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Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se , Paani peeta hoon
pipe se , Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon
wife se
Nurse boli:mubarak ho sardarji aap papa ban >>  |
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Promise me we are true friends
I am la
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Wate >> |
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( 4 )
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh moha
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki
detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai ,
na koi aur
hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA ,
aur na dhulai
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( 6 )
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi
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| kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch a >> |
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( 7 )
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache k
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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai >> |
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( 9 )
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tu
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| Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria. >> |
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( 10 )
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Soc
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| bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan >> |
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( 12 )
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe
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| 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So k >> |
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( 13 )
kabhi kahbhi meri dil main khayaal aata
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kabhi kahbhi meri dil main khayaal aata hai
kabhi kahbhi meri dil main khayaal aata hai
'ke kyu kabhi kabhi meri dil main khayal aata hai'
>> |
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( 15 )
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu N
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi
Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS
Free Hone Ke >> |
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( 16 )
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, sm
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
You r my swee >> |
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( 17 )
Larka : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh
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Larka : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya……..
Larki : Arey Ull To Raat Ko Bolt >> |
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( 18 )
Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aa
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Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band
hai , wah wah! wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS
aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
h >> |
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( 19 )
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein ,
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur
mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume
to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... >> |
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( 20 )
Woh B kya Din the jab hum Haseenon k Gal
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Woh B kya Din the jab hum Haseenon k Galey mila kartey the,
Yeh un dinon k baat hai jab hum 2 saal k hua kartey the.
___________________
__________ >> |
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( 21 )
Sab sey pahle Kiss karo,
Phir Bistar pa
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Sab sey pahle Kiss karo,
Phir Bistar par leta do,
Phir Dono tangain oopar utha kay,
Nechay hath laga ke dekho ….
Munay ne agar susu kia hai to Nap >> |
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( 22 )
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri ha
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge >> |
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( 23 )
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulsha
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!! >> |
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( 25 )
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhad
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ba >> |
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( 26 )
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.....
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Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi k >> |
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( 27 )
Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Ha
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Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zinda >> |
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( 28 )
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
T
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas h >> |
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( 29 )
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liy
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke >> |
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( 30 )
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu
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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental St >> |
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