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Funny Urdu SMS and Messages

 
Jab se tum ko dekha hai,Muje raat ko neend nahi aati,OR jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai,Dil se ik aawaz aati hai "Jal Tu JaLaL tU AaYi BaLa ko TaAl Tu"
Posted on : [24/10/2007]
Posted by : M_FAHAD
Mobile # :03232046920
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Aasmaan par jitne sitare hain,"wah wah" Ankho main jitne ishare hain,"wah wah" Samander k jitne kinare hain,"wah wah" Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hain, "AaB KaRo WaH WaH"
Posted on : [24/10/2007]
Posted by : M_FAHAD
Mobile # :03232046920
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Teacher: Bachey se ap baare hain ya ap ke papa ? Bacha: Miss me baara hon Teacher: Wo kese ? Bacha: me ab Mama ka doohdh nahi pita lekin papa abhi tak pite hain ....
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Jis waqt KHUDA ne tmhe banaya hoga, Eik saroor sa us ke dil pe chaya hoga Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon Phir usse Zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay aur Love is like Supereme Yehi to hai wo apna pann Love is like Waves Naam hi kafi hai Love is like Gold Leaf bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited Love is like Habib Oil kyun ke ye Dil ka mamla hay
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki Aap jawab agar na do gaye hamare SMS ka Hum had kar dain ge MISS CALL se satane ki
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Mesg box bhi kangal hai, kya apki SMS factory me hartal hai, JAAN kuch to bhejo ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, bare dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, Itni aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe !
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Sharab bani tu Maikhane bane, Husan bana tu Deewane bane, kuch tu baat hai aap me zaroor, yun hi nahi pagal khaney bane.....
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Dil k dard ko zuban per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath sath yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane ke baad is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main " eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga.. hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup subah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Khuda ki Kasam mai Tumhara Nahin hoon! Main eik Lehr hoon, Kinara nahin hoon! kion taktay ho mujahy Muskura kar! Mai Shadi Shuda hoon, Kawara nahin hoon
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Taqat do he hain zamanay mein Jin say sara nazam jari hai Eik ALLAH ka wajood bar haq hai eik aurat ki "zaat-e-bari" hai
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho tu bhi kia bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi, dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to RAB se sikayat hogi.... Eik to hi jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kia halat hogi!!!
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Majnuo Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aaya.. Majnuo Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya.. Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Piyar Main.. Or Laila Bethi Thi SMS Free Hone Ke Intezar Main
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : saif
Mobile # :03212678727
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Day a monky kicked a sarder on his back n run away.Sarder run to catch him n find a zebra in de field.Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
Mobile # :03459542322
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kis ki talaash hai usko pata hi nahi
hamari chahat ko us ne sanja hi nahi
hum poochtay rahay kia tumko hamse piyar hai
or wo kehtay rahay k unhen pata hi nahi:-{
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
Mobile # :03459542322
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eik dafa eik pagal kuch likh raha tha,mai ne poocha kia likh rahay ho,bola khat likh raha hun,mai ne poocha kis ko likh rahay ho,bola khud ko,mai ne poocha kia likha hai,bola muje kia pata,abhi muje mila thori hai?!
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
Mobile # :03459542322
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eik dafa do banday qabarstan mei baithay thay
ist:yar ye log kitne araam se soey hue hen,2nd :han yar
Achanak eik murda qabar se uthta hai or kehta hai
"kiyun na soen ye jaga jaan de k jo haasil ki hai"
Posted on : [23/10/2007]
Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
Mobile # :03459542322
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