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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
“ Bet
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Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .
“ Beta Dil Laga K Parhana “
Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai
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( 2 )
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hog
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Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhi >> |
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( 3 )
Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bom
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Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam‘s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he >> |
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( 4 )
Jo dil main ha
Use jatate rehna
Jise c
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Jo dil main ha
Use jatate rehna
Jise chahte ho
Use batate rehna
Nahin to?
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Nahi to kya?
Uski shaadi me
‘TENT‘ aur ‘KURSI‘
Sajaatay reh >> |
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( 5 )
in the universty
frist day
one day.
o
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in the universty
frist day
one day.
one boy one gril
secend day
same boy secend gril
third day
same boy third gril
moral.larke nahi badalte
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( 6 )
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gay
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ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA >> |
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( 7 )
Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay ala
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Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..? >> |
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( 9 )
Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
B
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Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Beqabu se mere jazbat hain
ji chahta hai tum ko chura lain tumhi se,
par papa kehte hain keh chori karna buri >> |
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( 10 )
Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har
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Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun... >> |
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( 11 )
HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI HE
J
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HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI HE
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI
‘SMS >> |
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( 14 )
Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k ran
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| Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan....Chakko Rajaai te so >> |
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( 15 )
muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan"
do
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muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan"
doosri bar ho to"apna pan"
teesri bar ho to "deewana pan"
or agr bar bar ho to"BANDA BAN":-) >> |
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( 17 )
barish ho or zameen geele na ho,
dhoop
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barish ho or zameen geele na ho,
dhoop niklay or sarson peelee ne ho,
aap nay ye kaisay soch lia ,,,,,,,,,,,,,k?
neend mein aap ka khayal aye or >> |
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( 19 )
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is du
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is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
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( 20 )
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka
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| pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai >> |
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( 21 )
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil
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| Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aa >> |
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( 22 )
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota
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Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota >> |
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( 24 )
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge
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teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum >> |
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( 27 )
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
ji
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thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekar >> |
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( 29 )
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh >> |
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( 30 )
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage
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Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhok >> |
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