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TEACHER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME STUDENT: NO MISS HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI. TEACHER: THIS IS JOCK STUDENT: NO MISS REALLY HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI
Posted on : [21/11/2007]
Posted by :TALHAurs
Mobile # :0333-2778059
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOBARA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PHIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AB BUS............
Posted on : [21/11/2007]
Posted by :TALHAurs
Mobile # :0333-2778059
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Aik ADBI shair mulahiza fermaiiye arz kia hai... aagay barho, aasman chu lo zara tawajjo farmaiiye aagay barho, aasman cho lo paapi paapi, paapi cholo kaisa ...............!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on : [19/11/2007]
Posted by :Imran_Adrees
Mobile # :00923334335890
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Santa: Kia kar rahey ho? Banta: Biwi ko letter likh raha hoon. Santa: Magar tum ko too likhna nahin ata hai Banta: To meri biwi ko koon sa parhna ata hai
Posted on : [19/11/2007]
Posted by :Imran_Adrees
Mobile # :00923334335890
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Posted on : [12/11/2007]
Posted by :ALi Saeed Bhatti
Mobile # :Ali Saeed Bhatti
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Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
Posted on : [09/11/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Love Kya Hai Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
Posted on : [09/11/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Son: Main shaadi nahi karonga.. Bap: kion puttar? Son: Poora gaaon meri mangaitar ko Taxi bolta hai Baap: O puttar chota sa to gaon hai kitni chaali hogi.
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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A lady drinking coke. Machchar falls in. Lady takes it out. Machchar says:MAA Lady asks:Y did u call me maa? Machchar says:Main teri coke se nikla hun maa.
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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MUSHARRAF Ne BV Ko Surprise Dene K Lye Apni MUCHHEN Katwain Or Chupke Se So Gaya Neend Me Jab BV Ne Moo Pe Hath Phera To boli SHOKAT AZiZ TUM Aj Phir Aagae?
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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1 din jab tumhari shaadi hogi tumhari bivi k pait main nera .. HA HA HA Mera Mera HA HA HA Bhatija hoga.. Saale dost pe shak karta hai
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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kia bindaas hawa chalreli he!... bird lod gana gaarele hen.....cow log hhaas char reli hen....shiyaney log sms kar rele hen....or kanjoos log sms parh rele hen
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai,ankh mile na mile LIPs ko milna hai, Yehi style hai Sab AASHIQUON ka, Kya kare yaar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahin IMRAN HASHMI KA zamana hai
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Tanhaiyaaaaaaaan .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Agar uppar tanhaiyaaan hain to NICHE konsa MELA laga hua hai jo daikhne aaee ho,Hain?
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Teacher say 2 student: Write your father name in ENGLISH. Student: Beautiful Red Underwear. Teacher: R u Joking? Student: No his name is "SUNDAR LAL CHADHA
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Mom: Soja varna GABBAR ajaiga. Son; Pehle 100 rupee do Mom: Kyon? Son: Varna main pappa ko bata donga k mere sone k baad GABBAR aata hai.
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Yeh tumhare behkate kadam, yeh tumhare kanpte hont, Yeh tumhare bikhre baal, Yeh tumhara jalta badan, yeh tumhari nasheeli aankhien, Mujhe pehle hi shaak tha k tum.. "CHARSI" HO !
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Happy birthday to u.... .. Is main sochna kia?? . . . .SMS kisne bheja? .. Mainne . Paise kiske lagey? . Merey na? . . To meri marzi jo chahe wish karon ..!
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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brave ho k jeenay ka, tension nahi lene ka, acchay sapnay dekhnay ka, Mast life guzarnay ka, Jin bhooot se nahi darnay ka,, Boley to .... SHEESHA nahi dekhnay ka!!
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Father: Shaadi bachon ka khel nai! . Pinto: Papa mujhe pata hai, . Father: Kya pata hai? . Pinto: Yehi k shaadi baro ka khel hai aur bachon k liye KHELA jata hai.
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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Jahan ki khilwat main zulul nahi ayega, gam-e-tohin se kabul nahi ayega, Maklul ki ibrat hai yeh qurfa ghalib, Damagh kharab hojayega par yeh sher samjh nahi ayega.
Posted on : [08/11/2007]
Posted by : WAQAS
Mobile # :0345-2065963
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