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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarj
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Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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( 2 )
TEACHER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
STUDENT: NO
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TEACHER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
STUDENT: NO MISS HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI.
TEACHER: THIS IS JOCK
STUDENT: NO MISS REALLY HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI >> |
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( 3 )
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOBARA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PHIR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AB BUS.......... >> |
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( 4 )
Aik ADBI shair mulahiza fermaiiye
arz k
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Aik ADBI shair mulahiza fermaiiye
arz kia hai...
aagay barho, aasman chu lo
zara tawajjo farmaiiye
aagay barho, aasman cho lo
paapi paapi, paapi >> |
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( 5 )
Santa: Kia kar rahey ho?
Banta: Biwi ko
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Santa: Kia kar rahey ho?
Banta: Biwi ko letter likh raha hoon.
Santa: Magar tum ko too likhna nahin ata hai
Banta: To meri biwi ko koon sa parhna a >> |
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( 8 )
Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano
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Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simt >> |
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( 9 )
Son: Main shaadi nahi karonga..
Bap: ki
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Son: Main shaadi nahi karonga..
Bap: kion puttar?
Son: Poora gaaon meri mangaitar ko Taxi bolta hai
Baap: O puttar chota sa to gaon hai kitni chaal >> |
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( 10 )
A lady drinking coke.
Machchar falls in
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A lady drinking coke.
Machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out.
Machchar says:MAA
Lady asks:Y did u call me maa?
Machchar says:Main teri coke se nikl >> |
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( 11 )
MUSHARRAF Ne BV Ko Surprise Dene K Lye A
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| MUSHARRAF Ne BV Ko Surprise Dene K Lye Apni MUCHHEN Katwain Or Chupke Se So Gaya Neend Me Jab BV Ne Moo Pe Hath Phera To boli SHOKAT AZiZ TUM Aj Phir >> |
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( 12 )
1
din
jab
tumhari
shaadi
hogi
t
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1
din
jab
tumhari
shaadi
hogi
tumhari
bivi k pait main nera
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HA HA HA
Mera
Mera
HA HA HA
Bhatija hoga..
Saale dost pe shak kart >> |
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( 13 )
kia bindaas hawa chalreli he!... bird lo
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| kia bindaas hawa chalreli he!... bird lod gana gaarele hen.....cow log hhaas char reli hen....shiyaney log sms kar rele hen....or kanjoos log sms parh >> |
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( 14 )
Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai,ankh mile na
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| Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai,ankh mile na mile LIPs ko milna hai, Yehi style hai Sab AASHIQUON ka, Kya kare yaar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahin IMRAN HASHMI KA zam >> |
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( 15 )
Tanhaiyaaaaaaaan
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Tanhaiyaaaaaaaan
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Agar uppar tanhaiyaaan hain to NICHE konsa MELA laga hua hai jo daikhne aaee ho,Hain? >> |
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( 16 )
Teacher say 2 student: Write your father
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Teacher say 2 student: Write your father name in ENGLISH.
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: R u Joking?
Student: No his name is "SUNDAR LA >> |
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( 17 )
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR ajaiga.
Son; Peh
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Mom: Soja varna GABBAR ajaiga.
Son; Pehle 100 rupee do
Mom: Kyon?
Son: Varna main pappa ko bata donga k mere sone k baad GABBAR aata hai. >> |
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( 18 )
Yeh tumhare behkate kadam,
yeh tumhare
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Yeh tumhare behkate kadam,
yeh tumhare kanpte hont,
Yeh tumhare bikhre baal,
Yeh tumhara jalta badan,
yeh tumhari nasheeli aankhien,
Mujhe pehle >> |
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( 19 )
Happy birthday to u....
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Is main soc
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Happy birthday to u....
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Is main sochna kia??
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.SMS kisne bheja?
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Mainne
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Paise kiske lagey?
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Merey na?
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To meri marzi jo >> |
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( 20 )
brave ho k jeenay ka,
tension nahi len
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brave ho k jeenay ka,
tension nahi lene ka,
acchay sapnay dekhnay ka,
Mast life guzarnay ka,
Jin bhooot se nahi darnay ka,,
Boley to ....
SHEES >> |
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( 21 )
Father: Shaadi bachon ka khel nai!
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Father: Shaadi bachon ka khel nai!
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Pinto: Papa mujhe pata hai,
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Father: Kya pata hai?
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Pinto: Yehi k shaadi baro ka khel hai aur bachon k >> |
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( 22 )
Jahan ki khilwat main zulul nahi ayega,
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Jahan ki khilwat main zulul nahi ayega,
gam-e-tohin se kabul nahi ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai yeh qurfa ghalib,
Damagh kharab hojayega par yeh sher >> |
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( 24 )
A 4 SAIB
B 4 KASHTI
C 4 BILLI
D 4 K
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A 4 SAIB
B 4 KASHTI
C 4 BILLI
D 4 KUTTA
E 4 HATHI
F 4 PANKHA
Ye SMS har unparh k MOBILE par pohnchain
Or
TALEEM ko Aam karen
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( 25 )
Pagal ho jao,
uchlo kuddo,
cheekan
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Pagal ho jao,
uchlo kuddo,
cheekan maro,
abbay nu dasso,
ami nu dasso,
elaan krao,
bhangray pao,
luddian pao,
naaray lao,
k >> |
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( 27 )
Baari mushkil se hum raat ko Aasmaan se
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Baari mushkil se hum raat ko Aasmaan se aap k liye
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**Chand**
**Taraay**
Lene gaye lekin wahan ja k yaad aaya
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"Shoper" to hu >> |
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( 28 )
Q har bar mosam ki tarha badal jaate ho,
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Q har bar mosam ki tarha badal jaate ho,
har naaye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh baat sun k hamari ruh tak kanp gayi k Tum ab bartan dhone waale sa >> |
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( 29 )
Dil ki batain bata kar to dekho.
Kisi k
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Dil ki batain bata kar to dekho.
Kisi ko apna bana kar to dekho,
Log tumhare pass khudi aein gay..Bus ik hafta lagatar naha kar to dekho! >> |
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( 30 )
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jais >> |
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