(1) Baari mushkil se hum raat ko A
Baari mushkil se hum raat ko Aasmaan se aap k liye
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**Chand**
**Taraay**

Lene gaye lekin wahan ja k yaad aaya
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"Shoper" to hu >>
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(2) Q har bar mosam ki tarha badal
Q har bar mosam ki tarha badal jaate ho,
har naaye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh baat sun k hamari ruh tak kanp gayi k Tum ab bartan dhone waale sa >>
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(3) Dil ki batain bata kar to dekh
Dil ki batain bata kar to dekho.
Kisi ko apna bana kar to dekho,
Log tumhare pass khudi aein gay..Bus ik hafta lagatar naha kar to dekho! >>
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(4) Aapke life mein mithas ho cadb
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jais >>
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(5) Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

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(6) Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! >>
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(7) Wife- i will die. Husband- i w
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! >>
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(8) Ek sardar car me battery lagwa
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE >>
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(9) What is difference between wat
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae >>
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(10) God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, l
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja >>
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(11) Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilad
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol >>
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(12) Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha! >>
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(13) Aapke life mein mithas ho cadb
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jais >>
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(14) Khidki se deakho to raste pe k
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. >>
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(15) Pathan sitting on the top of t
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar >>
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(16) Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! >>
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(17) Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... >>
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(18) Palko pe apni baithaya hai tum
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe >>
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(19) Doctor says to pathan: Appka a
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay >>
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(20) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.! >>
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(21) Bhehar ki gali main paan ki du
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
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(22) Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" A
Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai! >>
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(23) Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho,
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kah >>
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(24) Jis tarha heere ko heera katta
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega >>
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(25) Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta >>
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(26) Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena cha
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye. >>
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(27) After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munn
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai >>
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(28) Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Tara
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Ni >>
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(29) Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye! >>
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(30) Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap k
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re >>
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