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(1) Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se >> 
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(2) Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham
Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,,
ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,,
mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, ta >>
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(3) mujhe aik ache aur strong boy
mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is
03343133942 and 0342271 >>
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(4) Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy
Sheikh howy te kanjoos no howy goli mar deyo,
raja howy te akrda na howy goli mar deyo,
but howy te sona na howy goli mar deyo, jatt ho >>
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(5) Na ho jis dokan sy muyasser ch
Na ho jis dokan sy muyasser cheeni
us dokan ki her cheez jalado >>
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(6) 2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
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(7) Journalist To Meera:<
Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
“Shakeel”
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
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(8) 2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye:
Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye.
But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai.
Pata Hai Kyon?
Ja >>
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(9) Son asked his father: ’Bchha z
Son asked his father: ’Bchha ziada intelligent hota hy ya baap
Father: Baap
Son: Achha, Pakistan kisny bnaya?Father: Quaid-E-Azam
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(10) (Pak traffic police)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Saw >>
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(11) Teacher class main abny baby k
Teacher class main abny baby ko dood platy hoay boli ale ale mera beta DOODH P K Doctor bnega,
Boy,Mis Thora sa hamin bhi pila dain, hum bhi ko >>
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(12) mujhy se koi dosti kary ga. pl
mujhy se koi dosti kary ga. please sms now. Muhammad Abu-Bakar. jahanian >>
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(13) school wiran,college sunsan,ba
school wiran,college sunsan,bachay jhush,larkiya heeran,ashiz pareshan, wah taliban wah taliban >>
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(14) Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! >>
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(15) Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa n
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. >>
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(16) Teacher: Agar apna character s
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap >>
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(17) Geeta mein likha hai?
Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein >>
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(18) Kripya Dhyaan De,
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! >>
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(19) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai >>
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(20) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki >>
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(21) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz >>
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(22) Eid Mubarak,
,<
Eid Mubarak,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
ye na socho >>
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(23) App ne baz police satations k
App ne baz police satations k sanne bord ya takte pr ye lekha hova prha ho ga k aavam ka tavan jerim ka katna likin hmmary police stations is k ult hi >>
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(24) A.A
kia hal hy yar ak m
A.A
kia hal hy yar ak msla ho gia hy app dost thy app he kam ayin gy yar ak hadsa ho gia hy or khon zaya ho gia hy app blood grup milta hy plz >>
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(25) Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia
Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?
Student: Shaadi.
Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?
Student: Dulha.
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(26) Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Mai
Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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(27) Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayo
Ek Pagal Doosre Pagal se (Mayoosi k Sath):
Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?
Doosra Pagal:
Tu Dafa Kar Yaar!< >>
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(28) Ali k papers hone wale thy us
Ali k papers hone wale thy us ne my friend mzmon yad kia likn my friend ki jga my father a gia us ne js jga pr friend ata tha us jga pr father type >>
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(29) khamosh thy hum to magroor sam
khamosh thy hum to magroor samjh lia
Chup thy hum to majboor samjh lia
Yahi to aap sey aik galti hui
Itnay kareeb thy hum phir b >>
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(30) گھڑی &
گھڑی بھر کو بھٹیں گھڑی بھž >>
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