(1) mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liy
mouse 2 elephant: "2 din k liye apni nikkar dena". elephant : "ha..... ha......... ha.........."pehnay ga kia?? mouse: nahi beti ki shadi hai tent lag >>
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(2) 1 sardar doosre se duniya mai
1 sardar doosre se duniya mai sbse mushkil kam kia hai
2 sardar helmet pa k kuri di chumi lena:-) :-) >>
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(3) 1 sardar rozana kitchen mai ja
1 sardar rozana kitchen mai jata cheeni ka daba kholta or band kar deta



why?


guess?



kion k
doctor ne kaha tha k apni sugar roz che >>
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(4) 2 sardar brothers were in the
2 sardar brothers were in the same class
teacher:tum dono ne apne father k name different kio likhe?
sardar brothers:teacher tussi fer kaho ge k nak >>
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(5) Itni shiddat se maine paas hon
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne pakistani filmon ki ta >>
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(6) Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the Ghailb,,,

Wah Wah,,

Hawa mein Beitab urr rahe the
Ghailib,,

ooh
Phir,?

Phir kia,

Ruk gae Hawa
Gir gae >>
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(7) jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,
jab tugh ko koi Zakham Lega,

To Libas apna phar diya,

Ghereban apna chak kia,

Or tere zakham se Lipat gaya,

yehe to he kam mera,

"SUNNY >>
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(8) just imagine life without girl
just imagine life without girls...
da result.....?

markets silent....

streets empty.....

no smoking........

no flowers........

no vale >>
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(9) Q har bar mosam ki tara badal
Q har bar mosam ki tara badal jate ho har naye din hmara dil dukhate ho, ye sunkar humari roh tak kanp gai k tum ab



bartan dhone wale sabun se >>
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(10) BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do c
BHIKARI: Sahab 6 rupay de do coffee peeni hai
Man: 1 coffee to 3 rupay ki hai
Bhikari: Sahab saath may girl friend bhi hai
Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi >>
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(11) It is said that inzamam don"t
It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >>
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(12) Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k
Baba-e-quam baithe the nade k kinare bachon ne un ko pathar mare.Baba-e-quam ne farmaya flak k sitaron zameen ki baharon kuttay k bachon pathar tu na >>
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(13) Her khushi ko teri taraf mor d
Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon..; >>
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(14) True Friends Stand behind u du
True Friends Stand behind u during ur Bad times....


U want a Documentary proof?

In future check out ur marrige Album. >>
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(15) Her khushi ko teri taraf mor d
Her khushi ko teri taraf mor doon, khushion ka darwaza tujha pe khol doon, tu kahai to ye douniya hi chor doon, itna kafi hai ya, 2, 3 or chor doon

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(16) Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
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(17) Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko a
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bh >>
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(18) Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko a
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bh >>
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(19) dil nai kaha chalo sms karo
dil nai kaha chalo sms karo


par dil tu pagal hai..



phir socha .



.




.

. chalo jis ko kar rahen hain


wo konsa

norm >>
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(20) Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jae ga,
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jae ga,

Deikhte Deikhte Valentine day aa jae ga,

Abhe b waqt he kise se setting kr lo,

Warna is sal k b Valentine day >>
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(21) Malomati sawal? Dopahar k kha
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri doalfaz kat do..
To kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka s >>
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(22) Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They
Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB! >>
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(23) ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSI
ONE DAY A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AAN >>
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(24) hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki
hasrat hai sirf tumhe paane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is parwane ki, shikwa mujhse nahi khuda se karo, kya zarurat thi tumhe khoobsurat banane ki.
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(25) Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj
Dozakh Mai Shetano Ne Ehtajaj Ker Rakha Hai K
Humare Us Sathi Ko B Giraftar Kiya Jaye
Jo Zameen Per Azad Ghum Raha Hai
Or Is Waqt Naik Logon K Sms >>
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(26) dekhty dekhty valentine day aj
dekhty dekhty valentine day ajaye ga,abhi b waqt hai kisi se setting karlo,warna is saal ka valentine b akelay guzar jai ga. >>
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(27) Quaid-e-Azam ka farmaan hai "A
Quaid-e-Azam ka farmaan hai "Aishwariya" meri jaan hai. pr "Abhishek" us pr qubaan hai.kuch karo mere nojavanoon. Baba-e-Qoom bohat pereshaan hai.
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(28) Har bar mosam ki tarah badal j
Har bar mosam ki tarah badal jatey ho
har naye din hmara dil dokhate ho
yeh sun ker hamari rooh to kaamp gai
k tum ab bartan dhone waley soap sey n >>
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(29) Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur
Aik murgi ne teen ande diy aur dua kia bache naike niklyen,pahla bacha namaz perta huwa nikla,doosra tasbeeh kerta huwa nikla,teesra bacha ande se na >>
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(30) Ik admi k uper se snak guzar g
Ik admi k uper se snak guzar gia to woh rone laga logoon ne pocha keyoun ro reh ho sanp ne tumhain dasa to nahi to us ne kaha main is liye nhi roraha >>
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