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1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or jan

1 admi chupke se jahanum se nikla or janat me chala gaya fristey ne pakar ker khub mara admi uta or bola tuhade ina harktan to koi janat wich nai anda >>

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Extreme of fashion? Dhotee with zip

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

-Blank visiting card

Exteme of stupidity?

-looking through a keyhole of a gla >>

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( 3 )
A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doc

A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child....
"My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Che >>

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3 aadmi jahanam main jain ge 1 jo kisi

3 aadmi jahanam main jain ge
1 jo kisi ko qatal kare ga

2 jo alllah k sath kisi ko sharik therai ga

3 jo (Q) league ko vote de ga >>

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morning voices UK:Hi dear USA:Good M

morning voices

UK:Hi dear
USA:Good Morning
CHINA:Mehow
JAPAN:Shanhow
ITALY:Manichi
INDIA:Namastay
FRANCE:Sanchay
IN PAKISTAN:Uth kanjra 10 w >>

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( 6 )
6 : What's the diff between Dava &d Daru

6 : What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad >>

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( 7 )
• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb:

• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain >>

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: Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer

: Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai >>

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I LOVE U YES I LOVE U SACH MAI, I L

I LOVE U
YES I LOVE U
SACH MAI,

I LOVE U
PLZ BELIEVE ME KYUN K DOCTOR KEHTA HAI K PAGLON KA ILAAJ PYAAR SE HOTA HAI....!
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( 10 )
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye Aasman Se

Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye
Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun
Lekin Tum Unka Karo Gi >>

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( 11 )
Kaise lagta hai? Barsti barish main haw

Kaise lagta hai?
Barsti barish main hawa k jhonkon k sung
Khamoshi se chalet hue koi app ka hath thaam k
Holay se keh de
Dekh k bahi GATAR hai…
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( 12 )
Meherban Kadardan Saheban Dekh tamas

Meherban
Kadardan
Saheban
Dekh tamasha
Meri jaan
Ye Bandar ab SMS parhe ga or muskraye ga
Or SMS forward kar k apni hoshyari dekhye ga
Taliyan >>

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( 13 )
Aankhon main aansu aa jate hain Phir b

Aankhon main aansu aa jate hain
Phir b labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai
Ye haal tab hota hai yaaro
Jab lambay safar main TATTI rokni parti hai…
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( 14 )
Savery jaldi uth k naha k saf jay kapr

Savery jaldi uth k naha k saf jay kapray pa k
Masjid ja k Allah agy sajdy pa k
Aakhan band kar k suchy dil na puch
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi
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App pagal ho yar mano app pagal ho Gusa

App pagal ho yar mano app pagal ho
Gusa kiyon karte ho waisay app pagal ho
P=pyare
A=ache
G=gum sum
A=anmol
L=lovely
Dikha app kitne pagal ho…
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Kiya ap close up kertay hain? Kiay ap c

Kiya ap close up kertay hain?
Kiay ap confidence say chaltay hein?
Kiya ap penality bharte hai?
“Mobile“ k bill say bhartay hain?
To SMs kiuon nah >>

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( 17 )
Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn

Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam >>

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( 18 )
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Mo

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab ke >>

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Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms kerna,

In kanjoson gharebon ka inbox bharna,

Mere ALLAH ab inhe bi aa jaye sharam,

Ye sms parhte hee in >>

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Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha, Ashwariya me

Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain
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( 21 )
1 admi ne kaha:is zindagi se tu mut achi

1 admi ne kaha:is zindagi se tu mut achi hai.
1 dam farishta aya aur kaha k tmhari jan nikalne ka hukum howa hai
Admi yelo banda yahan mazak b nh kr >>

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( 22 )
Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadm

Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..

"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"

UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha >>

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( 23 )
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya........

Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya........

Ja ke nadi main kood
gaya............

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi

sahenge.......

Aik ghar mai >>

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( 24 )
Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se Yeh Ham

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai
Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai
Aur Yeh 1 Rupya Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai... >>

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Sardar On Cycle Hit Lady Accidently La

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru? >>

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Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha: M

Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha:
Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa Dain
Farishta:
Nikah Tou Kerwa Dengay
Pehley Koi Maulvi Tou Jannat >>

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Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha

Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms >>

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1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki

1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai >>

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Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay. 1..R

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay.

1..Rozana Brush karna
2..Choclate or sweets kam khana
3..
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mujse kabhi panga na lena... So keep s >>

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Subah jaldi uth k, Naha K, Saa

Subah jaldi uth k,

Naha K,

Saaf Kapde Pehen K,

Masjid Jao,

ALLAH K Agay Sajda Karke,

Aankhein Band Karke,

Sache Dil Se P >>

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