(1) MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE U
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP >>
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(2) ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI M
ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
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(3) Roz Logo se tere Pange honge..
Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..
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(4) dil main basa hai pyar tera,aa
dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
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(5) Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT di
Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai, lekin WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar na insafi >>
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(6) Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
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(7) Khudi ko kar buland itan, chad
Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise.
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(8) Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bh
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath fara >>
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(9) Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere
Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye t >>
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(10) sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruk
sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta kh >>
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(11) sardar apne noukar ko bola gar
sardar apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
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(12) Kismat azma chuka hoon Nasib a
Kismat azma chuka hoon Nasib azma raha hoon,
Kisi bewafa ki khatir RIKSHA chala raha hoon... :-) >>
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(13) sonio kiii haaaaal aay tuhaada
sonio kiii haaaaal aay tuhaada .tuseee tay naraz he ho gay jjjjjjjjjj..j tuhanoo card de zroorat aai tay phir kr lo load
card 100 wala hazir hai
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(14) yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay
yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay meray naal rabita kray,jazz card chahida ay tay hukam, karay ,only for girls ok 03017394879 >>
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(15) yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay
yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay meray naal rabita kray,jazz card chahida ay tay hukam, karay ,only forv girls ok >>
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(16) kitna haseen phir say nazara b
kitna haseen phir say nazara bana dya
jaisay khuda nay tum ko dubara bana dya
aaya tha imtaan main mazmoon husn par
main parchay pay chehra tumhara >>
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(17) khoon se rangeen deewar-o-dar
khoon se rangeen deewar-o-dar banaa diyazara sa haath maine zakhmon se utthaa diya
teri yaadon ne dastak jab bhi dil pe diaik aah bhar lee aik aansoo >>
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(18) tumhi ko sochte rehna, tumhi
tumhi ko sochte rehna,
tumhi ko sunte rehna,
buhat gehre khayalon main,
jawabon main, sawalon main,
muhabat ke hawalon main,
tumara naam a j >>
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(19) Kabhi jo maazi main jhankoge t
Kabhi jo maazi main jhankoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge,
kisi lamhe kuch jo sochoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge
,kabhi yun hi akele main beet-e-dino ko s >>
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(20) ndairi raat mein shama jalana
ndairi raat mein shama jalana bhool jate ho

hamari yaad aati hai bhulana bhool jate ho



tumari ik yai ahdat humko pershan rakhti hai


naz >>
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(21) Ek larki thi deewani si
Ek larki thi deewani si
































Mobile le kar chalti thi


















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(22) KOI TO HOTA!! Main jis k DIL
KOI TO HOTA!!
Main jis k DIL ki kitab Banta

Main jis ki Chahat ka Khawab Banta

Main Hijar k Mosam ki Lambi Raton main

Yad Ban kar Azab Banta >>
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(23) I Love U"EVERY DAY" I Like
I Love U"EVERY DAY"

I Like U"EVERY DAY"


I Want to See U"EVERY DAY"

I Need U"EVERY DAY"


Bcz



"EVERY DAY"k bina chai ka maza hi na >>
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(24) Koi gam de pave parchave na,

Koi gam de pave parchave na, jis nagri yaar vasde ne, sanu rona de k umran da, bhaven oh khid khid hasde ne, Asin mangde haan sukh una da, jinha jho >>
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(25) !~"Rajni Teriyan Yaadan Hi B

!~"Rajni Teriyan Yaadan Hi Bas Palle Ne, Hor Sara Kuj Gava Baitha, Tere Naal Vafa Kar Ke Sajna
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(26) Main Hanjuan nu lakh samjhai

Main Hanjuan nu lakh samjhaiya ki tanhai che aaya karo, Mehfil che aa ke Mera mazak naa udvaya karo,By Bikram Varya Iste Hanju bole............ Asin >>
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(27) Ehna Husan waleyan de Hathon

Ehna Husan waleyan de Hathon asin Neelam hoe han, Jehde Niwian pa ke Langde se aaj ona de asi Gulam hoye haan, Es vich Sada koi Kasoor Nahe, eh taan >>
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(28) Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, a
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega , ek dost sirf sms karega , dusara dost, bas perh ke muskurayega HEY RAM ........................
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(29) We will now upgrade your bra

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

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(30) Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand

Ladki Boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to >>
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