(1) Dil main basa hay piar tera, <
Dil main basa hay piar tera,

Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.
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(2) Tu chand mange main chand dedu
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti >>
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(3) Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hot
Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
Tum us baat pe wo >>
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(4) Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khaw
Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein, Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye >>
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(5) Surprise news 4 u, Rent free a
Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, More detail just dial
“15”
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(6) When u feel, That nobody loves
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai
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(7) Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sa
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahu >>
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(8) Mein tere pyar main, Paagal hu
Mein tere pyar main, Paagal hua chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
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(9) Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya h
Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..
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(10) Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mu
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

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(11) Ek larka ek larki se ishara ka
Ek larka ek larki se ishara karke kehta ha,
"JHALAK DIKHLAAJA,JHALAK DIKHLAAJA" larki apni chappal uttar kar kehti ha,
"EK BAR AJA AJA". >>
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(12) D-O-N k SMS ka intizar tu 11 m
D-O-N k SMS ka intizar tu 11 mulkon ki Galz kar rahi hain.
Lakin D-O-N sirf POPAT bachon ko SMS karta hai. Q K ........................ D-O-N ka t >>
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(13) If you need advice, Text me.
If you need advice,
Text me.
If you need a friend,
Call me.
If you need me,
Come to me.
If you need money,
Subscriber cannot be reached!!! >>
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(14) An elephant falls in luv with
An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.

Guess why?

They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar h >>
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(15) i love u , send this msg 2 100
i love u , send this msg 2 100 girls n win a free trip 2 ur near POLICE STaTION have a free msaag n DAAL ROTI >>
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(16) kadam kadamm pe hwa ki simt ka
kadam kadamm pe hwa ki simt ka kiyal rakhna...mein na ahoun tou b yaad rakhna ...meri amad ki khushboo zaroor ahay gi tum sirf apni naak saff rakhna >>
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(17) Breajing news: the go
Breajing news:




the govt; of pakistan has announced that<





har khusurat aadmi ko mulk se bahir nikal diya jaeyga




aap k to >>
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(18) Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
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(19) Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khw
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhoo >>
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(20) main pagal main pagal main pag
main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal main pagal mian pagal
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ary yaar >>
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(21) PESH HAI PEHLI bar app k mobil
PESH HAI PEHLI bar app k mobile main nahati hoi larki
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ajj thand hai kaal nahay gi!!!! >>
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(22) Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****te
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila >>
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(23) What is wrong with your cell e
What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail >>
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(24) Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys t
Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo >>
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(25) Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye ky >>
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(26) I've seen angels in the sky,**
I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anyt >>
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(27) Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de >>
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(28) Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaa
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
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(29) Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar musku
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hai >>
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(30) Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khw
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" >>
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