(1) Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aap
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”. >>
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(2) Log ishq kartay hain baray sho
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi >>
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(3) Itna khubsurat kaise muskura l
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay >>
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(4) Larka: aik larki ko cherte huw
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sa >>
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(5) Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

>>
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(6) if sumone calls u crazy,dont m
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal >>
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(7) Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat >>
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(8) Question : Why do girls close
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh >>
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(9) A boy told his friend, “yar
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans >>
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(10) Woh subah ki thandak, Woh to
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
.
.
.
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to si >>
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(11) Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naa
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka in >>
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(12) Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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(13) Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumh >>
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(14) Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya ha >>
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(15) Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kis
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
>>
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(16) Ik larki thi deewani si Mobi
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se >>
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(17) Yash Johar is producing a new
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO” >>
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(18) God thought that since he co
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. >>
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(19) I just feel u…. Whenever I
I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s just beacuse ……… >>
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(20) Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala
Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil jal ke raakh hogaya...
Girl: Teri yeh Qurbani bekar nahi jayegi, Raakh idhar bhej day, Bartan dhonay k kaam >>
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(21) // ¡""""''"¡ ¡Jùìçè ¡ ¡_____¡
// ¡""""''"¡ ¡Jùìçè ¡ ¡_____¡ Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Send Kia Hy Khali Hy TUM Sirf Paon Maar Kar PATAKHA Bajao Or KHUSH hojao >>
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(22) Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray ra
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray r >>
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(23) Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date p
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time >>
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(24) Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli
Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?

Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti >>
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(25) Train mai aik husband apni wif
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao >>
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(26) Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversa
Today's Titanic's 94 Anniversary...
So Every True Lover is Requested...
In Memory of Jack & Rose...
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes >>
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(27) Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni
Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.
Wife 200 wapid kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kab >>
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(28) A Sardar (who just learned eng
A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my k >>
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(29) Importance of thumb... Child
Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs....oh >>
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(30) Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon
Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej >>
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