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( 1 )
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . . “ Bet
Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

“ Beta Dil Laga K Parhana “

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai
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Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hog
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhi >>
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Pakistan means P=Pistol A=Atom bom
Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam‘s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he >>
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( 4 )
Jo dil main ha Use jatate rehna Jise c
Jo dil main ha
Use jatate rehna
Jise chahte ho
Use batate rehna
Nahin to?
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Nahi to kya?
Uski shaadi me
‘TENT‘ aur ‘KURSI‘
Sajaatay reh >>
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in the universty frist day one day. o
in the universty
frist day
one day.
one boy one gril
secend day
same boy secend gril
third day
same boy third gril
moral.larke nahi badalte
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( 6 )
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gay
ek KANJOOS ka ghar ko AAG( FIRE )lag gayee,
wo Appne ghar ko bacha na saka . sochoo kiyon ? ? ? "
WO SARRI RAAT FIRE BRIGADE WALOO KO MISS CALL DETA >>
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( 7 )
Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON Alay ala
Aj aap ko BACHPAAN YAAD DILAON
Alay alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala
baccha!
Sweetooo!
Paalo!
Shonoo!
Mmmuaaahhh!
Ohh!ghande Yeeh kya kia..? >>
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( 8 )
u r 70%beautifull ur 75% sweet u r 85%
u r 70%beautifull
ur 75% sweet
u r 85% naughty
u r 90% cute
u r 100% lovely
TOTal
70+75+85+90+100=u R 420
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( 9 )
Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai, B
Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Beqabu se mere jazbat hain
ji chahta hai tum ko chura lain tumhi se,
par papa kehte hain keh chori karna buri >>
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( 10 )
Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har
Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru,
Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun... >>
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( 11 )
HAMARE LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HE J
HAMARE LIFE US WAQT
COMPLETE HOTI HE
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HON
OR HAMARE
CHOTE CHOTE
PYARE PYARE
SWEET SWEET
NANNY MUNNY
SHRARTI SHARARTI
‘SMS >>
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( 12 )
Hum ko hume se chura lo,,dil me kahein t
Hum ko hume se chura lo,,dil me kahein tum chupa lo,,pass ao galy se laga lo,,
thero?
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Pehly
SAFEGUARD sy naha lo..
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( 13 )
ollege wali:- MASALAY DAR office wal
ollege wali:-
MASALAY DAR

office wali:-
NARUM NARUM

muhalay wali:-
GARAM GARAM >>
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( 14 )
Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k ran
Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan....Chakko Rajaai te so >>
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muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan" do
muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan"
doosri bar ho to"apna pan"
teesri bar ho to "deewana pan"
or agr bar bar ho to"BANDA BAN":-) >>
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( 16 )
dil ke dewar pay naam lika tara asman ke
dil ke dewar pay naam lika tara asman ke hawa may naam likaha tara to hi thi kambakat warna pani may bhi tara naam likdata
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( 17 )
barish ho or zameen geele na ho, dhoop
barish ho or zameen geele na ho,
dhoop niklay or sarson peelee ne ho,

aap nay ye kaisay soch lia ,,,,,,,,,,,,,k?
neend mein aap ka khayal aye or >>
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( 18 )
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19 in sub ko add k
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19 in sub ko add karo tu 100 banay ga ab in main se kon se 5 number hai jin ko add karoo tu 50 banay ga.
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( 19 )
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge, is du
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
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pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai >>
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( 21 )
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aa >>
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( 22 )
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota >>
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( 23 )
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pa
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer >>
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( 24 )
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum >>
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( 25 )
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hot
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota >>
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Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do, Ye, Koi M
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.

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thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko , ji
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekar >>
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( 28 )
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar pe
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per >>
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh >>
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( 30 )
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani ko zindage
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhok >>
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