(1) Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiy
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi
Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS
Free Hone Ke >>
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(2) Aap aik brilliant, beautiful,
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
You r my swee >>
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(3) Larka : ( Bus Stop Per !! Lark
Larka : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya……..
Larki : Arey Ull To Raat Ko Bolt >>
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(4) Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aa
Arz kiya hai..... , Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band
hai , wah wah! wah wah! , Aaj-kal aapke SMS
aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
h >>
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(5) Vo likhte hain humara naam mit
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur
mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume
to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... >>
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(6) Woh B kya Din the jab hum Hase
Woh B kya Din the jab hum Haseenon k Galey mila kartey the,
Yeh un dinon k baat hai jab hum 2 saal k hua kartey the.
___________________
__________ >>
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(7) Sab sey pahle Kiss karo, Phir
Sab sey pahle Kiss karo,
Phir Bistar par leta do,
Phir Dono tangain oopar utha kay,
Nechay hath laga ke dekho ….
Munay ne agar susu kia hai to Nap >>
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(8) Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge >>
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(9) Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bin
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!! >>
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(10) Main uski yaad mein ban gaya b
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola"
>>
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(11) Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bank
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ba >>
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(12) Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi k >>
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(13) Zindagi behaal Hai, Sur hai
Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zinda >>
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(14) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas ho
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas h >>
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(15) Teri yaad mein humne kalam uth
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke >>
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(16) Tu Chaand maange main Chaand d
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental St >>
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(17) aap ko miss karna roz ki baat
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat ha >>
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(18) Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte h >>
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(19) Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein ja >>
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(20) Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi mil
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt n >>
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(21) Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bin
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!! >>
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(22) Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai me
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SM >>
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(23) Main uski yaad mein ban gaya b
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola >>
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(24) Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan:
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: >>
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(25) Pathan: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7
Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDR >>
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(26) Pathan Names: Born In JUNGLE
Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN

In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN

In War:
BAROOD KHAN

Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN

Near Garden:
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(27) Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne Ushi No Per Call Ki
Or Kahan K Isme To Kuch Nahi A.
Muhajir Bola Nahi Lala He To Bohot Kuch
Lekin!
Tum >>
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(28) Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch P
Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha.
Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.

Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas Itna Pucha K
14 Aug >>
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(29) Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger T >>
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(30) Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan
Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Parhan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Ha >>
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