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Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir ga
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Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir gaya aur zor zor se chilla raha tha.
2nd: Ab walid kaise hain ??
Sardar: Ab theek hongey kal se kunwen se >>  |
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Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic i
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Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times "If I can fact this, I c >> |
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfrien
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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin >> |
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( 7 )
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 L
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Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi paresh >> |
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What is the difference between wife & sa
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife >> |
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will als
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husb
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Bol >> |
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do y
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, sh >> |
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sa
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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai >> |
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( 14 )
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapi >> |
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is >> |
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( 16 )
If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r goi
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If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???*?** ** ** **?*
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI
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( 17 )
Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch ti
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Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki, youn wo mere maa ban gai, un >> |
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( 18 )
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bu
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Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya >> |
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( 19 )
BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag
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BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo n >> |
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( 20 )
Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u g
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Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i'll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegi
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Once a maths teacher asked a boy
"If U
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Once a maths teacher asked a boy
"If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?"
He replied :
"3 ne >> |
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Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell
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Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay. >> |
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( 23 )
Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
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Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen >> |
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( 24 )
Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
b
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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana n >> |
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( 25 )
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Si
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Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: >> |
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( 26 )
A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its fu
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A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year i >> |
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( 27 )
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HU
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True >> |
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( 28 )
i am a killer!
i kill poople for mon
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i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
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( 29 )
Kafi Arse Pehle Ki Baat Hai K Mere Sms
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Kafi Arse Pehle Ki Baat Hai K Mere Sms
Sirf Ahmaq Awr Bewaquf Parha Karte Thay.
Aur
Aur Aur Ab
Ab
Ab
Ab
Aaj Tuk Yehi Silsila Jari Hai.
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AAANCHI…..!
X-Cuse Me Plz….!
Sorry To Disturb U……..!
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