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Aaj vo hum se jannat me takra gai Aaj wo

Aaj vo hum se jannat me takra gai Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gai aor hamare dil se awaz nikle fiteh Mooh tusin ethe vii aagay. >>

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gadha jo khay wo ghass ho tum buddhe ke

gadha jo khay wo ghass ho tum buddhe ke burish kiye howe dant hotum stupit bakwas ho tum per jo bhe ho yaar dost jhakass ho tum. >>

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( 3 )
aek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar

aek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke ghar jaraha tha ke achank bijli chamki badal garje zor se barish shuru hoi.Aadmi ne kaha lagta hain pahunc >>

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( 4 )
In french bonjour in spanish te quiro in

In french bonjour in spanish te quiro in itlian teamo in english good morning in punjabi uth begherat kem te nai jana. >>

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( 5 )
boy 2 girl kya tum mere sath dance karog

boy 2 girl kya tum mere sath dance karogi.girl reply me bacha e ke sath dance nahi karti boy sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ke tum pregnent ho. >>

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( 6 )
Azam: Dr. Jab si mera Heart transplant h

Azam: Dr. Jab si mera Heart transplant hua hai mjhi sex aur paisa acha lagni laga hai! Kia mai Jawan ho gaya ho? Dr. Nahi tume asal mai Randi ka dil l >>

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( 7 )
Ek Larki(BOY ko kia chahye, Ek larki(GI

Ek Larki(BOY ko kia chahye,
Ek larki(GIRL jo pyar de,
Ek Larki(GIRL jo acha khana banai,
Ek Larki(GIRL jo us ki khidmat kare, Aur ye teeno Larkyan( >>

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( 8 )
Teri lumbi umar ho, Tu abad rahy, Tu j

Teri lumbi umar ho,
Tu abad rahy,
Tu jo mangy wo tughy mily,
Ab ye lain yad kr k kitchen main ja or
katora pakar or ghar sy nikl kr shru ho ja.
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( 9 )
Go down to c my heart ? ? ? ? ? ?

Go down to c my heart
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dekha kitna saaf hy mera dil
bole to aik dum aap k dimag ke tarah. >>

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( 10 )
use krty hain makeup ka daba roz kion b

use krty hain makeup ka daba roz kion
bn snwr kr papa niklty hain roz kion
mama tum to kehti the eid kub ke gie
phir papa prosan sy gily milty hain >>

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( 11 )
Grammer Teacher! Pappu larkiyon se ba

Grammer Teacher!

Pappu larkiyon se bat nhi krta hai,
btao is sentence main pappu kiya hai,

Student Sir,

Pappu chutia hai. >>

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( 12 )
Story: Once upon a Time A

Story:

Once upon a Time

A boy asked to a girl:

"will u marry me"?

Gilr said, "No"

Aur is tarha larka hansi khushi r >>

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( 13 )
Promise me we are true friends I am la

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Wate >>

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( 14 )
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur hus

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye >>

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( 15 )
maei ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi

maei ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
bujhti saanson mein mehek phir jaga gaya koi
kiya yeh sach much pyaar hai
ya phir se TOPI pehna gaya koi >>

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( 16 )
HUM HUM HAI, TUM TUM HO, NA TUM KAM HO

HUM HUM HAI,
TUM TUM HO,
NA TUM KAM HO
NA HUM KAM HAI.
TU PHIR KIS BAAT KA GHUM HAI
SMS BHEJTE RAHO
TABHI LAGEGA
MOBILE RAKHNE WALY MAY DAM HAI >>

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( 17 )
AGAR AP KO KBI B MERI KOI BAAT YA KOI

AGAR AP KO
KBI B MERI
KOI BAAT
YA KOI SMS
BURA LAGAU TO
AP KO YE PURA HAQ
HAI K AAP APNA
MOBILE ZOOR
SAY DEWAR PE
MAR DEN.
HA HA HA HA HA HA >>

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( 18 )
MUBARIK HO...!! MSG NA KARNE PER APKO M

MUBARIK HO...!!
MSG NA KARNE PER APKO MBA KI DIGREE DI JATI HAI.
MBA MEANS?
"MEMBER OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION"
CHALO AB YE MSG DOSARAY BHIKARION KO S >>

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( 19 )
sochta hun k ye daulat ye larkiyan ye

sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehl >>

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( 20 )
1 bar jaan mang k to dekh 1 bar yad k

1 bar jaan mang k to dekh

1 bar yad kar k to dekh

agar hum na aye to samajh lene

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nawab soye hue haan

aor cellphon >>

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( 21 )
u know how much i miss u? jitne DESER

u know how much i miss u?

jitne DESERT me WATER hai

jitne ZAMEEN pe STAR hai

jitne SKY per TREES hain

&

jitna kisi GANJAY k sir pe BAAL >>

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( 22 )
na kisi ko chera karo. na kisi se panga

na kisi ko chera karo.
na kisi se panga liya karo.
na kisi ko dil diya karo.
na kisi se dil liya karo.
bus
roz roz
GOOD MILK
pia karo...
healt >>

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( 23 )
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi ni >>

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( 24 )
Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun

Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun

kabhie hamari tarah bhi jeya karo

roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati...

kabhie khud bhi sms kiya karo >>

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( 25 )
Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad

Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad nikal gaye....
dosri baar phir bujhaya to phir nikal gaye
pathan pechay ghooma or bola "chal pehlay to Bujh >>

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( 26 )
Memon : yaar zara tooth brush dena,mere

Memon : yaar zara tooth brush dena,mere tooth brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai...

Shopkeeper: ek baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahay hoo ?

Memon: >>

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( 27 )
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pat

Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey....??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, n >>

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( 28 )
Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya tha.....

Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya tha.....

keh raha tha koi pathar se na maray mere dewanay ko...

Bomb ka zamana hai u >>

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( 29 )
Father Asked to His Son-In-Law: Beta

Father Asked to His Son-In-Law:

Beta Sharab peetay hoo....
han

cigrette peetay hoo
han

badmashi kartay hoo
han

Joa kheltay hoo
han

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( 30 )
Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun se khelney

Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun se khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah college bhi jana hai...[:P]
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