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Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki
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Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???
Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!! >>  |
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Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadm
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Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..
"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"
UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha >> |
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( 4 )
dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,
aankhon ka a
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dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,
aankhon ka armaan ban jao,,
honton ki muskaan ban jao...
yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin?
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pehle zra insaan to ba >> |
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( 5 )
Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se
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Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta ha >> |
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( 6 )
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K
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BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
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( 7 )
a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is o
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a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is on cheeks
a passionate kiss on lips
a romantic kiss on neck
but
seriously hottest is on
iron:- >> |
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( 8 )
Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
jab aap hams
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Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
tb
aisa
thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayeg >> |
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( 9 )
1 + 1 = 2
i love u
2 + 2 = 4
love m
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1 + 1 = 2
i love u
2 + 2 = 4
love me more
3 + 3 = 6
love is fix
4 + 4 = 8
love is great
5 + 5 = 10
love u my friend
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( 12 )
NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA
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NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA CHAHRA ANKHO ME BAS JATA HA,
IK DAM SE MERI ANKH KHUL JATI HA,
OR DIL SE SIRF YAHI AWAZ ATI HA,
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( 13 )
BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Office may Kaa
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| BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Office may Kaam hote hain... Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... Dil ki khunn >> |
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( 15 )
Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Is
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Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Dar >> |
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( 16 )
Girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien sh
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Girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare >> |
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( 17 )
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the res
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, N >> |
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( 18 )
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... So
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| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... >> |
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( 19 )
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki sahel
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| Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de h >> |
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( 20 )
jis tarha sooraj
nikalta hai her raat k
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jis tarha sooraj
nikalta hai her raat k bad
chand alwida
kehta hy mulaqat k bad
tum ghar se mat
niklna warna log kahegey
dekho mendak
nikal a >> |
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( 22 )
It is said that inzamam don"t understand
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| It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >> |
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( 23 )
MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT G
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| MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM COPY PE LIKHA WOH GUM HO GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM DIL PE LIKHA AUR MUJHE HEART ATTACK HO GAYA >> |
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( 24 )
youn tu hum main bohut deen daari,
maga
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youn tu hum main bohut deen daari,
magar jhan dekhi koi bachi pyari,
bus whaeen pe aankh maari,
phans gai tu hamaari,
werna phir se deen daari.... >> |
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( 26 )
2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1 sms likh
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| 2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1 sms likh raha tha ... us ne dusry se pucha: yar "mai pur umeed hoon" isko english mai kya khte han? dusra : "i am pregn >> |
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( 27 )
mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nik
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| mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nikkar dena". elephant : "ha..... ha......... ha.........."pehnay ga kia?? mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai tent lag >> |
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( 29 )
1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni
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1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kholta or band kar deta
why?
guess?
kion k
doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz che >> |
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( 30 )
2 sardar brothers were in the same class
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2 sardar brothers were in the same class
teacher:tum dono ne apne father k name different kio likhe?
sardar brothers:teacher tussi fer kaho ge k nak >> |
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