(1) Teacher:explain the word "AUTO
Teacher:explain the word "AUTOMATICALLY". Student:Agar koi ganji larki rakshy main bethi ho to usko kehte hain "AUTO-MAI-TAKLI" >>
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(2) You miss me jitna I miss u tab
You miss me jitna I miss u tabse You miss me jabse I miss u tabtak You miss me jabtak You miss me jaane kabtak But i miss u marte dum tak. >>
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(3) feeling, pyar. Best realations
feeling, pyar. Best realationship, dosti. Best person, hum. Best friend, tum... >>
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(4) Dia hai upper waley ne mobile
Dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itni to kadar kia karo, na karo call per her roz 2,4 sms to kia karo. >>
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(5) yeh aisa msg hai......... ....
yeh aisa msg hai......... .... , jisay nalaik parhtey hain, bewakoof save kartey hain, pagal delete kartey hain.... app kiya karney waley hain ;) >>
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(6) Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana,
Bhule se b kisi ko na rulana, Zindagi mai sab ko hansana, Dushman ko b gale lagana phir b koi gam ho to apun ko 0323-2046920 par phone lagana ;) >>
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(7) 1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jean
1980 GIRL Mama can I wear jeans. Mama no beta log kia kahng ge. 2006 GIRL Mama can I wear miny skirts Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen. >>
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(8) meri aur pervez musharaf ki ai
meri aur pervez musharaf ki aik he aadat same hae guess? sochoo nhi pta laga na mein usay sms kerta hoon aur na woh mujhe sms kerta hae .... >>
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(9) khaufnak andheri raat ke sanat
khaufnak andheri raat ke sanate mein aik bhoot doosrey bhoot ko samjha raaha tha, bhae ghabra mat

yeh sab tere damagh ka weham hae,

pathan watha >>
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(10) Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mu
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi! >>
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(11) A Paindo died . . God says h
A Paindo died .
.
God says him!
Mein tenu jannat day saaan

Paidbo boola

Na ji na
br>mein tay Honda hi laysaaan.! >>
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(12) patient 2 munna bhai(Dr.): Dr.
patient 2 munna bhai(Dr.): Dr. yeh phoolon key maala kis k liay ? munna bhai(Dr.) :bole tou yeh apun ka pehla operation hai ,success hua tou mere lye >>
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(13) arz kia hai chai k cup se urte
arz kia hai chai k cup se urtey dhuen mein tere shakal anzar aate hai...... teray khayalon mein kho kar mere sari chai thandi ho jati hai... >>
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(14) 1 pathan ki shadi nhi ho rahi
1 pathan ki shadi nhi ho rahi thi, wo mannat mannay gya, wahan uski maa khai mein gir gai, pathan bola:Ya Khuda tere Khudai! apni tou mili nahin abba >>
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(15) jaane anjane mai agr mai ne ap
jaane anjane mai agr mai ne apka dil dukhaya ho, kabi tang kia ho, Batmeezi ki ho, us k liye aap se jo ho sakta hai kar lo mai darne walon mai se nai. >>
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(16) DIZ IZ MY LEG ITNI DAIR DUBAAN
DIZ IZ MY LEG ITNI DAIR DUBAANAY K LIYE SHUKARIYA,HA HA HA,,,, >>
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(17) Aap aik brilliant, beautiful,
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind,
ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

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(18) Dark were those days, without
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank
you so much P >>
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(19) I mixed RUM in water and got d
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never t >>
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(20) Zindagi mein tum bahut aage ja
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

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(21) If u save this msg, it means I
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still
cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, you are j >>
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(22) Maine puchha chand se "dekha h
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand
ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

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(23) 1 day you'll Be srprised to se
1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME s >>
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(24) From Mon to Sun, From Jan To D
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headac >>
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(25) Once an angle came up to me &
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said >>
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(26) To live a life, one needs brai
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of _____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz >>
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(27) I saw something in a shop wind
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

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(28) Beta bola "papa papa mujhe ban
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS
padh raha hai"
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(29) If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll
leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop se >>
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(30) Can u pronounce good english:-
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,
shoof.Test results: >>
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