(1) yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam >>
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(2) Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai >>
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(3) Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad k
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne >>
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(4) jawaab teri shayari ka.... den
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein >>
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(5) Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, M
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon >>
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(6) Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar musku
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain >>
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(7) Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiy
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Inte >>
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(8) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to foreve >>
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(9) Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske p
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! >>
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(10) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas ho
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota >>
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(11) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho t >>
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(12) kayi raaz aise hote hain jo di
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch a >>
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(13) Tum sa koi dusara zameen par h
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! >>
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(14) Aap aik brilliant, beautiful,
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho >>
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(15) 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh t
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So k >>
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(16) Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi pe
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria. >>
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(17) Aap jaise log hume kuch khas l
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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(18) Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Ek dundho to hazaar milteh hai...

Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra...

Ay kha >>
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(19) Pyar karnewale pareshan ho jat
Pyar karnewale pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale sharabi ban jate hai.
Divorce dene wale devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se dosti karane wale,
Sm >>
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(20) agar apni cosun patani ho to,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
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(21) • Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch
• Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna >>
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(22) Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis
Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya. >>
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(23) Kash kabhie app hamari gali ma
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY" >>
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(24) Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower al
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... >>
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(25) Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri
Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain >>
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(26) Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko b
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir >>
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(27) Aaj Tum Dil mango de denge, D
Aaj Tum Dil mango de denge,
Dhadkan mango de denge,
jaan mango de denge
kyonki ye saab Moives ghar pe padi hai.
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(28) Safed sari par tum lal bindi l
Safed sari par tum lal bindi lagati ho
khuda kasam Ambulance nazar Aati ho
Vo ghayal ko lekar jati hai
Tum ghaya kar jati ho

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(29) khirki khuli:julfe nikili main
khirki khuli:julfe nikili maine socha kismat khuli,par Afsos din itwar tha:khuli julfon wala sardar tha!

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(30) sardar ne apni pregnet biwi ko
sardar ne apni pregnet biwi ko sms kiya 'kisi ho' thodi der bad sardar jor se nache laga.. kyuki moblie par report aaye DELIVERED!!

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