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Funny Urdu SMS and Messages |
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| Jab se tum ko dekha hai,Muje raat ko neend nahi aati,OR jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai,Dil se ik aawaz aati hai
"Jal Tu JaLaL tU AaYi BaLa ko TaAl Tu" |
| Posted on : [24/10/2007] |
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Posted by : M_FAHAD
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Mobile # :03232046920
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| Aasmaan par jitne sitare hain,"wah wah"
Ankho main jitne ishare hain,"wah wah"
Samander k jitne kinare hain,"wah wah"
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hain,
"AaB KaRo WaH WaH" |
| Posted on : [24/10/2007] |
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Posted by : M_FAHAD
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Mobile # :03232046920
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| Teacher: Bachey se ap baare hain ya ap ke papa ?
Bacha: Miss me baara hon
Teacher: Wo kese ?
Bacha: me ab Mama ka doohdh nahi pita lekin papa abhi tak pite hain .... |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Jis waqt KHUDA ne tmhe banaya hoga,
Eik saroor sa us ke dil pe chaya hoga
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lon
Phir usse Zoo ka khayal aaya hoga |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Love is like Iodex
ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye
Love is like Pepsi
Yeh dil mangay aur
Love is like Supereme
Yehi to hai wo apna pann
Love is like Waves
Naam hi kafi hai
Love is like Gold Leaf
bachon ki pohonch say door rakhain
Love is like Wah
Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz
Love is like Samsung
Everyone is Invited
Love is like Habib Oil
kyun ke ye Dil ka mamla hay |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gaye hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain ge MISS CALL se satane ki |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Mesg box bhi kangal hai,
kya apki SMS factory me hartal hai,
JAAN kuch to bhejo ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe,
bare dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
Itni aasani se nahi mile tum,
National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe ! |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Sharab bani tu Maikhane bane,
Husan bana tu Deewane bane,
kuch tu baat hai aap me zaroor,
yun hi nahi pagal khaney bane..... |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Dil k dard ko zuban per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath sath
yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad" |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup subah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Khuda ki Kasam mai Tumhara Nahin hoon!
Main eik Lehr hoon, Kinara nahin hoon!
kion taktay ho mujahy Muskura kar!
Mai Shadi Shuda hoon, Kawara nahin hoon |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Taqat do he hain zamanay mein
Jin say sara nazam jari hai
Eik ALLAH ka wajood bar haq hai
eik aurat ki "zaat-e-bari" hai |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho tu bhi kia bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi,
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to RAB se sikayat hogi....
Eik to hi jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kia halat hogi!!! |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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| Majnuo Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aaya..
Majnuo Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Piyar Main..
Or Laila Bethi Thi SMS Free Hone Ke Intezar Main |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : saif
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Mobile # :03212678727
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Day a monky kicked a sarder on his back n run away.Sarder run to catch him n find a zebra in de field.Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
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Mobile # :03459542322
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kis ki talaash hai usko pata hi nahi
hamari chahat ko us ne sanja hi nahi
hum poochtay rahay kia tumko hamse piyar hai
or wo kehtay rahay k unhen pata hi nahi:-{ |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
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Mobile # :03459542322
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| eik dafa eik pagal kuch likh raha tha,mai ne poocha kia likh rahay ho,bola khat likh raha hun,mai ne poocha kis ko likh rahay ho,bola khud ko,mai ne poocha kia likha hai,bola muje kia pata,abhi muje mila thori hai?! |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
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Mobile # :03459542322
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eik dafa do banday qabarstan mei baithay thay
ist:yar ye log kitne araam se soey hue hen,2nd :han yar
Achanak eik murda qabar se uthta hai or kehta hai
"kiyun na soen ye jaga jaan de k jo haasil ki hai" |
| Posted on : [23/10/2007] |
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Posted by : WASEEM AHMED
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Mobile # :03459542322
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