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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai >>
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You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHON
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sl
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya >>
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne >>
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye >>
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( 6 )
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se as
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi >>
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( 7 )
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya >>
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( 8 )
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohab
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME >>
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( 9 )
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaa
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein >>
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( 10 )
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar de
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. >>
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Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha >>
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( 12 )
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithi
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? >>
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( 13 )
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, ha
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta h >>
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( 14 )
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, py
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain >>
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( 15 )
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kis
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi >>
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( 16 )
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye >>
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( 17 )
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain >>
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( 18 )
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai >>
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( 19 )
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam k
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN >>
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra kh
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila >>
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( 21 )
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fev >>
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( 22 )
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-m
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? >>
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( 23 )
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, pa
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaat >>
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( 24 )
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de >>
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( 25 )
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai >>
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo >>
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( 27 )
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya pape
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam >>
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( 28 )
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har ta
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai >>
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( 29 )
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne >>
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jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum sha
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein >>
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