( 1 )
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai. >>  |
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( 2 )
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi k >> |
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( 3 )
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ >> |
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( 4 )
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayeg >> |
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( 5 )
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaa >> |
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( 6 )
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe k
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum >> |
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( 7 )
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute t
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane... >> |
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( 8 )
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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( 9 )
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hat
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! >> |
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( 10 )
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak h
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai. >> |
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( 11 )
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon >> |
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( 13 )
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
T
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho j >> |
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( 15 )
Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana
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Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai >> |
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( 16 )
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum b
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Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
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( 17 )
1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim A
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1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Tou >> |
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karz dosti ka ada kon kare ga,dost na ho
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| karz dosti ka ada kon kare ga,dost na ho to dosti kon karee ga,Ah khuda mere dost ko slamat rakhna varna meri shadi main DANCE kon karee ga. hahhhhhah >> |
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband:
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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai! >> |
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( 21 )
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devda
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Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan. >> |
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( 22 )
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhk
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Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:
Doctor ye mala kiske liye he?
Doctor ne jawab diya:
Yeh mera pehla operation he aga >> |
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( 23 )
Suraj hua maddham
Chand jal ne laga
Aa
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Suraj hua maddham
Chand jal ne laga
Aasma yeh hai
Kyo pighal ne laga
Main tehra raha
zameen chal ne lagi
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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( 24 )
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
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Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.
But aaj kal ki ladki >> |
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( 26 )
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhoo
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| Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U! >> |
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BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY H
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BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko >> |
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