(1) Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey....??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, n >>
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(2) Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya th
Aap ki galfrnd ka phone aya tha.....












keh raha tha koi pathar se na maray mere dewanay ko...






Bomb ka zamana hai u >>
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(3) Father Asked to His Son-In-Law
Father Asked to His Son-In-Law:

Beta Sharab peetay hoo....
han

cigrette peetay hoo
han

badmashi kartay hoo
han

Joa kheltay hoo
han

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(4) Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun s
Ladka: Darling tmhari Zulfun se khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

ladki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah college bhi jana hai...[:P]
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(5) Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka
Doctor Asked To Husband: Aapka Aur Apki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai Kya ???

Husband: HaN Ek Hi Hoga, Ek Saal Se Jo Mera Khoon Pee Rahi Hai..!!! >>
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(6) Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...
Ek sardar doctor k paas aya...to ek aadmi ko rotay hue dekha or pocha..

"Oh Pa Ji Kyun Rotay Ho ??"

UsnE btaya " Main sugar test karane aya tha >>
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(7) Chand per Apkta naam likhne to
Chand per Apkta naam likhne to jee chahta hai..















Pehli baat to ye k haath nahi jata hai or dosri baat ye khayal hamesha >>
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(8) dil k mehmaan ban jao,,, aa
dil k mehmaan ban jao,,,

aankhon ka armaan ban jao,,

honton ki muskaan ban jao...

yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin?

.
.
pehle zra insaan to ba >>
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(9) Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine
Bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta ha >>
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(10) BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI

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(11) a blessed kiss on the head a
a blessed kiss on the head
a sweet is on cheeks
a passionate kiss on lips
a romantic kiss on neck

but


seriously hottest is on



iron:- >>
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(12) Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge ja
Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge

jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge

jab aap hamein bhool jaoge



tb



aisa




thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayeg >>
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(13) 1 + 1 = 2 i love u 2 + 2 =
1 + 1 = 2
i love u

2 + 2 = 4
love me more

3 + 3 = 6
love is fix

4 + 4 = 8
love is great

5 + 5 = 10
love u my friend
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(14) pholon may tum khayalo may tum
pholon may tum khayalo may tum bagho may tum dil may tum.


oye tussi ghar we bendey o key pherdey rendey o.
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(15) DO AND DIE TRY TRY AND TRY D
DO AND DIE
TRY TRY AND TRY
DON,T NEVER SAY WHY
IF YOU SAY WHY
THEN YOU WILL DIE >>
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(16) NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI
NEEND JAB MUJY AGHOOSH ME LATI HA,
APKA CHAHRA ANKHO ME BAS JATA HA,
IK DAM SE MERI ANKH KHUL JATI HA,
OR DIL SE SIRF YAHI AWAZ ATI HA,





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(17) BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Offi
BOSS: Arz kiya hai....... Office may Kaam hote hain... Galtiyo ka sama hota hai.... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... Dil ki khunn >>
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(18) When i open my eyes every morn
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! >>
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(19) Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalt
Waqt Ki Dhaar K Sath Hum Chalte Hain
Isi Ada Pe To Log Hum Pe Marte Hain
SMs Ki Dunya K Hum Betaj Badshah Hain
Isi Liye Log Hum Ko sMs Karne Se Dar >>
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(20) Girl:if u will try to kiss me
Girl:if u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:laikan yahan tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare >>
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(21) Just imagine life without GIRL
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, N >>
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(22) Jis tarha heere ko heera katta
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega... >>
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(23) Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" A
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de h >>
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(24) jis tarha sooraj nikalta hai
jis tarha sooraj
nikalta hai her raat k bad
chand alwida
kehta hy mulaqat k bad
tum ghar se mat
niklna warna log kahegey

dekho mendak
nikal a >>
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(25) Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher,
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(26) It is said that inzamam don"t
It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >>
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(27) MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA
MAINE TERA NAAM SAHIL PE LIKHA WOH MIT GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM COPY PE LIKHA WOH GUM HO GAYA MAINE TERA NAAM DIL PE LIKHA AUR MUJHE HEART ATTACK HO GAYA >>
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(28) youn tu hum main bohut deen da
youn tu hum main bohut deen daari,
magar jhan dekhi koi bachi pyari,
bus whaeen pe aankh maari,
phans gai tu hamaari,
werna phir se deen daari.... >>
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(29) Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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(30) 2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1
2 sardar ikthay bethy thy... 1 sms likh raha tha ... us ne dusry se pucha: yar "mai pur umeed hoon" isko english mai kya khte han? dusra : "i am pregn >>
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