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(1) Main TumhAre DARWAZE PAr KhArA
Main TumhAre DARWAZE PAr KhArA Hon
DArwAzA KhoLo?
|""""""| ArAy
| ,| IdhAr
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(2) Kisi ki Yaad aye –
Yaa
Kisi ki Yaad aye –
Yaad karo Zyada aaye –
SMS karo Aur Zyada aaye –
PHONE karo Aur b Zyada aaye –
MILO Use b Zyda aaye >>
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(3) A teacher asked his student:
A teacher asked his student:
what is the chemical formula of water.......?
A sardar answered "HIJKLMNO"
T >>
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(4) Dunia k 5 Mushkil Kaam
Dunia k 5 Mushkil Kaam
1.Murgi ko lipstick lgana
2. Hathi Ko Godh Mein Bithana
3. CockRoch Ko PyaR KeRna< >>
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(5) (Bechara Mard)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to
"zalim"
agar aurat SAY pit jaye to
"buzd >>
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(6) Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
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(7) Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
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(8) • Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi ja
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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(9) Apni Pasand Ka ek
Numbe
Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Karen,,
20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90,100
Aur
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(10) Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Has
Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban >>
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(11) Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane
Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane k baad,
Kis ka karu intezar zindgi me aapke aane k baad,
Kyu Pyar pe jaan lutate hai log.. >>
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(12) asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfasdfas
asdfasdfasdf >>
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(13) Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se >>
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(14) Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham
Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,,
ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,,
mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, ta >>
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(15) mujhe aik ache aur strong boy
mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is
03343133942 and 0342271 >>
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(16) Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy
Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy goli mar deyo,
raja howy te akrda na howy goli mar deyo,
but howy te sona na howy goli mar deyo, jatt ho >>
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(17) Na ho jis dokan sy muyasser ch
Na ho jis dokan sy muyasser cheeni
us dokan ki her cheez jalado >>
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(18) 2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
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(19) Journalist To Meera:<
Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
“Shakeel”
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
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(20) 2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
Pata Hai Kyon?
Ja >>
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(21) Son asked his father: ’Bchha z
Son asked his father: ’Bchha ziada intelligent hota hy ya baap
Father: Baap
Son: Achha, Pakistan kisny bnaya?Father: Quaid-E-Azam
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(22) (Pak traffic police)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Saw >>
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(23) Teacher class main abny baby k
Teacher class main abny baby ko dood platy hoay boli ale ale mera beta DOODH P K Doctor bnega,
Boy,Mis Thora sa hamin bhi pila dain, hum bhi ko >>
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(24) mujhy se koi dosti kary ga. pl
mujhy se koi dosti kary ga. please sms now. Muhammad Abu-Bakar. jahanian >>
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(25) school wiran,college sunsan,ba
school wiran,college sunsan,bachay jhush,larkiya heeran,ashiz pareshan, wah taliban wah taliban >>
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(26) Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! >>
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(27) Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa n
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. >>
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(28) Teacher: Agar apna character s
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap >>
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(29) Geeta mein likha hai?
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein >>
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(30) Kripya Dhyaan De,
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! >>
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