(1) Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha
Ak Monkey Ne Apni Maa Se Kaha K Maa Mein Kitna Bdsoorat Hoon Maa Ne Kaha k Beta Allah Ka Shukar Ada Karoo Us Ko Bhi Deekh Jo Iss Ko Parah Raha Hai >>
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(2) Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub
Kayamat K Din Frishton Ne Sub Se Kaha K Apnay Gunha Paper Per Likho.......Sub Ne Apnay Gunha Likhay.........Achanak App Ki Awaz Aye ................. >>
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(3) Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho
Chand Per Kali Ghuta Chati Ho Gi...Sitaroon Ko Bhi Muskurahat Ati Ho Gi...Tum Lakh Chopao Duniya Se Magar Akaily May Apni Shakal Per Hansi Tou Ati Ho >>
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(4) Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms milt
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo. Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna >>
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(5) All Pakistan Pathan Associatio
All Pakistan Pathan Association ka hangami ijlaas hoa hai jis may ye muttafiqa faisala hoa hai k
"Hum 1 ghanta agay nahi kar saktay, hum say 2 ghanta >>
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(6) rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KY
rAILWAY MEI JOB HAI!KARO GE KYA !
QUALFICATION ,GRADUATION WITH 50% MARKS.
SALARY 80000 PER MONTH.
GOLDEN CHANCE HAI MISS MAT KARNA . . .
SU >>
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(7) Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh
Kitne Aziyat Say Uss Nay Mujh Ko Bhulaya Ho ga.
Mere Yadoon Nay Ussay Khub Rulaya Ho Ga.
Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chalki Hoo Gi.
Uss Nay Chahra >>
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(8) Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay Ai
Hum Kaise Pagal Hotey Thay
Aik Phool Ko Chunay Ke Khaatir
Kaantoan Say Zakhmee Hotey Thay
Jo Phool Jhooli Main Aa Girtaa
Ussay Chunay Say Dar Jaat >>
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(9) AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA
AAINA DEKH KAR BEGANA HO GAYA WO APNE HI HUSN KA DEWANA HO GAYA MUQABALA HUSN MAI HISA LIYA AAP NE B OURON KO TO CUP MILA PAR AAP KO JURMANA HO GAYA >>
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(10) WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MO
WAQR MILE TAB YAAD KARTE HO MOOD HO TAB BAAT KARTE HO



EK ZAMANA THA JAB HAR PAL SMS KARTE THY
AB TO KARACHI KI BARISH KI TARHA YAAD KARTE HO >>
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(11) biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar
biwi shohar say: aaj ap daftar sey jaldi kaise aa gaye ?
shohar: achanak mere boss ko gussa aya our bola "jahanum mei jao" to mei foran utha our tuma >>
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(12) 1 makrani bohot dair se ek Has
1 makrani bohot dair se ek Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha,

LARKI,Kya dekh rahe ho?

Makrani,hum soch raha tha k agr tum hamara maa hota to hm b KH >>
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(13) DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE
DIL TO CHAHTA HE JOOTA UTAR KE CHAPEL PEHNLOON GERNIYAN JO AAGAYE HE NA ABDUL GHAFAR SOORO.03345425891 >>
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(14) sms Mere dost ko hello kehna
sms Mere dost ko hello kehna save"kre to Thanks kehna mujhe yaad kre to "i miss u 2"kehna delete kre to kas k papi len >>
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(15) Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai
Har Taraf Khamoshi Ka Saya Hai..
Zindagi Mein Pyar Kis NePaya Hai..
Hum Us Ki Yadoon Mein Jhoomte Rehte Hain..
Aur Zamana Kehta Hai..
Dekho Aj Phi >>
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(16) machar ki makhi say shadi ho g
machar ki makhi say shadi ho gai
pehli hi raat barbadi ho gai
machar ki kismat khoti thi
makhi mortin laga ker soti thi >>
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(17) don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor
don ney ab jorm ki dunia chor di hai
ek madrsa banaya hai so pleas balance ki soorat mai don ko chanda day ker aakhrat swarain
aap ka khadim


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(18) QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE
QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO......
SAB NE APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHE, K ACHANAK AP KI AWAZ AI...... >>
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(19) girls attitude If u treat her
girls attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says”mujhay i >>
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(20) !! ||Girls Psychology|| !!! *
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with >>
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(21) Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladk
Kaheen ik masoom nazuk si ladki
Bohat khobsoort mager sanwali si
Mujhay apnay khwabon ki banhoon main paa ker
Kabhi neend main muskurati tu ho gi
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(22) Aaj kal larkiyon k kapray.. Y
Aaj kal larkiyon k kapray..
Yahan se LESS
Wahan se LESS
Kabhi sleevless
to
Kabhi backless
Or koi larka ghuur k dekhay to
“Ohh How
MannerLESS!” >>
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(23) Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak
Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhu >>
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(24) bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us l
bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khus >>
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(25) Larki k galon pr gulab ki pank
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar se marne pr responses: English girl: U r too naughty sweet heart! Urdu grl:Na kro na janu! Punjabi grl: Hut ve >>
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(26) Larki k galon pr gulab ki pank
Larki k galon pr gulab ki pankhri pyar se marne pr responses:
English girl: U r too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu grl:Na kro na janu!
Punjabi grl: Hut >>
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(27) Chaval Day; Ye msg us ko bhai
Chaval Day;
Ye msg us ko bhaijo jo dunia ka sab say bara chaval ho.main ne to bhaj dia ab mughay bhaj ker aik our chaval mat marna >>
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(28) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Khar >>
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(29) AASMAN PE KALI GHATA CHHAI HAI
AASMAN PE KALI GHATA CHHAI HAI

AAJ PHIR GHAR WALI SE MAR KHAI HAI

KEHTI HE SUDHAR JAO LEKIN GALTI MERI NAHI

KAM WALI AAJ PHIR TAYYAR HOKAR A >>
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(30) Loya vaich, Lelon vaich, Addhi
Loya vaich, Lelon vaich, Addhi walian jutian vaich, Radi Akhbar te chan bura vaich, balance pova

te meno call ker
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