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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Ra
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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay bana >>  |
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( 5 )
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi
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Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF k >> |
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( 6 )
1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achana
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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay ko >> |
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( 7 )
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
wh
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat >> |
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( 8 )
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have
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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
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( 9 )
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that
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A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me whe >> |
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( 10 )
Why do most women spend much time on imp
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Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??
Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!! :-)
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( 11 )
If ur world is spinning around
and
u
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p >> |
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( 12 )
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man
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Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on >> |
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( 15 )
A man went to the Police Station wishing
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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in >> |
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Girl: When we get married,
I want to s
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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I do >> |
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( 17 )
Think positive…
Look at the world as 1
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Think positive…
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like >> |
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with D
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
So >> |
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( 19 )
What is a girl friend?
Addition of p
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
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( 20 )
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
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I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts beacuse ……… >> |
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( 21 )
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toot >> |
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( 22 )
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke baha
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Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aa >> |
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( 23 )
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
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Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol >> |
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( 24 )
Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churail
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Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti >> |
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( 25 )
Chand say ik din main nay poocha, dekha
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| Chand say ik din main nay poocha, dekha hai mere yar sa haseen kahi kia?woh bola SALLE ITNI OPER SAY DIKHTA HAI KIA. hahaaahahaha >> |
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( 26 )
Har gali har dewar par apka naam likha h
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Har gali har dewar par apka naam likha hy
har khirki har darwaze parapka naam likha hy
upar TALASHE-E-GUMSHUDA or
neeche Zehni Twazan kharab likha >> |
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( 27 )
Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memori
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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file.
A desert can replace the nile.
But nothing can stop a Smile.
When ur name comes o >> |
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( 28 )
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil d
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SM >> |
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( 30 )
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein >> |
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