(1) Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho H
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
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(2) 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Boha
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu K >>
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(3) Koi tumhain bole u r crazy don
Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti >>
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(4) Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar…….
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay >>
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(5) 1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha th
1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar: Q ro rehe ho?ADMI: Blood test kwana hai ungli katni paregi.Sardar b rone laga & bola maine to pishab test krwa >>
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(6) Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara ka
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aa >>
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(7) Sardar on phone “Doctor my wif
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… >>
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(8) Life ho to aise… Monday ko do
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko r >>
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(9) Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi
Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko,
To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li.. >>
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(10) aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai u
aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad main plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 "Cartoon" ko send karo main ne apna farz pura kr dys ab ap ki bari hai
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(11) Raja n Rani get tired of mobil
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this?
Rani repli >>
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(12) ghalib farmate hain: hazaron l
ghalib farmate hain: hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay! jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle
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(13) admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

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(14) 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha
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(15) ghalib farmate hain: hazaron
ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle >>
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(16) Memon ka beta apni girl friend
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
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(17) Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota ‘CAL
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha. >>
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(18) aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai u
aj "Tom & Jery" ki barsi hai un ki yad main plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 "Cartoon" ko send karo main ne apna farz pura kr dys ab ap ki bari hai >>
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(19) hath barha kar meri zulfon ko
hath barha kar meri zulfon ko cho lo Faraz
Papi papi papi cholo
:) >>
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(20) 1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha th
1 ADMI hospital mein ro rha tha.Sardar: Q ro rehe ho?ADMI: Blood test kwana hai ungli katni paregi.Sardar b rone laga & bola maine to pishab test krwa >>
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(21) Aik bat to btao,plz isko mazak
Aik bat to btao,plz isko mazak me mat tal dena,gol mol jawab nhi chlega dekho kuch baten zindgi me buhat ehm hoti hen such such btao"LIGHT HAI" >>
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(22) Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindP
Log ApkoBURA kahen don't mindPAGAL kahen gusa nhi honaJAHIL kahen to b cool rehnaAghrKHUBSURAT kahen to moo pe 1 thappar marnamazaq ki b koi had hoti >>
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(23) CloseYourEyesAndImagineMySmili
CloseYourEyesAndImagineMySmiling Face :)Have U done it?OK....MuBaRaK HO!!AAP ne EID ka ChAnD 18 DiN pehlE HI DEkH LiyA..:-D >>
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(24) Kya ankhain kya surat kya cheh
Kya ankhain kya surat kya chehra aap nepaya hyjaise peepal kdrakht se bhoot utar aya hy''''bura laga?'''koi baat nhi,wapis drakht per charh jao. >>
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(25) Dunya Mei 1 Ache insan Ka Mil
Dunya Mei 1 Ache
insan Ka Milna,

Kisi Mojzay Se Km
Nhi.

Ek Aisa insan Jo Khubsorat Dil Or Purkashish Shkhsiat Ka Malik
Ho.

,
is liay Kada >>
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(26) Teachr:Tumhari Writing Din
Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.
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(27) Son: abu bacha ziada intelgnt
Son: abu bacha ziada intelgnt hta hi ya bap?
Father: bap
son: abu telphne kis ne bnaya?
Father: Grahm bel ne.
Son: us k bap ne kio nai bnya? >>
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(28) Agr pareshani ka taluq dmag se
Agr pareshani ka taluq dmag se hy to heart atack Q hota hy?
Aur agr ishq ka taluq Dil se hy to ishq me log pagl Q hote hain? >>
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(29) Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn >>
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(30) kal main ne hawksbay per dekkh
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai
baqi 3 ganje >>
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