(1) Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu d
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekh ke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, hay >>
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(2) Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki bota >>
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(3) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho ga
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi h >>
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(4) Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. .. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. .. Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! >>
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(5) Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye >>
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(6) Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khw
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na >>
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(7) Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama >>
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(8) Unka ashiyana dil mein basa ra
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi ban >>
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(9) Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bank
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajna,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! >>
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(10) Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili t
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >>
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(11) Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili t
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. >>
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(12) Har karz dosti ka ada kaun kar
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? >>
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(13) Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki sha
Ek chooha ek shayr[lion]ki shaadi me dance kar rha th.,lion k ek relative ne choohay se poocha tum lion ki shaadi may kayse ayye ho tum to ek choohay >>
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(14) Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Chinto gets 0 marks in exams.
Father asks him wat is it.
Chinto replies: Teacher ke paas STAR
khatam ho gaye to PLANET dene shuru kar diye

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(15) Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. >>
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(16) One day a monkey looked into m
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna l >>
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(17) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Ba
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH
Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
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(18) Ur eyes Patakha, ur lips Roc
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "c >>
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(19) Maths teacher asked RAJA " If
Maths teacher asked RAJA " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to SAPNA then wat will u get ?
RAJA replied Sir! 3 new gir >>
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(20) Chand pe kali ghata chhati to
Chand pe kali ghata chhati to hogi,sitaron ko hansi to aati hogi.Tum lakh chhupao dunya se magar akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

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(21) The night is dark, the moon is
The night is dark, the moon is high,
i stop my car, u ask why?

I come close 2 u,
u feel shy,
I tell u those 3 words....
.....i La Punture
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(22) miss u dear.I want 2 see u.I w
miss u dear.I want 2 see u.I want 2 talk 2 u.But wat 2 do?.The visiting hours in mental hospital is over today.
So jao and take ur medicine.
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(23) badal b ho,ghata b ho barish
badal b ho,ghata b ho
barish na ho tu kia faida
yar b ho,wafadar b ho
dedar na ho tu kia faida
pyar b ho bashumar b ho
iqrar na ho tu kia fa >>
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(24) Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo SMS nehi karta, uska mobile us me doob jaaye. Na rahega phone, na baje gi tone! >>
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(25) miss u dear.I want 2 see u. I
miss u dear.I want 2 see u.
I want 2 talk 2 u.But wat 2 do?.
The visiting hours in mental hospital is over today.
So jao and take ur medicine..
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(26) Message na karke dil tod diya
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal daal dena,
Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni >>
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(27) Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye

Ae Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karta, uska mobile us me doob jaaye.
Na rahega phone, na baje gi >>
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(28) PRACTICE AT UR HOME 1. Take

PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1. Take one grape
2. Take it in ur hand
3. Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4. Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor k >>
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(29) Jab hum roya karenge teri yade
Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke mobile se S >>
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(30) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe h

Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rah >>
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