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har khushi teri taraf moor dun.terey lie
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har khushi teri taraf moor dun.terey liey chand tarey tk tore dun.khushion k darwazey terey liey khol dun.itna kafi hai k 2,4 jhoot or bool dun >>  |
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kahne ko to bhul chuki thi, phir bhi
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| kahne ko to bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho ,tum kabhi bhuli nahi thi, sirf anjaane mein pukarti ho,, >> |
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( 3 )
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PHONE baja:
Husband: fone mere liye ho to kehna mai >> |
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( 4 )
boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan me
kuch ga
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boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan me
kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa
kuch namkeen sa
kuch meetha sa
kaho,,,,,,,,
girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,HALWA PURI,,,
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( 6 )
mujh se kia galti ho gaye
y r u avoidin
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mujh se kia galti ho gaye
y r u avoiding me?
8least week me aik dafa to yaad ke lia kro
ur behaviour is really hurting me !
wid love.......... >> |
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mujh se kia galtee ho gaye
y r u aavoid
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mujh se kia galtee ho gaye
y r u aavoiding me?
8least week me aik dafa to yaad ker lia kro!
ur behaviour is reallyhurting me!
wid >> |
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( 8 )
I LOVE U send thIs sms 2 any 10 grlz &w
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| I LOVE U send thIs sms 2 any 10 grlz &win free trip of ur nearst police station in luxury police jeep. rehna khana peena body masaj bilkul muft >> |
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( 9 )
Me Ne jab B Tumhe Dekha, ! ! Hanstey Dek
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| Me Ne jab B Tumhe Dekha, ! ! Hanstey Dekha ! ! Muskratey Dekha! ! ! Tum Her waqt Khush Hi Rehte Ho! ! ! Kahi Tum,,,, ,, ,, "MALANG" To Nahi Ho? >> |
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( 10 )
eacher asks children, what do u wish to
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eacher asks children, what do u wish to be in future?
Azam: i want 2 be pilot.
Amir: i want 2 be doctor.
Amna: i want 2 be good mother.
Ali: I wan >> |
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( 11 )
Principal: agar koi larka girls hostel m
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Principal: agar koi larka girls hostel mai gaya to first time 100 Rs fine hoga, 2nd time 200 fine & 3rd time 500
STUDENTs : Sir, membership kitnay ki >> |
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( 12 )
Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID kar rahe
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Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID kar rahe they MONKEY Dekhna hai...
Apke Ghar ka ADRESS Diya hai,
2_3 Bar Jump mar k dikha dena,
Bacche >> |
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( 14 )
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. J
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| Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain ham tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mere Chatri Kab Do ge! >> |
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You miss me jitna I miss u tabse You mis
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| You miss me jitna I miss u tabse You miss me jabse I miss u tabtak You miss me jabtak You miss me jaane kabtak But i miss u marte dum tak. >> |
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yeh aisa msg hai......... .... , jisay n
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| yeh aisa msg hai......... .... , jisay nalaik parhtey hain, bewakoof save kartey hain, pagal delete kartey hain.... app kiya karney waley hain ;) >> |
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( 20 )
Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana, Zindagi ma
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| Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana, Zindagi mai sab ko hansana, Dushman ko b gale lagana phir b koi gam ho to apun ko 0323-2046920 par phone lagana ;) >> |
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( 21 )
1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no
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| 1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no beta log kia kahng ge. 2006 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen. >> |
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( 22 )
meri aur pervez musharaf ki aik he aadat
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| meri aur pervez musharaf ki aik he aadat same hae guess? sochoo nhi pta laga na mein usay sms kerta hoon aur na woh mujhe sms kerta hae .... >> |
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( 23 )
khaufnak andheri raat ke sanate mein aik
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khaufnak andheri raat ke sanate mein aik bhoot doosrey bhoot ko samjha raaha tha, bhae ghabra mat
yeh sab tere damagh ka weham hae,
pathan watha >> |
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patient 2 munna bhai(Dr.): Dr. yeh phool
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| patient 2 munna bhai(Dr.): Dr. yeh phoolon key maala kis k liay ? munna bhai(Dr.) :bole tou yeh apun ka pehla operation hai ,success hua tou mere lye >> |
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( 27 )
arz kia hai chai k cup se urtey dhuen me
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| arz kia hai chai k cup se urtey dhuen mein tere shakal anzar aate hai...... teray khayalon mein kho kar mere sari chai thandi ho jati hai... >> |
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( 28 )
1 pathan ki shadi nhi ho rahi thi, wo ma
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| 1 pathan ki shadi nhi ho rahi thi, wo mannat mannay gya, wahan uski maa khai mein gir gai, pathan bola:Ya Khuda tere Khudai! apni tou mili nahin abba >> |
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( 29 )
jaane anjane mai agr mai ne apka dil duk
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| jaane anjane mai agr mai ne apka dil dukhaya ho, kabi tang kia ho, Batmeezi ki ho, us k liye aap se jo ho sakta hai kar lo mai darne walon mai se nai. >> |
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