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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool ha
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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye >>  |
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( 2 )
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu
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| Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na >> |
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( 3 )
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama >> |
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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, U
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| Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi ban >> |
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( 5 )
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkan
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| Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajna,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! >> |
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( 6 )
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua
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| Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >> |
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua
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| Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >> |
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( 8 )
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum n
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| Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? >> |
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( 9 )
Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dan
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| Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kar rha th.,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay >> |
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( 10 )
Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Father a
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Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Father asks him wat is it.
Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR
khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye
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( 11 )
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat ma
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| Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. >> |
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( 12 )
One day a monkey looked into mirror & sa
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| One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna l >> |
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( 13 )
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke ha
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH
Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
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( 14 )
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur
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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "c >> |
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( 15 )
Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12
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Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ?
RAJA replied Sir! 3 new gir >> |
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( 16 )
Chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,sitar
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Chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,sitaron ko hansi to aati hogi.Tum lakh chhupao dunya se magar akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
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( 17 )
The night is dark, the moon is high,
i
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
i stop my car, u ask why?
I come close 2 u,
u feel shy,
I tell u those 3 words....
.....i La Punture
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( 18 )
miss u dear.I want 2 see u.I want 2 talk
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miss u dear.I want 2 see u.I want 2 talk 2 u.But wat 2 do?.The visiting hours in mental hospital is over today.
So jao and take ur medicine.
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( 19 )
badal b ho,ghata b ho
barish na ho tu
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badal b ho,ghata b ho
barish na ho tu kia faida
yar b ho,wafadar b ho
dedar na ho tu kia faida
pyar b ho bashumar b ho
iqrar na ho tu kia fa >> |
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( 20 )
Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye, kam se kam
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| Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo SMS nehi karta, uska mobile us me doob jaaye. Na rahega phone, na baje gi tone! >> |
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miss u dear.I want 2 see u.
I want 2 ta
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miss u dear.I want 2 see u.
I want 2 talk 2 u.But wat 2 do?.
The visiting hours in mental hospital is over today.
So jao and take ur medicine..
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( 22 )
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab
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Message na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal daal dena,
Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni >> |
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( 23 )
Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se
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Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karta, uska mobile us me doob jaaye.
Na rahega phone, na baje gi >> |
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( 24 )
PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1. Take one grape
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1. Take one grape
2. Take it in ur hand
3. Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4. Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor k >> |
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( 25 )
Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya ka
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Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke mobile se S >> |
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( 26 )
Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhe
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Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rah >> |
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( 27 )
Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAZAK
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Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAZAKAT"
Dil me "SACHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".
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( 28 )
Khushi k Liye Gum kurban,
Hansi k Li
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Khushi k Liye Gum kurban,
Hansi k Liye AAnsoo kurban,
Pyar k Liye Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi >> |
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( 29 )
A teacher told all students in a class
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" >> |
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A Sardar & his wife filed an applicati
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply >> |
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