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| Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag. |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, taste the thunder? |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana! |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY. |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Arz kiya hai-
Hun mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega… |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta? |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun. |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar” |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look Downward
Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn,
Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi. |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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| Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya? |
| Posted on : [01/11/2007] |
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Posted by : tabi
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Mobile # :03003582887
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usnay hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne uski doli sajai hui hai
humain pata tha wo bewafaa niklay gi
isi liye hum ne uski chotti behn b pasai hui hai |
| Posted on : [29/10/2007] |
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Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
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Mobile # :03459542322
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