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(1) Loogo ki Beghariti to dekho za
Loogo ki Beghariti to dekho zara Faraz..
Maiyat main aaker pochte hain biryani Aaalo wali he ya chikan wali..? >> 
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(2) Election Fever. . .
1 J
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Ka >>
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(3) Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj b
Dentisit ke beti:
Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant nikl >>
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(4) God has given Eyes: To look at
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me. >>
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(5) Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car g
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi >>
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(6) Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayr
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam >>
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(7) Yaado me teri tasveer chhupa r
Yaado me teri tasveer chhupa rakhi hai
ankho me teri surat saja rakhi hai
yakeen nahi to mere dil ka number mila
Tere hi naam ki >>
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(8) Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
is >>
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(9) Teri yadad se 1 Lamha nahi hai
Teri yadad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu p >>
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(10) Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k niklo >>
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(11) 1Hand on Horn
1Hand on
1Hand on Horn
1Hand on Gear
1Ear Listening2n Songz
1Ear on de Mobile
1Foot on Accelator
Oder on Clutch
& Eye >>
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(12) 12 §tägë§ öf Lövë
Janua
12 §tägë§ öf Lövë
January - Rose
February - Propose
March - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chatting
June - Dating>
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(13) Every tear is a sign of broken
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness,
every SMS is a sign of remembera >>
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(14) kitni der se meri ankhain nam
kitni der se meri ankhain nam hain fraz!
koe to kamina hy jo piaz kaat raha hy >>
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(15) kitni der se meri ankhain nam
kitni der se meri ankhain nam hain fraz!
koe to kamina hy jo piaz kaat raha hy >>
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(16) Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise
Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay >>
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(17) Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Santa:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya >>
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(18) Apne sar pe hath phero
Apne sar pe hath phero
aik bar phir phero,
chalo aik bar phir pher lo,
chalo bus last martibar sar pe hath phero,
ab to ya >>
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(19) Jane anjane agar mene aapka di
Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho
is ke liye aap se
jo ho sakta he kar lo
main >>
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(20) Jane anjane agar mene aapka di
Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho
is ke liye aap se
jo ho sakta he kar lo
main >>
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(21) Har khushi ko teri taraf mor d
Har khushi ko teri taraf mor don
Tare liyeh chand taray bhi tor don
Khushiyon ke darwazay tere liyeh khol don
Bus itna kafi hai y >>
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(22) Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai..
woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye! >>
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(23) Noor Jahan ki Wafaat K Bad Is
Noor Jahan ki Wafaat K Bad Is Baar
Jang ki Soorat Main Milli Naghmay Naseebo Laal Gae Gi.
"Aye Watan K Sajeelay GUJJRO,< >>
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(24) Sheikh Asked a Parrot:
Sheikh Asked a Parrot:
"Miyan Mithu Choori khao Gey?"
Parrot said:
"Chavllan Na Maar, Aap Kadi Khaadi Aye >>
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(25) Govt, School k bachay kisi ko
Govt, School k bachay kisi ko ghaseet k school lay ja rahay they
1 bazurg: isay kuin ghaseet rahay ho?
bachay: yeh pura >>
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(26) ro ro k rat guzrti hai
ro ro k rat guzrti hai
ro ro k dill karta hai
k teno jotiyan powan >>
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(27) muj ko chor kr janay walay
muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay >>
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(28) Pagal chini se: Tum American h
Pagal chini se: Tum American ho?
Chini: Nahi mein Chini hon
Pagal ne phir pucha:
Tum American ho
Chini: Nahiiii... >>
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(29) 1 Pagl hr wqt bolta rhta tha
1 Pagl hr wqt bolta rhta tha
"Ghulail bnaoun ga or Chirya ko maru ga!"
1din usko Paglon k Doctr k pas ly gye or us ka elaj ho gy >>
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(30) Fill kar k bhejo
Fill k
Fill kar k bhejo
Fill kar k bhejo!?
1. Meray undr sb se acha kya hai________!
ikhlaq, shikal, talking power.
2. Meri undr >>
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