(1) School- a place where papa pay
School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wak >>
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(2) A woman goes to a doctor & sai
A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new >>
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(3) The more you study. the more y
The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? >>
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(4) Man: please give me black colo
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tom >>
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(5) Devdas says to paro:aik sham m
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CH >>
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(6) Hamari taraf say aap ko aik pu
Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ke dost ko bhi aik puppy, Kyo ki meray doggy nai aaj hi dus puppy ko janam diya >>
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(7) Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanha
Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanhai main, Dil dooba hai gamoon ki gherai main, Hamain mat dhoondoo dunya ki bher main, Hum milenge tumhain phir kisi Free >>
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(8) Maine apko phone kiya to Netwo
Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai. >>
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(9) K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallar
K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai."bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai".bus... >>
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(10) Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke L
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log S >>
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(11) Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khaw
Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein, Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye >>
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(12) Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve
Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty
parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#
ly hon pardi reh >>
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(13) Doston ko kuch samjhane ki zar
Doston ko kuch samjhane ki zarort nahi hoti,
Hal-e-Dil batane ki zarort nahi hoti,
Woh aankhon ki chamk se jaan jate hain halaat,
Unhen aanson dikh >>
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(14) Mujh se koi ghalti o gaei hai
Mujh se koi ghalti o gaei hai kia??
Pichle 8 din sy mujhse naraz ho gaye ho...
PLSZ aisa mt karo...
Aapka pyara....
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"LUX"
PLSZ AAJ TO >>
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(15) Sunoo... Mehsoos karo... Bad
Sunoo...
Mehsoos karo...
Badal ki garaj...
Bijli ki chamk...
Barish ki aik aik bond...
Tum se...
Cheek cheek kr keh rahi hai...???
??
?
NAHA >>
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(16) Kabhi Kabhi meri aankhon main
Kabhi Kabhi meri aankhon main samaya sa lagta hai,
Jo apna hai woh paraya sa lagta hai, Tumse milne ki tamanna to bohat hai lekin,,
Aaane Jaane mai >>
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(17) Teacher : Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqs
Teacher : Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ? Student Ne Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faida mand Agar Pilani Par Jaey Tu Nuqsun Dah Hai!!! >>
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(18) Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain!!! >>
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(19) Ab kya Dhondty Ho Kaghzoon K
Ab kya Dhondty Ho Kaghzoon
K
dhair
Me Faraz..



Woh Jis me tumhari foto thi

us akhbaar me koi naan le gaya.. >>
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(20) 1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gya
1 jahaz ka engine khrab ho gya,sb ne parachute le
Kr jump lga di
Akhir me 1 malik reh gya,us
k liye parachute
nhi bacha.
Majburan usay
wese hi j >>
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(21) Apney teacherz ki buhut resp

Apney teacherz ki buhut respect kijiye kiun k
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Kiun k is duniya me murghi k ilawa wo wahid personality he jo aap ko anda de sakt >>
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(22) Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dul
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki ik sali ne kha mai to 1100 lungi
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 lungi
peche se ik shakhs bola 2310 lelo.
us mai F.M >>
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(23) Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahol
Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar Ho Gaya Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Hogaya Yeh Sun Ker Sari Class Ka DIl Udass Ho Gaya Sari Class Fail Au >>
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(24) Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabh
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". >>
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(25) Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par >>
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(26) Aaj ka sawal.... mohabat ho j
Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

agar amer hai to kani parti hai
>>
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(27) Jo Jeeta woh sikander, Jo haa
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
>>
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(28) Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai… . .
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai…
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HAAN…!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai….

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(29) Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Miln
Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Milna, Kisi Mojzay Se Km Nhi. Ek Aisa insan Jo Khubsorat Dil Or Purkashish Shkhsiat Ka Malik Ho. , is liay Kadar Kro Meri Za >>
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(30) Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindP
Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen gusa nhi honaJAHIL kahen to b cool rehnaAghrKHUBSURAT kahen to moo pe 1 thappar marnamazaq ki b koi had hoti >>
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