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Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshi
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Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki ta >>  |
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( 2 )
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,
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Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,
Wah Wah,,
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,
ooh
Phir,?
Phir kia,
Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae >> |
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( 3 )
jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,
To Libas
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jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,
To Libas apna phar diya,
Ghereban apna chak kia,
Or tere zakham se Lipat gaya,
yehe to he kam mera,
"SUNNY >> |
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( 4 )
just imagine life without girls...
da r
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just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?
markets silent....
streets empty.....
no smoking........
no flowers........
no vale >> |
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( 5 )
Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho ha
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Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din hmara dil dukhate ho, ye sunkar humari roh tak kanp gai k tum ab
bartan dhone wale sabun se >> |
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( 6 )
BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peen
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BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi >> |
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( 7 )
It is said that inzamam don"t understand
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| It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >> |
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( 8 )
Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k kinare bac
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| Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k kinare bachon ne un ko pathar mare.Baba-e-quam ne farmaya flak k sitaron zameen ki baharon kuttay k bachon pathar tu na >> |
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( 9 )
Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khush
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| Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon..; >> |
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( 11 )
Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khush
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Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon
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( 12 )
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
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( 13 )
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se a
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Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bh >> |
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( 14 )
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se a
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Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bh >> |
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( 15 )
dil nai kaha chalo sms karo
par dil
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dil nai kaha chalo sms karo
par dil tu pagal hai..
phir socha .
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. chalo jis ko kar rahen hain
wo konsa
norm >> |
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( 16 )
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jae ga,
Deikht
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jae ga,
Deikhte Deikhte Valentine day aa jae ga,
Abhe b waqt he kise se setting kr lo,
Warna is sal k b Valentine day >> |
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( 17 )
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko engl
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri doalfaz kat do..
To kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka s >> |
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( 18 )
Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
W
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Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB! >> |
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( 19 )
ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL,
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| ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AAN >> |
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( 20 )
hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki, aur koi
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hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is parwane ki, shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo, kya zarurat thi tumhe khoobsurat banane ki.
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( 21 )
Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha
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Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms >> |
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( 23 )
Quaid-e-Azam ka farmaan hai "Aishwariya"
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Quaid-e-Azam ka farmaan hai "Aishwariya" meri jaan hai. pr "Abhishek" us pr qubaan hai.kuch karo mere nojavanoon. Baba-e-Qoom bohat pereshaan hai.
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( 24 )
Har bar mosam ki tarah badal jatey ho
h
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Har bar mosam ki tarah badal jatey ho
har naye din hmara dil dokhate ho
yeh sun ker hamari rooh to kaamp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone waley soap sey n >> |
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( 25 )
Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur dua kia b
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| Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur dua kia bache naike niklyen,pahla bacha namaz perta huwa nikla,doosra tasbeeh kerta huwa nikla,teesra bacha ande se na >> |
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( 26 )
Ik admi k uper se snak guzar gia to woh
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| Ik admi k uper se snak guzar gia to woh rone laga logoon ne pocha keyoun ro reh ho sanp ne tumhain dasa to nahi to us ne kaha main is liye nhi roraha >> |
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( 27 )
1 sardar apnay betay se! beta kisi se na
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1 sardar apnay betay se! beta kisi se na darna q k too shair ka puttur he
beta!han mujhay maloom he ammi aksar kehti rehti hen
sardar!kia kehti hen? >> |
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( 28 )
Dosti karo telenor wali se
pyar karo ja
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Dosti karo telenor wali se
pyar karo jazz wali se
Date maro ufone wali se
Ankh larao paktel wali se
lambi baat karo warid wali se
per
per
Sha >> |
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( 29 )
Ek Bhikari Nay Ghar K Bahar Say Awaz Lag
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| Ek Bhikari Nay Ghar K Bahar Say Awaz Lagai Babo ji R oti Milay gey .Andar Say Awaz I Biwi Ghar PER NAHI Hay!Bhikari!Main Chom Miyan Nahi ROti Mangi Ha >> |
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( 30 )
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sakho ge
Dil main jo baat hai kisi ko bata na sakho ge
karo ge jawani main jo GIRL FRIEND pe kharche
Bhurape tak uss >> |
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