(1) Dil torna humari aadat nahi, D
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi >>
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(2) Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chah
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye >>
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(3) Vo likhte hain humara naam mit
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain >>
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(4) Aap jaise log hume kuch khas l
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai >>
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(5) Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jay
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN >>
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(6) Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila >>
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(7) TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fev >>
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(8) Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? >>
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(9) Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaat
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaat >>
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(10) Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de >>
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(11) Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote ha
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai >>
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(12) Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hot
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo >>
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(13) yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam >>
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(14) Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai >>
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(15) Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad k
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne >>
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(16) jawaab teri shayari ka.... den
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein >>
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(17) Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, M
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon >>
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(18) Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar musku
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain >>
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(19) Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiy
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Inte >>
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(20) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to foreve >>
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(21) Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske p
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! >>
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(22) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas ho
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota >>
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(23) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho t >>
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(24) kayi raaz aise hote hain jo di
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch a >>
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(25) Tum sa koi dusara zameen par h
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! >>
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(26) Aap aik brilliant, beautiful,
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho >>
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(27) 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh t
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So k >>
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(28) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi pe
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria. >>
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(29) Aap jaise log hume kuch khas l
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
>>
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(30) Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Ek dundho to hazaar milteh hai...

Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra...

Ay kha >>
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