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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein b
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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag. >>  |
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( 4 )
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye >> |
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( 7 )
Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar
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Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur us >> |
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( 8 )
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Te
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ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta >> |
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( 9 )
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Pro
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System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escap >> |
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( 10 )
Arz kiya hai-
Hun mein doctor jahan,
M
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Arz kiya hai-
Hun mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he >> |
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( 11 )
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss
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Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyeg >> |
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( 13 )
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Co
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Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi k >> |
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( 14 )
Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein
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Mandir mein jap karta hun,
Masjid mein addab karta hun,
Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun. >> |
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( 15 )
DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola
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DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar” >> |
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( 16 )
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFO
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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT >> |
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( 17 )
Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnn
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Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look >> |
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( 18 )
Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
K
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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi. >> |
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( 19 )
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Stud
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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya? >> |
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( 20 )
usnay hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
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usnay hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne uski doli sajai hui hai
humain pata tha wo bewafaa niklay gi
isi liye hum ne uski chotti be >> |
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( 21 )
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur
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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN >> |
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( 22 )
• 7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1.
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• 7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bo >> |
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( 25 )
tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,k
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| tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah >> |
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( 26 )
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko ditin
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shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.
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( 28 )
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPA
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....
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( 29 )
• Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lu
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• Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz... >> |
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