(1) Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah
Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain >>
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(2) Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua... >>
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(3) Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabh
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". >>
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(4) 2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo su
2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apn >>
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(5) Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar A
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan leg >>
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(6) agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or
agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????


iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy >>
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(7) aik pathan:larki sa muj sa sha
aik pathan:larki sa muj sa shaadi kar lo tum k oswab milay ga
larki: woh kasay PATHAN hamary ghar bacha ho ga hum us ka name swab khan rakhay ga >>
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(8) palat ke dekh aye zalim tamann
palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai




agar tum makeup karte ho to shave hum bhi karte hai >>
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(9) Har mard ki life dekho to Wit
Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN >>
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(10) Positive thinking Poem:- Litt
Positive thinking Poem:-
Little bird in the sky, Dropping Its "Potti" on your Eye. U dont worry, You dony cry,You just thank God, That cows dont Fly >>
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(11) Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir
Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya >>
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(12) Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka leve
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan au >>
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(13) hasband or is ke wife apny bac
hasband or is ke wife apny bachy k lye robot lay kar aye

Jo bhi jhot bolta us k thapar marta

Son: abu aj me bemar ho school nahi jaon ga

Chat >>
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(14) Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hot
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo k >>
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(15) Bethe the tere yaad main tanha
Bethe the tere yaad main tanha aik shaam,
liya aik kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasweer banai teri aur likha ye peghaam,zinda pakerne walay ko 50,000 >>
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(16) Wonderful Combination's in thi
Wonderful Combination's in this world.....
Heart & Beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
Fish & Water.

My Costly Msgz & Ur muft Ki >>
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(17) GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES! >>
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(18) Paharoon k pichay se bulbul ki
Paharoon k pichay se bulbul ki sada nikli,
Ashiq bachar kiya kary mashuq hi bewafa nikli. >>
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(19) 2 Sardar brothers were in same
2 Sardar brothers were in same class in schoool.
Teacher :
Tum dono nay apnay father ka naam different kyu likha hai?
Sardar Brothers:
Tusi fer k >>
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(20) sardar to a cardiologist: how
sardar to a cardiologist: how dare u tell my wife that she has a cute vagina ?

Doc: Abe Chutiye i told her that she has Acute Anqina.... >>
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(21) Sardar liked a short girl for
Sardar liked a short girl for marry.

Why ?


Because guru jee advised him that musibatjitni choti ho utni hi acha hai. >>
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(22) Marne par hamein jannat mile n
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
>>
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(23) Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha
Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…

Chhote: Kal main busy hoon

Bade: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?

Chhote: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeti >>
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(24) Chote: - Chotey ye le badam kh
Chote: - Chotey ye le badam khaa…

Bade: - Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…

Chote: - Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…

Bade: - acha…t >>
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(25) Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA)
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun D >>
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(26) Utho saathio or mulk ka kuch B
Utho saathio or mulk ka kuch Bhala karo.
jaaagggooo!
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Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tm to wapas so sojao isi me hi mulk k >>
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(27) wo bole k mehfil mein kahin ha
wo bole k mehfil mein kahin hamare joote kho gaye...
to hum ghar kaise jayenge..
hum ne kaha ap shairi to shuru kijie
itne ayenge k ap ghin b nahi >>
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(28) ASMAN PE JITNE TAARE HAIN ANK
ASMAN PE JITNE TAARE HAIN
ANKHO MEIN JITNE ISHAARE HAIN
SAMANDAR K JITNE KINARE HAIN
UTNE HI SCREW DHILE TUMHARE HAIN >>
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(29) BOY:yeh chaaku q ubaal rahr ho
BOY:yeh chaaku q ubaal rahr ho

GIRL:Suicide karne ke liye

BOY:To phir ubalne ki kya zaruri hai?

GIRL:kahin infection na ho jaaye >>
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(30) No matter how high the sky is,
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU.
They re none o >>
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