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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko
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| Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! >> |
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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, M
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| Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE >> |
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God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja
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| God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja >> |
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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun foo
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| Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol >> |
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Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jais >> |
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Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi th
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| Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. >> |
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar >> |
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. J
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| Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! >> |
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarel
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| Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... >> |
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Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi d
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| Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe >> |
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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har tar
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| Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.! >> |
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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devda
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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
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Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki sahel
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| Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai! >> |
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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Ra
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| Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kah >> |
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... So
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| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega >> |
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rak
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| Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta >> |
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure
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| Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye. >> |
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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start hi
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| After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai >> |
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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fa
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| Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Ni >> |
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Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh
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| Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye! >> |
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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi ,
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| Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re >> |
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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne ka
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| Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De >> |
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Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kagha
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| Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi. >> |
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