(1) Zindagi behaal Hai, Sur hai
Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zinda >>
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(2) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas ho
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas h >>
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(3) Teri yaad mein humne kalam uth
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke >>
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(4) Tu Chaand maange main Chaand d
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental St >>
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(5) aap ko miss karna roz ki baat
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat ha >>
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(6) Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte h >>
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(7) Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein ja >>
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(8) Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi mil
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt n >>
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(9) Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bin
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!! >>
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(10) Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai me
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SM >>
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(11) Main uski yaad mein ban gaya b
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola >>
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(12) Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan:
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: >>
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(13) Pathan: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7
Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDR >>
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(14) Pathan Names: Born In JUNGLE
Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN

In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN

In War:
BAROOD KHAN

Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN

Near Garden:
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(15) Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Ek Pathan ko Blank Msg Aya.
Pathan Ne Ushi No Per Call Ki
Or Kahan K Isme To Kuch Nahi A.
Muhajir Bola Nahi Lala He To Bohot Kuch
Lekin!
Tum >>
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(16) Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch P
Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch Poocha.
Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.

Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas Itna Pucha K
14 Aug >>
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(17) Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger T >>
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(18) Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan
Sardar Laughing Behind Parhan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Parhan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Ha >>
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(19) 1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Rah
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata Abhi Mujh >>
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(20) Question: Pathan aur Donkey me
Question: Pathan aur Donkey mein konsi 2 chezein mushtarik hain?
Ans: dono hi bachpan mein khobsurt hotay hain
aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam >>
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(21) Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq K Mu
Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq K Mutabiq

NASWAAR Se EYE SIGHT Taiz Hoti Hai

?

?

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SUBOOT:


Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Naz >>
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(22) Mom: Beta khana khayega? Bet
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: >>
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(23) Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey >>
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(24) Three ants find an elephant as
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela >>
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(25) Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehte
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main reht >>
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(26) Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar pa
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pe >>
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(27) Kash koi “exam result” ka insu
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva le >>
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(28) Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe soch
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf ka >>
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(29) twinkle Twinkle little star,
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar


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(30) Hamari dosti ka kitna faida ut
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dos >>
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