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| Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta hoon
pipe se , Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon
wife se
Nurse boli:mubarak ho sardarji aap papa ban gaye..
sadarji bole:meri wife ko nahi bolna...mein use surprise dunga!
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki
detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai ,
na koi aur
hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA ,
aur na dhulai
RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| MoBILE
what is a similarity between moblie & marriage?
'kash thode din ruk jaata to achha model mil jaata..!! |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| kabhi kahbhi meri dil main khayaal aata hai
kabhi kahbhi meri dil main khayaal aata hai
'ke kyu kabhi kabhi meri dil main khayal aata hai'
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya , to night ko sleeping
chor diya , tere face ki gentle beauty ne , mere kind heart ko phor diya
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi
Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS
Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I want a place in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Larka : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya……..
Larki : Arey Ull To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band
hai , wah wah! wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS
aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha....
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur
mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume
to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Woh B kya Din the jab hum Haseenon k Galey mila kartey the,
Yeh un dinon k baat hai jab hum 2 saal k hua kartey the.
___________________
___________________
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KYA SAMjh….
Isye ketey hain lin Mrna.
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| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Sab sey pahle Kiss karo,
Phir Bistar par leta do,
Phir Dono tangain oopar utha kay,
Nechay hath laga ke dekho ….
Munay ne agar susu kia hai to Nappey badal do.. |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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| Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge |
| Posted on : [06/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0345-2065963
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