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(1) Jab se begum ne mujhe murga ba
Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey k >> 
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(2) BEVIAN IMTEHAN LEYTEE HEIN
BEVIAN IMTEHAN LEYTEE HEIN
SHOHRON KI JAN LEYTEE HEIN
AGAR DO UNCO JEWELERY BANA K
KITNEY HO PYAREY INSAN KEHTE HEIN
IZAF >>
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(3) Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bak
Kash Iss Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kissi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
.Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Sey Mujhe Pathey Khilati
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(4) Lahore agar pyara na hota,
Lahore agar pyara na hota,
college road ka nazaara na hota,
GPO chok per ishara na hota,
mall Road ka sahara na hota
Humar >>
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(5) HUKAM HEY TERA TEREY KHATT JAL
HUKAM HEY TERA TEREY KHATT JALADON
JITNEY HEIN ARMAN SAB KHAK MEIN MILADON
DIL-E-MUZTARIB KO NA TARPA AEY HAMDAM
KAGHAZ QALAM CHO >>
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(6) Dunia badal gai hai chatting s
Dunia badal gai hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi larkian subah shaam hamari gali main
Nikalna hogaya un k >>
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(7) Mobile bana hai har larki ki s
Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan >>
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(8) Deedare najar se tera deedar k
Deedare najar se tera deedar karta hoon,
teri in aankhon pe jaan nishar karta hoon,
Ab tu hi bata kaise karoon afsanaye-dil bayaan apna >>
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(9) aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon
aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal >>
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(10) A$
Is dil ka ka
A$
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna e >>
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(11) A$
Aaj kal tum
A$
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, >>
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(12) AGR KOI ACHA SA SMS HO...
AGR KOI ACHA SA SMS HO...
TO
JALDI SE
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(13) Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Ga
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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(14) my wifes first husband
my wifes first husband
A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and >>
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(15) 1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
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(16) KNOWLEDGE WEEK
KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
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(17) Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne >>
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(18) 1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Ru
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note >>
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(19) 1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Ru
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note >>
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(20) 1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Do >>
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(21) AB TO DUKAN PAR BHI EK HI BOAR
AB TO DUKAN PAR BHI EK HI BOARD LAGA NAZAR ATA HAI "PAPPU"
CHEENI MAANG KAR SHARMINDA NA KARAIEN..
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(22) Ager main aap ko SMS bhaijta h
Ager main aap ko SMS bhaijta hoon to iss ka
yeh matlab nahin hai ke aap bhi mujhe SMS bhaijain.
Aap Mujhe,
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(23) Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jis ko aankh maari thi ,
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,
jo us ney sar per maa >>
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(24) Dunya Gol hy?
C
Dunya Gol hy?
Chuha Billi se darta hy,
Bili kutty se darti hy,
Kutta Banday se darta hy,
B >>
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(25) Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai t
Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,
khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,
pyar karna hai to wife se karo,
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(26) Molvi apni wife say:
Molvi apni wife say:
jab me mar jaon to samnay walay ghar ki aurton ko zroor bulana.
Biwi:wo kyun
Molvi: >>
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(27) Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...?
Boy:Mujhse shadi kero gi...?
Girl:Kia?
Boy:Achi film hai na!
Girl:Kuttay k bachay...
Boy:W >>
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(28) Girl: Main tumhare liye sab ku
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chod doon gi.
Boy: ammi abbu?
Girl: yes
Boy: khana pina?
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(29) Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
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(30) The Difference B/W friend n
The Difference B/W friend n best friend..
Friend says:
Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..
Best Friend Says:
Bhaga kanjer >>
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