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Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?
Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?

Beti: R.K.B.M.A Karongi.

Papa: What is R.K.B.M.A?

Beti: MooN Ki Banhon Main Aaram…

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Aap Cartoon
Aap K Bhai Cartoon
Aap Cartoon

Aap K Bhai Cartoon

Aapki Sister Cartoon

Aapke Abbu Cartoon

Aapki Ammi Cartoon

Aapki Puri Family Cartoon >>
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Ustaad Shagird Se: Jo Doosray ko Apni Ba
Ustaad Shagird Se: Jo Doosray ko Apni Baat Samjha Na Sakay Woh Gadha Hota Hai…

Shagird: Sir Main Samjha nahi >>
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Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge
Hairaan Na Ho.

Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.

Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye…

GEO Wapda >>
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Bad News:
Meri Car Green Hills Se
Bad News:

Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,

Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,

Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
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Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k an
Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
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Govt ne pehle
Oil k rates Barha d
Govt ne pehle

Oil k rates Barha diye, Phir

Aata. Phir

Chawal. Phir

Cheeni. Phir

Sabzi. Phir

Kuch na mila to >>
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Aqwaal-e-Zareen!
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Aqwaal-e-Zareen!

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Choro Yaa >>
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Larki:
Hamara husn dekh kr ye log
Larki:

Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.

Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

Larka:

Ye maana k L >>
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Larki K Nakhry
1 Call
Me A
Larki K Nakhry

1 Call

Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun

2 Call

Sirf Msg Krongi Bat Nai

3 Call

Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti Ha >>
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Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.<
Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.

Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.



to

to

to

to

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IODEX lag >>
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Mera dill tornay kee usnay koshish tu bh
Mera dill tornay kee usnay koshish tu bhut kee faraz,

par usko shayad yeh nahi pata kay,

“malik steel”

sub ton mazboot tay bemisa >>
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Raat Chand ne Mujhse Kaha k Tere Sab Dos
Raat Chand ne Mujhse Kaha k Tere Sab Dost.

Kanjoos Hain

Pagal Hain

Gadhay Hain

Nalaik Hain

Faltu Hain

Maine >>
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Ek Sardar Tha:
ha ha ha ha
Ek Sardar Tha:

ha ha ha ha

Us ke 2 bachy they

Woh Rozana

Kaam per jata tha

Buhaat Mahanti tha

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Kaash ......
aaj barish ho jai..
Kaash ......

aaj barish ho jai...........



kum az kum 1 piyali pani bher jai.......



Jo kunjoos mujay sms na karay >>
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Death Angel to Girl: Your Time is Over.
Death Angel to Girl: Your Time is Over.



Girl: Is there any way to Escape?



Angel: Yes, If you Kiss the One who is Readi >>
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After Putting us in fire of Love and you
After Putting us in fire of Love and you are Sweetly Sleeping!





Nai samajh aaya na?





Ye lo Punjabi Main >>
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Lets see ho Much you Know about Me!
Lets see ho Much you Know about Me!



1) My Birthday?

2) What word i say most?

3) I Love?

4) My Bad Habits?
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Bohat Saal pehle ki baat hai.
Bohat Saal pehle ki baat hai.





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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash



Fatafat



Hurry up







Jaldi






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Zindagi k 7 Marahil:

1.
Zindagi k 7 Marahil:



1. Studies



2. Games



3. Entertainment



4. Love



5. < >>
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ello...
Hello.. Hello...
ello...

Hello.. Hello...





Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?





HELLO...?








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O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaa
O Ghareeb Insaan

O Kanjoos Insaan

O Pathar Dil Insaan

O Khud Gharz Insaan

O Matlabi Insaan

O Bewafa Insaan
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aaj kal ki larkiyun
ka kapde
aaj kal ki larkiyun

ka kapde

yahan sa less

waha sa less

kabhi sleeveless

to kabhi backless

or koi ladk >>
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There are 3 things which keep
There are 3 things which keep



importance in my life.



1; Pizza,,,





2; Dew,,,




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Sorry! GaLti Se Ye
MsG aaP Ko Se
Sorry! GaLti Se Ye

MsG aaP Ko Send HoGaya..

Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche

GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai..



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Sabi jangli janwaroon ko itlaah di jaati
Sabi jangli janwaroon ko itlaah di jaati he.





















Aap to aisay parh >>
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Go down to c my heart.

<
Go down to c my heart.

























Dekha.



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( 29 )
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare



Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare



Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare



Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Haz >>
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Winter is going 2 start...
If u
Winter is going 2 start...

If u want to protect yourself from cold..

Just..





Go to hell..



Suna >>
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