(1) thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekar >>
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(2) Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni k
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per >>
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(3) Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pya
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh >>
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(4) Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain Jawani k
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhok >>
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(5) Larka bola : Dilruba Larki bol
Larka bola : Dilruba Larki boli : Pizza khila Larka bola : Paise Nahi Larki boli : Kaise nahi Larka bola : Mehangayi hai Larki boli : To fir Aaj se tu >>
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(6) Latest Report on GEO...
Latest Report on GEO...



"Mushta'il afraad nay Karachi may


Samandar ko aag laga di"





"Lambi Lambi Chor K GEO. . . ;-> >>
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(7) Pathan 1:- Oye, tu mujhe sab m
Pathan 1:- Oye, tu mujhe sab msg do do bar kyun bhejta hai?
Pathan 2:- Kyonki agar tu ek kisi aur ko forward bhi kardega to dusra to tere pas rahega >>
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(8) pruning were punished spent da
pruning were punished spent days I'd surprise horizontal removing with whatever one night, >>
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(9) A man catches the fish. Wife
A man catches the fish.
Wife cant cok it due to no gas ,no electicity ,no atta, no rice ,no oil,nothing.
man put the fish back intje river.
Fish co >>
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(10) send from this site. If you ow
send from this site. If you own a Cell phone and have lots of friends, this site will become your one stop shop for SMS of all flavors. So make sure t >>
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(11) Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke l
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye

Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye

Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye
>>
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(12) gabbar jab paida hua us ki maa
gabbar jab paida hua us ki maa ne use khoob mara docto ne pooocha bhen q mar rahi ho to us ne kahakameena pooch raha he k 'maa bata ktne admi thi' >>
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(13) ek bar pathan kahin ja raha th
ek bar pathan kahin ja raha tha us ne ekdeewarpar parha 'parhne wala kuta' pathan ko bohat gusa aya mita ker likh diya 'likhne wala kuta' >>
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(14) FAKEER:Allah k naam pe de de b
FAKEER:Allah k naam pe de de baba PERSON:Maf karo Fakeer:Allah bhali kre ga de do Person:acha ye sms perhne wale ko le >>
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(15) koi dostasa be bnaya jay jis k
koi dostasa be bnaya jay jis k ansoon ko palkon mainchupayajayor mara rishta kuch is tarah sayagar woh roay tu ham say be na muskaraya jai
for all f >>
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(16) PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAA
PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAATH DATE PAR GAYA AUR AHISTA SE BOLA MERAY DIL MEIN EK BAAT HE MAGAR KEHTAY HUYE GABRATA HOON.
GIRL: KEH DO
PATHAN: I >>
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(17) A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETH
A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETHER IT IS IN A GOLDEN POT OR IN THE GROUND LIKE SAME
U R MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER U R IN CENTRAL JAIL OR IN MENTAL HOSPIT >>
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(18) 0% I HATE U 10% SO NIC
0% I HATE U

10% SO NICE U

20% SO CUTE U

30% SO KIND U

40% I NEED U

50% I BELIVE U

60% MY IDEAL U

70% I WANT U
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(19) Waqt milay tab yad krty ho, M
Waqt milay tab yad krty ho,
Mood hua tab bat krte ho,

Ek zamana tha jab ek pal b reh nhi sakty thay haramay bina,

Ab ek zamanay k bad yad krty >>
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(20) Tum pas ho to tujh pe pyar ata
Tum pas ho to tujh pe pyar ata hai
Tum door ho to tera intezar satata hai,

Kiya kahein is dil ki halat ko
tujhe yad kar kar k hamain bukhar ho ja >>
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(21) girle, sajna ve koi aisa khat
girle, sajna ve koi aisa khat likh sari umer perhdi rawaan, tey meri umer muk jawe
boy , @#%^&*()?><>+_)((&^%@
_(*^#$"{:?>><>)_(&%^##?<>>?>?
ley hu >>
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(22) Mrs. Banta Singh was in the ha
Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 25 minut >>
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(23) Larka bola : Dilruba Larki bo
Larka bola : Dilruba
Larki boli : Pizza khila
Larka bola : Paise Nahi
Larki boli : Kaise nahi
Larka bola : Mehangayi hai
Larki boli : To fir Aaj >>
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(24) Ek murgha ek murghi ke pichhe
Ek murgha ek murghi ke pichhe bhag raha tha, achanak murghi ek car ke niche kuchal kar mar gai, murgha bola : saali apni ezzat bachane ke liye apni ja >>
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(25) neend di goli kha lae changa r
neend di goli kha lae changa ray ga
sochan kolon jaan chura lae changa ray ga
F.A B.A M.A kar k ki hassil
cholian di raeri la changa ray ga
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(26) Gadhe ko bandha hua hai. Bat
Gadhe ko bandha hua hai.
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khayega..?




Haar mani..?

li na haar.?





"Gadhe ne bhi maan l >>
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(27) Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na h
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai..
>>
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(28) Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Si >>
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(29) Teacher asked a student,”Lectu
Teacher asked a student,”Lecture
kaisa hona chahiye?” Student,”MINI SKIRT jaisa, zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe.. >>
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(30) Dekh k logo ko, socha ishq
Dekh k logo ko,

socha ishq hum b karle.

Phir bewafao ko dekh socha,

thoda sabr karle.

Jaan gawante dekh is daldal me kai ko,

socha patl >>
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