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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi h
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor >>  |
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( 3 )
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar >> |
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( 4 )
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujh
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Sh >> |
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( 6 )
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
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Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Major Rohail:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka >> |
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( 8 )
1American,
1Chinese,
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1American,
1Chinese,
Or
1Pakistani Chand Per Gaye.
3no ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per 1Lambi >> |
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( 12 )
tez hawa ka jhonka aaya,
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tez hawa ka jhonka aaya,
saath main teri khusbu laya,
tab mere dil main khayal aya,
aaj bhi m >> |
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( 13 )
ae zalim palat kar to dekh,
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ae zalim palat kar to dekh,
tamana hum bhi rakhte hain
agar tum makeup karti ho
to shave >> |
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( 15 )
SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANEY BANEY HUSAN
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SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANEY BANEY HUSAN
BANA TO DEWANEY BANEY KUCH TO BAAT HAI
AAP MEIN U HI TO NAHI PAGHAL KHANE BANEY >> |
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( 18 )
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ha
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Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran h >> |
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( 19 )
Select any one Number.
Jis se Aap
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Select any one Number.
Jis se Aap ko pata chaLe ga k Aap tayyar ho k kesy Lagte hain....
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11
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( 20 )
Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to
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Galat Nazar se Dekho gay to
Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar ayegi,
Sahi Nazar se Dekho gay to
Her >> |
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( 21 )
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta ha
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Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi mas >> |
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( 22 )
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti
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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,< >> |
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( 24 )
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
War
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Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen >> |
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( 25 )
Hum gaye tahe un k ghar
k
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Hum gaye tahe un k ghar
kehna tha dil se dil mila lo
un ki ammi ne khola darwaza
hum ghabra k bole
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( 26 )
Hum gaye tahe un k ghar
kehna tha
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Hum gaye tahe un k ghar
kehna tha dil se dil mila lo
un ki ammi ne khola darwaza
hum ghabra k bole
aunty bachom ko polio k >> |
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( 27 )
Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi
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Mohabbat karne walon ko inkar acha nahi lagta
duniya walon ko ye iqrar acha nahi lagta
jab tak larka larki bhag na jain
in zalimo >> |
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( 28 )
khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai
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khayal ko kisi ahat ki aas rahti hai
nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rahti hai
tere bina koi kami to nahi aye dost,
bas gali wali j >> |
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( 29 )
College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota
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College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai
class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai
notes ki jaga love exchange hota hai
isiliye to >> |
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( 30 )
acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
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acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
yaar ne he loot liya ghar yaar ka.
...REMIX...
acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
naap l >> |
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