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(1) khuwabon mai

kh
khuwabon mai



khuwabon main aaengay sms ki tarah.. dil main bas jaingay ring tone ki tarah. dosti kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah.bas >>
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(2) Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha
Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?







Nahee >>
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(3) Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero

socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”

phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai

!

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!< >>
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(4) Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale

SMS He Karna

Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..

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(5) Plz call me,
its urgent
Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
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(6) larka .kuch to howa hai kuch h
larka .kuch to howa hai kuch hogaya hai.larki .howa hai to appni ma se ja k poch. >>
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(7) • Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Re
• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?

Reply With



“Yes Or No”



Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.



Agar Gareeb >>
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(8) Quisten: what is the diffrence
Quisten: what is the diffrence bitwean a girl and in a train? answer: when the train comes signal is down... and when the girls comes signal is up.... >>
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(9) hont jub hont se mile tu keya
hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?














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(10) Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam sye
Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam syeda yasmeen anjum he. Meri aap sab se eik request he plz plz plz ye num muje bohat tang ker rahe hen inhen sudharen or sa >>
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(11) Ek Doctor mareez ke peche bhaa
Ek Doctor mareez ke peche bhaad raha tha.







Logo ne pucha kiya hua?



Doctor: 4 bar aisa hua! Sala sunat kar >>
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(12) bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt
bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen?

papa: nahi beta q??

bcha: to phir ap etni khofnak mummy kahan say laay hn? >>
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(13) MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TU
MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA PAYAR DHOND LIYA HAI. . . .



SHARMA KAR BOLI



"BUS ACTIVE

KARNA

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(14) MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TU
MENE RO KAR US SE POCHA KYA TUMNE NAYA PAYAR DHOND LIYA HAI. . . .



SHARMA KAR BOLI



"BUS ACTIVE

KARNA

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(15) Main sara din ussay yamaha per
Main sara din ussay yamaha per jholy deta raha

Pappu.....

sham hoi ta Kehnay Lagi,

Main tay Honda he Lay Saan.

=======TAN >>
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(16) aj vo mera nam b bhool gaii
aj vo mera nam b bhool gaii

Pappu....

jo kaha karti thi

"Kundi na kharka sonaya sidda andar aaa" >>
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(17) Mere nana nay ye keh kar mujh
Mere nana nay ye keh kar mujh say rishta tor deya

Pappu.....

Moong phali main dana nahi hum tumhary nana naeee...

=======TANHA=== >>
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(18) Kal maine ussay buhut hasaya
Kal maine ussay buhut hasaya

Pappu...

Kamini jate howe mujhe Mr.Been khe gai.

======TANHA======= >>
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(19) Ab Pappu tum ssy milnay ki kya
Ab Pappu tum ssy milnay ki kya justjoo karen,

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor say Ruju karen.

----TANHA------ >>
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(20) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge. plz plz plz promise me p >>
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(21) Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny
Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta. Jb tk lrka lrke bhag na jain In zalimn ko pyar sa >>
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(22) ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekH
ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,
MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa,
TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki,
MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa... >>
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(23) any one want adult friendship
any one want adult friendship with me under 18,can contact. >>
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(24) Alijan //...kkk..// Mobile
Alijan //...kkk..//

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he ager 0000420 no se koi call aye to attend nai kerna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadh >>
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(25) Alijan ';'kkk';' Mohabat kr
Alijan ';'kkk';'

Mohabat krny walo ko inkaar acha nahe lgta


Duniya walo ko yeh ikrar acha nahe lgta.


Jb tk lrka lrke bhag >>
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(26) Alijan .,.,kkk../ Ek raat b
Alijan .,.,kkk../

Ek raat bijli chali gae,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chalao?
Pathan's wife: Kerdi na Pathano wali baat agar fa >>
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(27) Alijan,,..kkk.......... Nas
Alijan,,..kkk..........

Nasibo new song:
"pichon lagya na kr mari jan sajna,
hil janda ay mera pura saman sajna,
pichon la >>
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(28) Alijan ';;'kkk'' Tum
Alijan ';;'kkk''

Tum






aChe








Sache






pYare








ImaNdaR




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(29) Alijan ';';kkk''' Husband w
Alijan ';';kkk'''

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chota bacha bi wahan betha tha. Husband=tu sali kutti. Wife=tu sala kutta.Bacha masumiat s >>
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(30) Alijan =-== kkk === Ek cho
Alijan =-== kkk ===

Ek chozay ne sherni ko propose kia


sherni: Abe chal tu ne apna jism, jaan,height dekhi hai


Chooza: Ja >>
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