(1) muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhik
muhabbat pehli bar ho to "bhika pan"
doosri bar ho to"apna pan"
teesri bar ho to "deewana pan"
or agr bar bar ho to"BANDA BAN":-) >>
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(2) dil ke dewar pay naam lika tar
dil ke dewar pay naam lika tara asman ke hawa may naam likaha tara to hi thi kambakat warna pani may bhi tara naam likdata
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(3) barish ho or zameen geele na h
barish ho or zameen geele na ho,
dhoop niklay or sarson peelee ne ho,

aap nay ye kaisay soch lia ,,,,,,,,,,,,,k?
neend mein aap ka khayal aye or >>
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(4) 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19 in su
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19 in sub ko add karo tu 100 banay ga ab in main se kon se 5 number hai jin ko add karoo tu 50 banay ga.
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(5) is duniyan me gam hi gam milen
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
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(6) pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra m
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai >>
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(7) Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nah
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aa >>
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(8) Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab b
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota >>
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(9) Pyaar ke daria men chhalang la
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer >>
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(10) teri galiyon se hum yoonhi guj
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum >>
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(11) kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota >>
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(12) Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.

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(13) thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekar >>
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(14) Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni k
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per >>
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(15) Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pya
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh >>
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(16) Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani k
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhok >>
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(17) Larka bola : Dilruba Larki bol
Larka bola : Dilruba Larki boli : Pizza khila Larka bola : Paise Nahi Larki boli : Kaise nahi Larka bola : Mehangayi hai Larki boli : To fir Aaj se tu >>
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(18) Latest Report on GEO...
Latest Report on GEO...



"Mushta'il afraad nay Karachi may


Samandar ko aag laga di"





"Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO. . . ;-> >>
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(19) Pathan 1:- Oye, tu mujhe sab m
Pathan 1:- Oye, tu mujhe sab msg do do bar kyun bhejta hai?
Pathan 2:- Kyonki agar tu ek kisi aur ko forward bhi kardega to dusra to tere pas rahega >>
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(20) pruning were punished spent da
pruning were punished spent days I'd surprise horizontal removing with whatever one night, >>
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(21) A man catches the fish. Wife
A man catches the fish.
Wife cant cok it due to no gas ,no electicity ,no atta, no rice ,no oil,nothing.
man put the fish back intje river.
Fish co >>
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(22) send from this site. If you ow
send from this site. If you own a Cell phone and have lots of friends, this site will become your one stop shop for SMS of all flavors. So make sure t >>
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(23) Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke l
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye

Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye

Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye
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(24) gabbar jab paida hua us ki maa
gabbar jab paida hua us ki maa ne use khoob mara docto ne pooocha bhen q mar rahi ho to us ne kahakameena pooch raha he k 'maa bata ktne admi thi' >>
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(25) ek bar pathan kahin ja raha th
ek bar pathan kahin ja raha tha us ne ekdeewarpar parha 'parhne wala kuta' pathan ko bohat gusa aya mita ker likh diya 'likhne wala kuta' >>
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(26) FAKEER:Allah k naam pe de de b
FAKEER:Allah k naam pe de de baba PERSON:Maf karo Fakeer:Allah bhali kre ga de do Person:acha ye sms perhne wale ko le >>
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(27) koi dostasa be bnaya jay jis k
koi dostasa be bnaya jay jis k ansoon ko palkon mainchupayajayor mara rishta kuch is tarah sayagar woh roay tu ham say be na muskaraya jai
for all f >>
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(28) PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAA
PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAATH DATE PAR GAYA AUR AHISTA SE BOLA MERAY DIL MEIN EK BAAT HE MAGAR KEHTAY HUYE GABRATA HOON.
GIRL: KEH DO
PATHAN: I >>
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(29) A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETH
A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETHER IT IS IN A GOLDEN POT OR IN THE GROUND LIKE SAME
U R MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER U R IN CENTRAL JAIL OR IN MENTAL HOSPIT >>
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(30) 0% I HATE U 10% SO NIC
0% I HATE U

10% SO NICE U

20% SO CUTE U

30% SO KIND U

40% I NEED U

50% I BELIVE U

60% MY IDEAL U

70% I WANT U
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