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(1) Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete th
Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5,ab 1 rpya Q?
Admi pehle may knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen
Fkeer: bht khob,mtlab mery pai >> 
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(2) To Live a Life,
We need
To Live a Life,
We need
Brain,
Intelligence,
Knowledge,
Expression,
Look,
Luck,
Mental Stabili >>
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(3) Hum ne ye keh kar building se
Hum ne ye keh kar building se chalang laga di
faraz
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AaZMA LUCK AaZMA.
AaZMA >>
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(4) 2009 ki kuch STORIES
>1
2009 ki kuch STORIES
>1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne k lye neche utra khu >>
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(5) Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab A
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai
PATHAN: O mera “KHUDA”
Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Me >>
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(6) Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwa
Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,
“Bhai jan!
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(7) ATANG MSG
A Confusion:<
ATANG MSG
A Confusion:
American, pathan ko kse kahey ga k ‘OPEN THE DOOR’
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Ans:
Isko full Americ >>
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(8) Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora
Sang-e-Marmar Say Tarasha Gora Badan
Ufff !
Nasheela Sa Pighlta Shabab uska
Haii
Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hy
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(9) Pathan k ek jumlay ne photogra
Pathan k ek jumlay ne photographr ko pagal kar diya:
“yara! Pasport size potoo nikalo lekin mera chapal b aana chaeye. >>
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(10) Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi
Tumhari aankhein jheel k jesi gehri hain
Ji chahta hy k in main duob jaun
__(“,)/__
- , – , – , – , -
Oye minu baar Kaddo. >>
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(11) Technology has its own limitat
Technology has its own limitations….’
Google may be the most powerful search engine,but still
can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost >>
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(12) Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.
Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.
Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
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(13) Aap mein 10 qualities hain..
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..
1. Aap bohat achay hain.
2.Ap bohat smart hain.
3.Ap bohut cute hain.
4.
5.
6.< >>
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(14) Mere Dil K Kone Se Ye Awaz Ai
Mere Dil K Kone Se Ye Awaz Ai Hai
Sham Ko Tere Ane Ki Khabar Lai Hai
Maire Aangan K Phool Bi Ye Sun Kar Khel Uthe
To Mara Sajan N >>
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(15) Raat ko 2 Sardar chhat pe so r
Raat ko 2 Sardar chhat pe so rahe the
1sardar dosre se:Yar maachis kahan hay?
2nd:Teeli jala k dekh le yahin hoge >>
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(16) Teacher: tell me the perfect e
Teacher: tell me the perfect example for newtons 3rd law?
Student: whenever i open my book, my eyes close automatically…
Action ka React >>
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(17) Ek pathan doosre pathan se
Ek pathan doosre pathan se
Pathan1:ap ke father ka name kiya he?
Pathan2:us ka name pareshan khan he
Pathan1:kiya shaadi shuda he >>
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(18) Main jb b
App ko dekha<
Main jb b
App ko dekha
App ko Jana
Ap ko mesoos kya
Ap ko ek farishtey jesa paya
Jis ko Jannat sy nikala gya apni h >>
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(19) I Miss u rozana:
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I Miss u rozana:
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After breakfast and khana…
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Ab tum zaya >>
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(20) Bank Robber Bank me Sher farma
Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai…
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, >>
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(21) Teacher: What Is The Differnce
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.! >>
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(22) Aik pathan ka RADIO kharab ho
Aik pathan ka RADIO kharab ho gaya,
Usny khol k dekha to andar ek CHOOHA mara huwa tha
Ye dekh k pathan Bola:
ay Lo! chalega kesy >>
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(23) Koi Ek Din Select Karen.
Koi Ek Din Select Karen.
Friday.
Saturday.
Sunday.
Monday.
Tuesday.
Wednesday.
Thursday.
Or Us >>
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(24) 2 dost safar pr ja rhy thy ras
2 dost safar pr ja rhy thy raste me raat hogai wo TENT lga k sogay.
RAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli usne dosre dost ko jga kr kaha asman ki tarf de >>
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(25) Pathan England Mai Club Me Cha
Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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(26) 1 danishvar ka ‘Qol’ hay k.
1 danishvar ka ‘Qol’ hay k.
“1 Aqalmand se baat krna
1 mahine tak kitabein parhne se behtar hai
Tu aj main free hon
Jab je >>
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(27) “u” “r” super
“u” “r” g
“u” “r” super
“u” “r” great
“u” “r” smart
“u” “r” intelegent
“u” “r” cool
“u” “r”sweet
“u” “r”wonderful
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(28) Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: Hum jahan bhi hota ha,wo hum ko >>
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(29) Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna tha
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna tha
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Aap Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Denge.< >>
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(30) Muft Balance ReCharge Karny ka
Muft Balance ReCharge Karny ka Tareeqa:_ For Jazz & Ufone
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Abhi Tak Eeja >>
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