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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon >>  |
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu N
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| Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Inte >> |
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( 4 )
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ..
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| Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to foreve >> |
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, To
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| Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota >> |
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, w
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| Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho t >> |
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( 8 )
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi
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| kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch a >> |
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( 10 )
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, sm
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| Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho >> |
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( 11 )
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe
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| 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So k >> |
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( 12 )
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tu
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| Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria. >> |
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( 13 )
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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( 14 )
Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Ek dundh
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Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Ek dundho to hazaar milteh hai...
Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra...
Ay kha >> |
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( 15 )
Pyar karnewale pareshan ho jate hai,
S
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Pyar karnewale pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale sharabi ban jate hai.
Divorce dene wale devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se dosti karane wale,
Sm >> |
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agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo ch
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agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
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• Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du g
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• Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna >> |
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( 18 )
Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis ki
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Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya. >> |
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( 19 )
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,th
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Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY" >> |
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( 20 )
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers
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| Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... >> |
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( 22 )
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan ke
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| Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir >> |
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( 24 )
Safed sari par tum lal bindi lagati ho
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Safed sari par tum lal bindi lagati ho
khuda kasam Ambulance nazar Aati ho
Vo ghayal ko lekar jati hai
Tum ghaya kar jati ho
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( 26 )
sardar ne apni pregnet biwi ko sms kiya
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sardar ne apni pregnet biwi ko sms kiya 'kisi ho' thodi der bad sardar jor se nache laga.. kyuki moblie par report aaye DELIVERED!!
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( 27 )
Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho jaye to bholap
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| Mohabbat jab pehilibar ho jaye to bholapna ha,Dusribar ho jaye to apanapan hai,tisribar ho jiya to diwanapan hai,phir bhi baz na aao toh kaminapean ha >> |
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( 28 )
Shadi par wo boli: Aap ho mere prannath
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Shadi par wo boli: Aap ho mere prannath aur mein aapke charno ki dasi'
Shadi ke baad ho gaya 'charandas aur wo hogayi prano ki pyassi' >> |
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( 29 )
chai walla sings
Bholi so soorat Aankho
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chai walla sings
Bholi so soorat Aankhon mein masti Door khadi sharmaye..Aye hai!
Ladki: kaali si soorat
Haath mein ketli door khada chillaye.chai >> |
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( 30 )
Tum itrate bahut ho
dil ko behlate bahu
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Tum itrate bahut ho
dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hain tumhe dinner pe le jaye par kya kare zalim suna hai tum khate bahut ho!
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