(1) Good morning...Have u done two
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others >>
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(2) Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko
Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa
Kasam, Bahut Khar >>
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(3) Good looks catch the eyes but
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to
me, I just want >>
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(4) " Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahi
" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien

Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai

Bolaa yahin pe >>
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(5) 3 glances - 1 smile 3 smiles
3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
?
?
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(6) IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi ka
IshQ me Jazbat ko khudkashi karni pari

Panchiyon ko Par JaLa kar Roshni karni pari

Ik Larki ki Bewafai ko bhulaney k liye

Janey KiTni Lark >>
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(7) hatthni hati say kay sadqay ka
hatthni hati say kay sadqay kay jao tumharey patley kamar pay >>
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(8) Gal: Do u have any sentimental
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. >>
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(9) Wife: Darling today is our ann
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. >>
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(10) Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabh
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?" >>
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(11) Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....

loan pass nahi hua... >>
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(12) Lady drinking coke, machhar fa
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nik >>
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(13) Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu d
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekh ke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, hay >>
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(14) Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki bota >>
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(15) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho ga
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi h >>
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(16) Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. .. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. .. Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! >>
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(17) Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye >>
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(18) Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khw
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na >>
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(19) Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama >>
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(20) Unka ashiyana dil mein basa ra
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi ban >>
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(21) Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bank
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajna,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! >>
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(22) Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili t
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >>
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(23) Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili t
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >>
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(24) Har karz dosti ka ada kaun kar
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? >>
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(25) Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki sha
Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kar rha th.,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay >>
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(26) Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Father asks him wat is it.
Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR
khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye

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(27) Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. >>
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(28) One day a monkey looked into m
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna l >>
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(29) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Ba
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH
Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
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(30) Ur eyes Patakha, ur lips Roc
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "c >>
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