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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, sm
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Dark were those days, without your sight
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank
you so much P >> |
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( 3 )
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mi
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never t >> |
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( 5 )
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. I
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are j >> |
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( 7 )
1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME besid
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| 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME s >> |
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( 8 )
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From b
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headac >> |
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( 9 )
Once an angle came up to me & granted me
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Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said >> |
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( 10 )
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex
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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of _____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz >> |
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I saw something in a shop window. It was
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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
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( 12 )
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna
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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai"
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( 13 )
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop se >> |
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( 14 )
Can u pronounce good english:- read alon
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: >> |
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Good morning...Have u done two of the mo
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others >> |
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( 16 )
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Khar >> |
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( 17 )
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Perso
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just want >> |
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( 18 )
" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien
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" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai
Bolaa yahin pe >> |
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3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meetin
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3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
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( 20 )
IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari
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IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari
Panchiyon ko Par JaLa kar Roshni karni pari
Ik Larki ki Bewafai ko bhulaney k liye
Janey KiTni Lark >> |
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( 22 )
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love card
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. >> |
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( 24 )
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?" >> |
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( 26 )
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. La
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| Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nik >> |
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( 27 )
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekh ke tho
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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekh ke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, hay >> |
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( 28 )
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya m
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki bota >> |
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( 29 )
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gh
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| Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi h >> |
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