(12) Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen c
Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen charon taraf se gheir liya hai

Major Sardar:Excellent Yani Hum ksi b taraf se dushmn pr attack kr skty hain :-D … >>
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(13) Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete th
Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5,ab 1 rpya Q?

Admi pehle may knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen

Fkeer: bht khob,mtlab mery pai >>
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(14) To Live a Life,
We need
To Live a Life,

We need

Brain,

Intelligence,

Knowledge,

Expression,

Look,

Luck,

Mental Stabili >>
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(15) Hum ne ye keh kar building se
Hum ne ye keh kar building se chalang laga di

faraz

.

.

.

.

k

.

AaZMA LUCK AaZMA.

AaZMA >>
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(16) 2009 ki kuch STORIES
>1
2009 ki kuch STORIES

>1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne k lye neche utra khu >>
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(17) Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab A
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai

PATHAN: O mera “KHUDA”

Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai,

B.V Mera Hospital Me >>
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(18) Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwa
Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,

Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,

“Bhai jan!
>
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(19) ATANG MSG
A Confusion:<
ATANG MSG

A Confusion:

American, pathan ko kse kahey ga k ‘OPEN THE DOOR’

.

.

.

Ans:

Isko full Americ >>
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(20) Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora
Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan

Ufff !

Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska

Haii

Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hy

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(21) Pathan k ek jumlay ne photogra
Pathan k ek jumlay ne photographr ko pagal kar diya:

“yara! Pasport size potoo nikalo lekin mera chapal b aana chaeye. >>
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(22) Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi
Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi gehri hain

Ji chahta hy k in main duob jaun

__(“,)/__

- , – , – , – , -

Oye minu baar Kaddo. >>
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(23) Technology has its own limitat
Technology has its own limitations….’

Google may be the most powerful search engine,but still

can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost >>
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(24) Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?

Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?

Because of Evaporation.

Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?

Because of Earths Rotation.

Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
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(25) Aap mein 10 qualities hain..
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..

1. Aap bohat achay hain.

2.Ap bohat smart hain.

3.Ap bohut cute hain.

4.

5.

6.< >>
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