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( 1 )
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap
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aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat ha >>  |
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( 2 )
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
m
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte h >> |
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( 3 )
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein ja >> |
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( 4 )
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt n >> |
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( 5 )
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulsha
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!! >> |
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( 6 )
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil d
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SM >> |
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( 8 )
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Si
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Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: >> |
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( 9 )
Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free
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Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDR >> |
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( 10 )
Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER K
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Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN
In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN
In War:
BAROOD KHAN
Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN
Near Garden:
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( 11 )
Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne
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Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne Ushi No Per Call Ki
Or Kahan K Isme To Kuch Nahi A.
Muhajir Bola Nahi Lala He To Bohot Kuch
Lekin!
Tum >> |
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( 12 )
Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha.
B
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Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha.
Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.
Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas Itna Pucha K
14 Aug >> |
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( 13 )
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger T >> |
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( 14 )
Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan At ATM Cen
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Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Parhan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Ha >> |
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( 15 )
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
K
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1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata Abhi Mujh >> |
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( 16 )
Question: Pathan aur Donkey mein konsi 2
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Question: Pathan aur Donkey mein konsi 2 chezein mushtarik hain?
Ans: dono hi bachpan mein khobsurt hotay hain
aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam >> |
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( 17 )
Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq K Mutabiq
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Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq K Mutabiq
NASWAAR Se EYE SIGHT Taiz Hoti Hai
?
?
?
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SUBOOT:
Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Naz >> |
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( 18 )
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mo
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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: >> |
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( 19 )
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap S
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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey >> |
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( 20 )
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
On
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela >> |
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( 21 )
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to ind
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Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main reht >> |
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( 22 )
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool da
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Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pe >> |
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( 23 )
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva le >> |
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( 24 )
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf ka >> |
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( 26 )
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
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Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dos >> |
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( 28 )
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi >> |
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( 29 )
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itn
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay >> |
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( 30 )
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta ha
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Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sa >> |
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