(1) When I call you: 1 ri
When I call you:
1 ring means - Im missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - Im thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ri >>
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(2) ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke n
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin >>
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(3) System of love:
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
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(4) Pledge Of Boys: P
Pledge Of Boys:
Pakistan is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is >>
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(5) Koi pathar se na maare mere d
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron Udaa do saale ko.
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(6) Wife- i will die. Husb
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta: >>
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(7) Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s bcoz
Time pass ke liye koi >>
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(8) Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very V
Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ?
Mind U - It’s Really Very Very Urgent,
Damn Serious And Very Imp
I m >>
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(9) God Saw Ur Parents Hungry, He
God Saw Ur Parents Hungry, He Created “Pizzas”
God Saw They Are Thirsty He Created, “Pepsi”
He Saw Them Walking He Created, “Car >>
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(10) Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali
Jise Dil Diya Woh Delhi Chali Gayi
Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi Kar Le Zalim
Bijali Ko H >>
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(11) Shaam Hotay Hee Yeh Dil Udass
Shaam Hotay Hee Yeh Dil Udass Hota Hai......Toote Khaboo K Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai......Tumhari Yaad Asay Waqt Bohat Ati Hai........Bandar Jab Koi >>
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(12) JazZ Menu Mein Khusamdeed,,,,
JazZ Menu Mein Khusamdeed,,,,Mangni K Liye 1 Press Karein,,,,Shadi K Liye 2 Press Karein,,,,,Talak K Liye 3 Press Karein,,,,Aur,,,,Biwi Say Nijat K L >>
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(13) Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha
Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha K Maa Mein Kitna Bdsoorat Hoon Maa Ne Kaha k Beta Allah Ka Shukar Ada Karoo Us Ko Bhi Deekh Jo Iss Ko Parah Raha Hai >>
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(14) Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub
Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub Se Kaha K Apnay Gunha Paper Per Likho.......Sub Ne Apnay Gunha Likhay.........Achanak App Ki Awaz Aye ................. >>
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(15) Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho
Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho Gi...Sitaroon Ko Bhi Muskurahat Ati Ho Gi...Tum Lakh Chopao Duniya Se Magar Akaily May Apni Shakal Per Hansi Tou Ati Ho >>
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(16) Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms milt
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo. Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna >>
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(17) All Pakistan Pathan Associatio
All Pakistan Pathan Association ka hangami ijlaas hoa hai jis may ye muttafiqa faisala hoa hai k
"Hum 1 ghanta agay nahi kar saktay, hum say 2 ghanta >>
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(18) rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KY
rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KYA !
QUALFICATION ,GRADUATION WITH 50% MARKS.
SALARY 80000 PER MONTH.
GOLDEN CHANCE HAI MISS MAT KARNA . . .
SU >>
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(19) Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh
Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh Ko Bhulaya Ho ga.
Mere Yadoon Nay Ussay Khub Rulaya Ho Ga.
Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chalki Hoo Gi.
Uss Nay Chahra >>
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(20) Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay Ai
Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay
Aik Phool Ko Chunay Ke Khaatir
Kaantoan Say Zakhmee Hotey Thay
Jo Phool Jhooli Main Aa Girtaa
Ussay Chunay Say Dar Jaat >>
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(21) AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA
AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA WO APNE HI HUSN KA DEWANA HO GAYA MUQABALA HUSN MAI HISA LIYA AAP NE B OURON KO TO CUP MILA PAR AAP KO JURMANA HO GAYA >>
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(22) WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MO
WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MOOD HO TAB BAAT KARTE HO



EK ZAMANA THA JAB HAR PAL SMS KARTE THY
AB TO KARACHI KI BARISH KI TARHA YAAD KARTE HO >>
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(23) biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar
biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar sey jaldi kaise aa gaye ?
shohar: achanak mere boss ko gussa aya our bola "jahanum mei jao" to mei foran utha our tuma >>
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(24) 1 makrani bohot dair se ek Has
1 makrani bohot dair se ek Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha,

LARKI,Kya dekh rahe ho?

Makrani,hum soch raha tha k agr tum hamara maa hota to hm b KH >>
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(25) DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE
DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE CHAPEL PEHNLOON GERNIYAN JO AAGAYE HE NA ABDUL GHAFAR SOORO.03345425891 >>
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(26) sms Mere dost ko hello kehna
sms Mere dost ko hello kehna save"kre to Thanks kehna mujhe yaad kre to "i miss u 2"kehna delete kre to kas k papi len >>
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(27) Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai..
Zindagi Mein Pyar Kis NePaya Hai..
Hum Us Ki Yadoon Mein Jhoomte Rehte Hain..
Aur Zamana Kehta Hai..
Dekho Aj Phi >>
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(28) machar ki makhi say shadi ho g
machar ki makhi say shadi ho gai
pehli hi raat barbadi ho gai
machar ki kismat khoti thi
makhi mortin laga ker soti thi >>
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(29) don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor
don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor di hai
ek madrsa banaya hai so pleas balance ki soorat mai don ko chanda day ker aakhrat swarain
aap ka khadim


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(30) QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE
QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO......
SAB NE APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHE, K ACHANAK AP KI AWAZ AI...... >>
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