(1) Aankho me "SHARAFAT" Chaal

Aankho me "SHARAFAT"
Chaal me "NAZAKAT"
Dil me "SACHAI" aur Chehre me "SAFAI"
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko "BHAI".
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(2) Khushi k Liye Gum kurban,

Khushi k Liye Gum kurban,
Hansi k Liye AAnsoo kurban,
Pyar k Liye Dil kurban,
Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,
Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi >>
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(3) A teacher told all students

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" >>
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(4) A Sardar & his wife filed an

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply >>
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(5) Man: Sardarji where were U bor
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
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(6) TEACHER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ST
TEACHER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
STUDENT: NO MISS HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI.
TEACHER: THIS IS JOCK
STUDENT: NO MISS REALLY HAMARA NAM WHAT NAHIN HAI >>
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(7) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOBARA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PHIR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AB BUS.......... >>
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(8) Aik ADBI shair mulahiza fermai
Aik ADBI shair mulahiza fermaiiye
arz kia hai...
aagay barho, aasman chu lo
zara tawajjo farmaiiye
aagay barho, aasman cho lo
paapi paapi, paapi >>
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(9) Santa: Kia kar rahey ho? Bant
Santa: Kia kar rahey ho?
Banta: Biwi ko letter likh raha hoon.
Santa: Magar tum ko too likhna nahin ata hai
Banta: To meri biwi ko koon sa parhna a >>
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(10) Teri aankain jhuki jhuki ter
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila >>
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(11) Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare
Arz kiya hai,
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye! >>
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(12) Love Kya Hai Love kho to do l
Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simt >>
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(13) Son: Main shaadi nahi karonga.
Son: Main shaadi nahi karonga..
Bap: kion puttar?
Son: Poora gaaon meri mangaitar ko Taxi bolta hai
Baap: O puttar chota sa to gaon hai kitni chaal >>
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(14) A lady drinking coke. Machcha
A lady drinking coke.
Machchar falls in.
Lady takes it out.
Machchar says:MAA
Lady asks:Y did u call me maa?
Machchar says:Main teri coke se nikl >>
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(15) MUSHARRAF Ne BV Ko Surprise De
MUSHARRAF Ne BV Ko Surprise Dene K Lye Apni MUCHHEN Katwain Or Chupke Se So Gaya Neend Me Jab BV Ne Moo Pe Hath Phera To boli SHOKAT AZiZ TUM Aj Phir >>
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(16) 1 din jab tumhari shaadi
1
din
jab
tumhari
shaadi
hogi
tumhari
bivi k pait main nera
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HA HA HA
Mera
Mera


HA HA HA
Bhatija hoga..
Saale dost pe shak kart >>
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(17) kia bindaas hawa chalreli he!.
kia bindaas hawa chalreli he!... bird lod gana gaarele hen.....cow log hhaas char reli hen....shiyaney log sms kar rele hen....or kanjoos log sms parh >>
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(18) Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai,ank
Pyar vyar to ek bahana hai,ankh mile na mile LIPs ko milna hai, Yehi style hai Sab AASHIQUON ka, Kya kare yaar RAJ KAPOOR ka nahin IMRAN HASHMI KA zam >>
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(19) Tanhaiyaaaaaaaan .. .. ..
Tanhaiyaaaaaaaan
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Agar uppar tanhaiyaaan hain to NICHE konsa MELA laga hua hai jo daikhne aaee ho,Hain? >>
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(20) Teacher say 2 student: Write y
Teacher say 2 student: Write your father name in ENGLISH.
Student: Beautiful Red Underwear.
Teacher: R u Joking?
Student: No his name is "SUNDAR LA >>
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(21) Mom: Soja varna GABBAR ajaiga.
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR ajaiga.
Son; Pehle 100 rupee do
Mom: Kyon?
Son: Varna main pappa ko bata donga k mere sone k baad GABBAR aata hai. >>
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(22) Yeh tumhare behkate kadam, ye
Yeh tumhare behkate kadam,
yeh tumhare kanpte hont,
Yeh tumhare bikhre baal,
Yeh tumhara jalta badan,
yeh tumhari nasheeli aankhien,
Mujhe pehle >>
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(23) Happy birthday to u.... .. I
Happy birthday to u....
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Is main sochna kia??
.
.
.
.SMS kisne bheja?
..
Mainne
.
Paise kiske lagey?
.
Merey na?
.
.
To meri marzi jo >>
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(24) brave ho k jeenay ka, tensio
brave ho k jeenay ka,
tension nahi lene ka,
acchay sapnay dekhnay ka,
Mast life guzarnay ka,
Jin bhooot se nahi darnay ka,,
Boley to ....
SHEES >>
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(25) Father: Shaadi bachon ka khe
Father: Shaadi bachon ka khel nai!
.
Pinto: Papa mujhe pata hai,
.
Father: Kya pata hai?
.
Pinto: Yehi k shaadi baro ka khel hai aur bachon k >>
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(26) Jahan ki khilwat main zulul na
Jahan ki khilwat main zulul nahi ayega,
gam-e-tohin se kabul nahi ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai yeh qurfa ghalib,
Damagh kharab hojayega par yeh sher >>
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(27) Jo jeeta woh sikandar Jo hara
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
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Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko BANDAR ki pappi. >>
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(28) A 4 SAIB B 4 KASHTI C 4 BI
A 4 SAIB
B 4 KASHTI
C 4 BILLI
D 4 KUTTA
E 4 HATHI
F 4 PANKHA

Ye SMS har unparh k MOBILE par pohnchain
Or
TALEEM ko Aam karen

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(29) Pagal ho jao, uchlo kuddo,
Pagal ho jao,

uchlo kuddo,

cheekan maro,

abbay nu dasso,

ami nu dasso,

elaan krao,

bhangray pao,

luddian pao,

naaray lao,

k >>
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(30) Hold ur Breath....... . .
Hold ur Breath.......
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Pagal marna hai kia, Chal Saans le.. >>
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