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If engineers start making films, the nam
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If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lag >>  |
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( 2 )
Ladka Bola :
Kash ein hasinao ke baap m
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Ladka Bola :
Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki Boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Kisi >> |
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( 3 )
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan L >> |
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( 4 )
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
M
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin >> |
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( 5 )
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, ci
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Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir
Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachch >> |
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( 6 )
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
I
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine >> |
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( 7 )
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko
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Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO >> |
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( 9 )
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.
Galfri
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Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.
Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quart >> |
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( 10 )
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
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Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli:
“Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee >> |
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( 14 )
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhai
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya >> |
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( 15 )
Ladki Boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
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Ladki Boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to >> |
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( 16 )
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat
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Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Robin: Phone karte >> |
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( 19 )
Santa dials a number. A girl receives th
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gay >> |
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( 20 )
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a go
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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha ho >> |
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( 24 )
Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh k
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Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?” >> |
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( 25 )
Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vaha
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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur >> |
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( 27 )
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai t
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, >> |
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( 28 )
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Ji
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Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi,
Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain,
Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi >> |
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