(1) maei ankhon ko sapne phir dikh
maei ankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,
bujhti saanson mein mehek phir jaga gaya koi
kiya yeh sach much pyaar hai
ya phir se TOPI pehna gaya koi >>
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(2) HUM HUM HAI, TUM TUM HO, NA
HUM HUM HAI,
TUM TUM HO,
NA TUM KAM HO
NA HUM KAM HAI.
TU PHIR KIS BAAT KA GHUM HAI
SMS BHEJTE RAHO
TABHI LAGEGA
MOBILE RAKHNE WALY MAY DAM HAI >>
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(3) AGAR AP KO KBI B MERI KOI BA
AGAR AP KO
KBI B MERI
KOI BAAT
YA KOI SMS
BURA LAGAU TO
AP KO YE PURA HAQ
HAI K AAP APNA
MOBILE ZOOR
SAY DEWAR PE
MAR DEN.
HA HA HA HA HA HA >>
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(4) MUBARIK HO...!! MSG NA KARNE
MUBARIK HO...!!
MSG NA KARNE PER APKO MBA KI DIGREE DI JATI HAI.
MBA MEANS?
"MEMBER OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION"
CHALO AB YE MSG DOSARAY BHIKARION KO S >>
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(5) sochta hun k ye daulat ye la
sochta hun k
ye daulat
ye larkiyan
ye banglay
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar l aisho aram
sab chor ke kahi
chalo jaon
lekin
phr
sochta hun

pehl >>
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(6) 1 bar jaan mang k to dekh 1
1 bar jaan mang k to dekh

1 bar yad kar k to dekh

agar hum na aye to samajh lene

.

.

.

.

.

nawab soye hue haan

aor cellphon >>
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(7) u know how much i miss u? j
u know how much i miss u?

jitne DESERT me WATER hai

jitne ZAMEEN pe STAR hai

jitne SKY per TREES hain

&

jitna kisi GANJAY k sir pe BAAL >>
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(8) na kisi ko chera karo. na kis
na kisi ko chera karo.
na kisi se panga liya karo.
na kisi ko dil diya karo.
na kisi se dil liya karo.
bus
roz roz
GOOD MILK
pia karo...
healt >>
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(9) Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho la
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi ni >>
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(10) Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena

Kanjusi ki zindagi kya jeena yarun

kabhie hamari tarah bhi jeya karo

roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati...

kabhie khud bhi sms kiya karo >>
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(11) Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k
Ek Pathan aag bujha raha tha k uski paad nikal gaye....
dosri baar phir bujhaya to phir nikal gaye
pathan pechay ghooma or bola "chal pehlay to Bujh >>
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(12) Memon : yaar zara tooth brush
Memon : yaar zara tooth brush dena,mere tooth brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai...

Shopkeeper: ek baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahay hoo ?

Memon: >>
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(13) Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey....??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, n >>
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(14) Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya th
Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya tha.....












keh raha tha koi pathar se na maray mere dewanay ko...






Bomb ka zamana hai u >>
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(15) Father Asked to His Son-In-Law
Father Asked to His Son-In-Law:

Beta Sharab peetay hoo....
han

cigrette peetay hoo
han

badmashi kartay hoo
han

Joa kheltay hoo
han

>>
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(16) Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun s
Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun se khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah college bhi jana hai...[:P]
>>
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(17) Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka
Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???

Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!! >>
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(18) Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...
Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..

"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"

UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha >>
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(19) Chand per Apkta naam likhne to
Chand per Apkta naam likhne to jee chahta hai..















Pehli baat to ye k haath nahi jata hai or dosri baat ye khayal hamesha >>
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(20) dil k mehmaan ban jao,,, aa
dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,

aankhon ka armaan ban jao,,

honton ki muskaan ban jao...

yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin?

.
.
pehle zra insaan to ba >>
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(21) Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine
Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta ha >>
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(22) BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI

>>
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(23) a blessed kiss on the head a
a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is on cheeks
a passionate kiss on lips
a romantic kiss on neck

but


seriously hottest is on



iron:- >>
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(24) Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge ja
Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge

jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge

jab aap hamein bhool jaoge



tb



aisa




thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayeg >>
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(25) 1 + 1 = 2 i love u 2 + 2 =
1 + 1 = 2
i love u

2 + 2 = 4
love me more

3 + 3 = 6
love is fix

4 + 4 = 8
love is great

5 + 5 = 10
love u my friend
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(26) pholon may tum khayalo may tum
pholon may tum khayalo may tum bagho may tum dil may tum.


oye tussi ghar we bendey o key pherdey rendey o.
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(27) DO AND DIE TRY TRY AND TRY D
DO AND DIE
TRY TRY AND TRY
DON,T NEVER SAY WHY
IF YOU SAY WHY
THEN YOU WILL DIE >>
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(28) NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI
NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA CHAHRA ANKHO ME BAS JATA HA,
IK DAM SE MERI ANKH KHUL JATI HA,
OR DIL SE SIRF YAHI AWAZ ATI HA,





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(29) BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Offi
BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Office may Kaam hote hain... Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... Dil ki khunn >>
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(30) When i open my eyes every morn
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! >>
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