Send Sms to All Major Networks >> Mobilink Jazz -- Ufone -- Paktel -- Telenor -- Warid
   
     

Animal Pictures Sms

     

Anniversary Sms

     

April Fool

     

Bakra Sms

     

Balochi Sms

     

Bengali Sms

     

Birthday Sms

     

Broken Heart Sms

     

Celebrity Sms

     

Christmas Sms

     

Cute Cool Sms

     

Diwali Sms

     

Dreams Sms

     

Dua Sms

     

Easter Sms

     

Eid Sms

     

Exams Sms

     

Faraz Sms

     

Fathers Day Sms

     

Flirt Sms

     

Friendship Sms

     

Funny Adult

     

Funny English Sms

     

Get Well Sms

     

Ghazal Sms

     

Good Evening

     

Good Friday Sms

     

Good Luck Sms

     

Good Morning

     

Good Night Sms

     

Halloween Sms

     

Happy New Year

     

Hindi Sms

     

Holi Sms

     

Independance Day

     

Insult Sms

     

Islamic Sms

     

Kanjoos Sms

     

Karbala Sms

     

Kiss Sms

     

Larka Vs Larki Sms

     

Love English

     

Love Quotes Sms

     

Malyalam Sms

     

Marriage

     

Marriage Sms

     

Miss You Sms

     

Molvi Sms

     

Mothers Day

     

Munna Bhai Sms

     

Naughty Sms

     

Pakistan Sms

     

Pathhan Sms

     

Picture Sms

     

Poetry Sms

     

Police Sms

     

Politics Sms

     

Praise Sms

     

Punjabi Sms

     

Pushto Sms

     

Puzzle Sms

     

Rain Sms

     

Ramadan Sms

     

Riddle Sms

     

Rude Sms

     

Sad Sms

     

Santa Banta Sms

     

Sardar Sms

     

Send Me

     

Sexy Adult

     

Sheikh Sms

     

Sindhi Sms

     

Smile Sms

     

Sorry Sms

     

Students Sms

     

Urdu Dosti Quotes

     

Urdu Friendship Sms

     

Urdu Funny Sms

     

Urdu Jokes Sms

     

Urdu Love Sms

     

Usa Sucks Sms

     

Valentines Day

     

Wife Sms

     

Wise Sms Quotes

     

Wrong Person

Send Sms to All Major Networks >> Mobilink Jazz -- Ufone -- Paktel -- Telenor -- Warid
Sign up to search your match
Download Free Songs
send sms to mobile phones in pakistan
Buy or Sell, Place your add free !

Cool Links

 

Funny Urdu sms

Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.

 
( 1 )
har gali har devar par aap ka naam likha
har gali har devar par aap ka naam likha hai

har khirki her darwaze pe aap ka naam likha hai

uper talashe-e-gumshuda aur

neche z >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 2 )
meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,

meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,

Izhare-e-mohabbat kiya tha sms se

jo un ki shaadi tak p >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 3 )
pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,
pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane,

dil ka dard dil torne wala kiya jane,

hoti hai kitni mehnat ek larki patane main, ye ghar pe betha >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 4 )
kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan badal jat
kyon har baar mousam ki tarhan badal jate ho

har naye din humara dil dukhate ho,

ye baat soun kar humari roh tak kaanp gai

k tum >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 5 )
dil chasp duen

arshsad ko
dil chasp duen



arshsad ko dua mili k sada hanstay muskaraty raho,

aaj wo pagal khanay me hai .



ajmal ko dua mili >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 6 )
Hamesha achay ur tameez
walay SM
Hamesha achay ur tameez

walay SMS kiya karo,



Takay jub tum marjao,



Tu log kahay,



k



>>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 7 )
Din may chan sitaray
achay nahi
Din may chan sitaray

achay nahi lagtay,



Ab duniya k yay nazaray

achay nahi lagtay,



Koe ja kar hamaray AM >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 8 )
kitna KHUDDAR tha wo
kabhi shoo
kitna KHUDDAR tha wo

kabhi shool nahi jata tha...









FARRUKH,







Larkiyo k Za >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 9 )
Aik ghur may twins paida
howay t
Aik ghur may twins paida

howay tu saas boli,









Lo batao,,,







Hamaray PAKISTA >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 10 )
Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ki wick
Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ki wicket to gira di

"FARAZ"

lekin meri taqdeer ko dekho uska baap umpire tha >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 11 )
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha s
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha socha SALAM he karta chalo,



DAD: Koe faida nahi Bayta Abhi Aap ki Ammi Bhi Idher say Guzari Thi >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 12 )
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha s
SON: Aap ke office say guzar raha tha socha SALAM he karta chalo,



DAD: Koe faida nahi Bayta Abhi Aap ki Ammi Bhi Idher say Guzari Thi >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 13 )
وہ جو آ
وہ جو آجاتے تھے آنکھوں می¬ >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 14 )
Buzurgo nay farmaya hay k,

Buzurgo nay farmaya hay k,



"ek aqalmand say bat karan"



"1 month tak kitabein parhnay say behtar hay"



"To >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 15 )
"Roses" are "Laal"
"Sky" is "Neel
"Roses" are "Laal"

"Sky" is "Neela"



you "Brain" is like khali "Patila".



Bura Maan liya.



OK

>>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 16 )
"Gulab"

"Motia"
"Gulab"



"Motia"



"Tulip"



"Chambeli"



"Sunflower"



"Lily"



All fl >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 17 )
ابھی ک
ابھی کمسن ہو سنبہالو اپنے >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 18 )
???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ???? ?????
???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ???? ????? ????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ???? ????? ????? >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 19 )
hello raja g ghar waloon ne phone bi nah
hello raja g ghar waloon ne phone bi nahin kia eid par kia aba jaan ne phone ki chabi nahin de >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 20 )
1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara kon
1 larki Njoomi say, Mray liye sitara konsa hy?

Njoomi tumhary bachy kitny hy? Larki boli.11.

Njoomi,tumhary liye Sabz Sitara sahi rhay g >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 21 )
کہیں ت
کہیں تماپنی قسمت کا لکھا  >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 22 )
Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas
Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge

Father: Han beta

Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach ga >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 23 )
Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye
Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye

Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho

Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 24 )
Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro gi?
Boy:

Mujh se shadi kro gi?



Girl:

No.



Boy:

But why?



Girl:

Ghar wale nae maanay >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 25 )
اب کی ب
اب کی بار مین جب گیا سسرال
>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 26 )
Bakari wala: ye bakara 20000 ye 10000 ye
Bakari wala: ye bakara 20000 ye 10000 ye 5000 or wo wala sirf sirf 500 ka

gahak: wo 500ka kyu hai?!!!!!!!!

bakari wala : Sahib Ye china >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 27 )
Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?
Girl 2 techr

ye pyar kya hota ha?



Techr

jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga


>>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 28 )
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!



Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui ha >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 29 )
Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,

Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,



Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai



0r



Jab Aap Bolte >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category
( 30 )
1 Potta Dada Sy:

Dada Mn
1 Potta Dada Sy:



Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?



Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?



Potta:

Bht khobsurat >>
added in

Funny Urdu SMS

category

Read new/updated

Funny Urdu

sms. No doubt, its biggest collection of

Funny Urdu mobile messages

on internet. You can subscribe

Funny Urdu

sms and get newly added sms to your email as well.
Free Songs

 
   
Send Sms to All Major Networks >> Mobilink Jazz -- Ufone -- Paktel -- Telenor -- Warid
Complete surveys and Earn Money Online. Google adsense Tips and Tricks,Earn Money Online
Register |Login Here | Send SMS to Mobiles | Main Page | Add Sms | Link exchange | Favorite Links | Contact us | SiteMap HTM | Urdu Poetry | SMS to Pakistan | Urdu Jokes | Urdu Stories | Urdu Website | URL List |
Send Gifts to Pakistan Like Cakes Sweets Flowers Perfumes Birthday Gifts, Eid Gifts , Valentine's Day gifts Send Gifts to Pakistan