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husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hame

husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main k >>

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wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le

wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz"

husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum

"ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain....." >>

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakr >>

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( 4 )
Larka;

Janeman is Dil

Larka;

Janeman is Dil

mein aaja.

Larki:

Sandal utaroon kya????

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( 5 )
سخر دو

سخر دوپہرے سب سے چھپ کر آم >>

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( 6 )
ہیر کے

ہیر کے بوےاگےویکھہ کے عاش >>

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tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia<

tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia

tere chere pe udasi ankhon me nami hia

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( 8 )
tecnological development

tecnological development

ab aap chand se bhi baaten kar sakte hian

wow

so inters >>

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( 9 )
neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1 glass p

neem k 4 patte lo

2 ko 1 glass pani me boil aur 2 ki chatni banao phir chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo inshahallah

kan >>

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( 10 )
agar pakistan mobile ijad karta to us me

agar pakistan mobile ijad karta to us me ye templets hote

1 oye call kar

2 abe kahan hia?

3 aisa karo ge to kon aye ga

4 g >>

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( 11 )
ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar ho gaya

ishk k school me ek ajab iqrar ho gaya

class ki teacher ko papu se piyar ho gaya

is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya

sari >>

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( 12 )
good news!

ab aap is sms

good news!

ab aap is sms k zaryye apne set pe star plus bilkul free dekh sakte hian wo bhi 24 hours

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( 13 )
A man while making love to his maid,

A man while making love to his maid,

exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said

‘i know ‘cos >>

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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,

“O” ko daba ke,

“V” mein dalo,

jab “E” kee awaz aay >>

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Worlds shortest jokes:

1)

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the b >>

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a v

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:

always Keep >>

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اور ہم

اور ہم کو ٹھنڈا میٹہا پال >>

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( 18 )
اس موس

اس موسم برسات میں ویکھو س >>

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( 19 )
ہم نے ر

ہم نے روشن دان سے ہڈیاں چک >>

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Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx

Shakespeare Said:

"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."

Samajh Aaya Kuch?

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Ye Soch Kar Us ne Aftaar Party Mai,

Ye Soch Kar Us ne Aftaar Party Mai,

Pocket Mai Pakorray Daal Liye Faraz...

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The Best Feeling in the World
Is

The Best Feeling in the World

Is When u think that you have been forgotten by your friend.

And suddenly you receive a msg from ur Friend >>

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.*""* . * ""*.
* Dil ki *

.*""* . * ""*.

* Dil ki *

* Gehraiyon *

*... se.. *

*...*

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( 25 )
ابھی ک

ابھی کمسن ہو سنبھالو اپنے >>

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( 26 )
1st sardar; I am going ka kiya matlab ha

1st sardar; I am going ka kiya matlab hai???

2nd sardar; MEIN JA RAHA HON....

1st sardar;Aise nhi jane d >>

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( 27 )
دیکھو

دیکھو کہاں ھے آٹا دیکھو ک¬ >>

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TeaCher 2 sTudEnt …
Translate thi

TeaCher 2 sTudEnt …

Translate this sentence in UrDU :

” Aslam United His Mother & Sister ”

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Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.

Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.

Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.

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( 30 )
Pakistani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool

Pakistani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:

RULE 1

Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi

RULE 2

Doosri bar is tarh >>

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