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(1) Captain:
Nojawano! Aagy
Captain:
Nojawano! Aagy barho..!
Pathan aagay nahi barha
Captain:Tum aagay kyon nahi barhay?
Patha >> 
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(2) Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Charas
Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha..
Achanak Police Aagayi.
Tou Charsi Nay Charas Chupa Diya..
Police: Kia Kar Ra >> 
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(3) "Dunia sirf
larkiyon k
"Dunia sirf
larkiyon k liye hy"
Larki zor se
hanse to
Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to
Dungar,
Ag >> 
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(4) ..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773
..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773
..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773 >> 
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(5) Pathan Dukaan Wale Se.
Pathan Dukaan Wale Se.
or janab kese ho Dukan Wala
bas apki dua chaye
Pathan
o beghairat wo hm tmko ni dega
Dukan W >> 
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(6) Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay
Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain FARAZ
Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai
Is Liye Band Hai.
Nmak Ba >> 
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(7) Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay
Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain FARAZ
Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai
Is Liye Band Hai.
Nmak Ba >> 
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(8) M U H A B B A T
I S H Q
M U H A B B A T
I S H Q
PYAR
or
Dosti
Ye 4 chezen hr tufan ka muqabla kr skti hain
Mgr 1 cheez in sb ko khtm >> 
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(9) Nakal ka zmana 1din khtam hojy
Nakal ka zmana 1din khtam hojyga,
hr class mai foji ajayga,
5 sal tk koi matric na kr paye ga,
tou hr studnt cnter sy ye keh k ja >> 
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(10) Teacher:
Radio or akhba
Teacher:
Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?
Pathan (bohat soch k):
Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai,
Maga >> 
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(11) Aik pathan pani pee raha tha
Aik pathan pani pee raha tha
…
Ab kya?
Pathan pani b nhi pee skta?? Is par bhi joke chahiye?
Jaan lay lo pathanon ki. >> 
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(12) Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen c
Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen charon taraf se gheir liya hai
Major Sardar:Excellent Yani Hum ksi b taraf se dushmn pr attack kr skty hain :-D … >> 
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(13) Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete th
Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5,ab 1 rpya Q?
Admi pehle may knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen
Fkeer: bht khob,mtlab mery pai >> 
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(14) To Live a Life,
We need
To Live a Life,
We need
Brain,
Intelligence,
Knowledge,
Expression,
Look,
Luck,
Mental Stabili >> 
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(15) Hum ne ye keh kar building se
Hum ne ye keh kar building se chalang laga di
faraz
.
.
.
.
k
.
AaZMA LUCK AaZMA.
AaZMA >> 
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(16) 2009 ki kuch STORIES
>1
2009 ki kuch STORIES
>1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne k lye neche utra khu >> 
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(17) Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab A
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai
PATHAN: O mera “KHUDA”
Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Me >> 
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(18) Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwa
Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,
“Bhai jan!
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(19) ATANG MSG
A Confusion:<
ATANG MSG
A Confusion:
American, pathan ko kse kahey ga k ‘OPEN THE DOOR’
.
.
.
Ans:
Isko full Americ >> 
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(20) Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora
Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan
Ufff !
Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska
Haii
Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hy
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(21) Pathan k ek jumlay ne photogra
Pathan k ek jumlay ne photographr ko pagal kar diya:
“yara! Pasport size potoo nikalo lekin mera chapal b aana chaeye. >> 
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(22) Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi
Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi gehri hain
Ji chahta hy k in main duob jaun
__(“,)/__
- , – , – , – , -
Oye minu baar Kaddo. >> 
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(23) Technology has its own limitat
Technology has its own limitations….’
Google may be the most powerful search engine,but still
can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost >> 
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(24) Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.
Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.
Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
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(25) Aap mein 10 qualities hain..
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..
1. Aap bohat achay hain.
2.Ap bohat smart hain.
3.Ap bohut cute hain.
4.
5.
6.< >> 
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(26) Mere Dil K Kone Se Ye Awaz Ai
Mere Dil K Kone Se Ye Awaz Ai Hai
Sham Ko Tere Ane Ki Khabar Lai Hai
Maire Aangan K Phool Bi Ye Sun Kar Khel Uthe
To Mara Sajan N >> 
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(27) Raat ko 2 Sardar chhat pe so r
Raat ko 2 Sardar chhat pe so rahe the
1sardar dosre se:Yar maachis kahan hay?
2nd:Teeli jala k dekh le yahin hoge >> 
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(28) Teacher: tell me the perfect e
Teacher: tell me the perfect example for newtons 3rd law?
Student: whenever i open my book, my eyes close automatically…
Action ka React >> 
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(29) Ek pathan doosre pathan se
Ek pathan doosre pathan se
Pathan1:ap ke father ka name kiya he?
Pathan2:us ka name pareshan khan he
Pathan1:kiya shaadi shuda he >> 
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(30) Main jb b
App ko dekha<
Main jb b
App ko dekha
App ko Jana
Ap ko mesoos kya
Ap ko ek farishtey jesa paya
Jis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni h >> 
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