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( 1 )
All Pakistan Pathan Association ka hanga
All Pakistan Pathan Association ka hangami ijlaas hoa hai jis may ye muttafiqa faisala hoa hai k
"Hum 1 ghanta agay nahi kar saktay, hum say 2 ghanta >>
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( 2 )
rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KYA ! QUALF
rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KYA !
QUALFICATION ,GRADUATION WITH 50% MARKS.
SALARY 80000 PER MONTH.
GOLDEN CHANCE HAI MISS MAT KARNA . . .
SU >>
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( 3 )
Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh Ko Bhulaya
Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh Ko Bhulaya Ho ga.
Mere Yadoon Nay Ussay Khub Rulaya Ho Ga.
Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chalki Hoo Gi.
Uss Nay Chahra >>
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( 4 )
Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay Aik Phool Ko
Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay
Aik Phool Ko Chunay Ke Khaatir
Kaantoan Say Zakhmee Hotey Thay
Jo Phool Jhooli Main Aa Girtaa
Ussay Chunay Say Dar Jaat >>
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( 5 )
AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA WO APNE HI
AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA WO APNE HI HUSN KA DEWANA HO GAYA MUQABALA HUSN MAI HISA LIYA AAP NE B OURON KO TO CUP MILA PAR AAP KO JURMANA HO GAYA >>
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( 6 )
WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MOOD HO TAB
WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MOOD HO TAB BAAT KARTE HO



EK ZAMANA THA JAB HAR PAL SMS KARTE THY
AB TO KARACHI KI BARISH KI TARHA YAAD KARTE HO >>
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( 7 )
biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar sey jaldi
biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar sey jaldi kaise aa gaye ?
shohar: achanak mere boss ko gussa aya our bola "jahanum mei jao" to mei foran utha our tuma >>
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( 8 )
1 makrani bohot dair se ek Haseen Larki
1 makrani bohot dair se ek Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha,

LARKI,Kya dekh rahe ho?

Makrani,hum soch raha tha k agr tum hamara maa hota to hm b KH >>
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( 9 )
DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE CHAPEL PE
DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE CHAPEL PEHNLOON GERNIYAN JO AAGAYE HE NA ABDUL GHAFAR SOORO.03345425891 >>
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( 10 )
sms Mere dost ko hello kehna save"kre
sms Mere dost ko hello kehna save"kre to Thanks kehna mujhe yaad kre to "i miss u 2"kehna delete kre to kas k papi len >>
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( 11 )
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai.. Zindag
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai..
Zindagi Mein Pyar Kis NePaya Hai..
Hum Us Ki Yadoon Mein Jhoomte Rehte Hain..
Aur Zamana Kehta Hai..
Dekho Aj Phi >>
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( 12 )
machar ki makhi say shadi ho gai pehli
machar ki makhi say shadi ho gai
pehli hi raat barbadi ho gai
machar ki kismat khoti thi
makhi mortin laga ker soti thi >>
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( 13 )
don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor di hai ek
don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor di hai
ek madrsa banaya hai so pleas balance ki soorat mai don ko chanda day ker aakhrat swarain
aap ka khadim


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( 14 )
QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAH
QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO......
SAB NE APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHE, K ACHANAK AP KI AWAZ AI...... >>
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( 15 )
girls attitude If u treat her nice she
girls attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay i >>
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( 16 )
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!! *** Fraud w
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with >>
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( 17 )
Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki Bohat k
Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki
Bohat khobsoort mager sanwali si
Mujhay apnay khwabon ki banhoon main paa ker
Kabhi neend main muskurati tu ho gi
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( 18 )
Aaj kal larkiyon k kapray.. Yahan se LE
Aaj kal larkiyon k kapray..
Yahan se LESS
Wahan se LESS
Kabhi sleevless
to
Kabhi backless
Or koi larka ghuur k dekhay to
“Ohh How
MannerLESS!” >>
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( 19 )
Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churay
Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhu >>
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( 20 )
bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se “A
bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khus >>
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( 21 )
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar s
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar se marne pr responses: English girl: U r too naughty sweet heart! Urdu grl:Na kro na janu! Punjabi grl: Hut ve >>
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( 22 )
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar s
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar se marne pr responses:
English girl: U r too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu grl:Na kro na janu!
Punjabi grl: Hut >>
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( 23 )
Chaval Day; Ye msg us ko bhaijo jo duni
Chaval Day;
Ye msg us ko bhaijo jo dunia ka sab say bara chaval ho.main ne to bhaj dia ab mughay bhaj ker aik our chaval mat marna >>
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( 24 )
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Khar >>
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( 25 )
AASMAN PE KALI GHATA CHHAI HAI AAJ PH
AASMAN PE KALI GHATA CHHAI HAI

AAJ PHIR GHAR WALI SE MAR KHAI HAI

KEHTI HE SUDHAR JAO LEKIN GALTI MERI NAHI

KAM WALI AAJ PHIR TAYYAR HOKAR A >>
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( 26 )
Loya vaich, Lelon vaich, Addhi walian ju
Loya vaich, Lelon vaich, Addhi walian jutian vaich, Radi Akhbar te chan bura vaich, balance pova

te meno call ker
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( 27 )
ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool ao

ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen
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yaar me ny kaha that ye sms un logoon k leay hy jo kool
aor smaart hy.
aap kea deekh >>
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( 28 )
Ek chohe ne sherni ko propose kiya.she

Ek chohe ne sherni ko propose kiya.sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism,jaan,height dekhi hai,
choha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence >>
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( 29 )
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,ek
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,ek saror sa uske dil pe chaya hoga.pehle socha hoga tujhe janat mein rakh lun,phir usay zoo ka khayal aya hoga
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( 30 )
kya ankhe hai aap ke kya batein hain aap
kya ankhe hai aap ke kya batein hain aap ke us khoda ne kuch to aap ko aesa banaya hai jese shhhsss koi hain se bhoot nikalaaya hoo. >>
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