss karoon

tum ko miss karoon to

kis kis ko kiss karoon



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(24) SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEE
SHE IS HOT!

SHE IS SWEET!

SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS

WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!

WHO!

WHO IS SHE?



DO U >>
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(25) college wali
masale dar
college wali

masale dar:

office wali

narum narum:

muhale wali

garma garam:

aap kya samjhaye?

may toh >>
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(26) When an apple is green, it is
When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .

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(27) When an apple is green, it is
When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .

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(28) She Is Hot!
She Is Swee
She Is Hot!

She Is Sweet!

She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss

Whole World Mad 4 Her!

Who!

Who Is She?



Do U >>
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(29) khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga
khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho >>
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(30) Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

Sab Kuch >>
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