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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sum
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal >>  |
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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflowe
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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat >> |
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Question : Why do girls close
their ey
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Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh >> |
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( 5 )
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki
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A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans >> |
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Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki kh
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Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to si >> |
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( 7 )
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
T
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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka in >> |
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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h
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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumh >> |
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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya ha >> |
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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dhar
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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
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( 12 )
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay
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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se >> |
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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& i
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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO” >> |
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God thought that since
he couldnt b ev
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God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. >> |
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I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
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I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s just beacuse ……… >> |
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Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil
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Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil jal ke raakh hogaya...
Girl: Teri yeh Qurbani bekar nahi jayegi, Raakh idhar bhej day, Bartan dhonay k kaam >> |
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Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya
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| Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray r >> |
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time >> |
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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera
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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?
Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti >> |
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
t
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao >> |
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Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...
So
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Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...
So Every True Lover is Requested...
In Memory of Jack & Rose...
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes >> |
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Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko R
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Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.
Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kab >> |
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A Sardar (who just learned english) went
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A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my k >> |
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Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4
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Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs....oh >> |
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Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka
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| Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej >> |
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Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon
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Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMI >> |
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Ma
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar l >> |
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Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astagh
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Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega... >> |
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